Footballers In Trouble

[Holysmit]

Leeds fans must be in meltdown over this.

Done them a favour Bailey Peacock Farrell is an upgrade imo

 

[Les Beeavinu]

Done them a favour Bailey Peacock Farrell is an upgrade imo

Plays for Burnley now

 

[Holysmit]

Plays for Burnley now

I did wonder if he had moved. I didn't know Lewis Mcleod was at Wigan until today. So I'm not very up to date with other teams now!

 

[TheHairdresser]

Wonder if a long ban for Casillas will disrupt their season given the relative youth and inexperience of the two understudies in their squad. Looks like Meslier was taken on loan as cover for Miazek who was promoted after Peacock-Farrell left in the summer. Guess we'll find out in the coming weeks.

Could be irrelevant given how rarely opponents threaten them given their relative quality on the ball.

 

[wanderer paul]

Ex England Women’s boss, Mark Sampson, seems to be having issues again at Stevenage. Something about making a comment to do with race, colour or nationality.

Surely not?! :looks:

https://www.theguardian.com/footbal...on-charged-by-fa-with-making-offensive-remark

 

[wibs]

Jay Lloyd Samuel who died last year is apparently still alive

Not sure if that is qualifies for "in trouble"

Obvs poss a load of BS

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/s...r-Jlloyd-Samuel-accuse-wife-faking-death.html

 

[westwing]

Neil Shipperley has appeared at Uxbridge and pleaded guilty to flashing his penis at a mum and her 16 year old daughter in Hayes from his van as they walked along the street. F'kin wrong'un!!

www.mylondon.news

 

[Mr Tree]

Jay Lloyd Samuel who died last year is apparently still alive

Not sure if that is qualifies for "in trouble"

Obvs poss a load of BS

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/s...r-Jlloyd-Samuel-accuse-wife-faking-death.html

read that yesterday (on BBC, which is marginally but only marginally better than the Daily Mail), his sister sounds.... a little unhinged

 

[Untouchable]

Neil Shipperley has appeared at Uxbridge and pleaded guilty to flashing his penis at a mum and her 16 year old daughter in Hayes from his van as they walked along the street. F'kin wrong'un!!

Did his appearance add 1000 to the public gallery?

For the avoidance of doubt, he’s a dirty ****ing nonce.

 

[westwing]

Did his appearance add 1000 to the public gallery?

For the avoidance of doubt, he’s a dirty ****ing nonce.

Proper noncery that mate!

 

[kevalutonbee]

Proper noncery that mate!

The mitigation is unbelievable "He said ‘it was totally unacceptable and, I have to say for the record, I did not know she was a kid.”"

On this basis, exposing yourself in public to someone above the age of consent is acceptable is it?


Wonder if the police could tack on some driving offences for good measure?

 

[A Real Mysteron]

The mitigation is unbelievable "He said ‘it was totally unacceptable and, I have to say for the record, I did not know she was a kid.”"

On this basis, exposing yourself in public to someone above the age of consent is acceptable is it?


Wonder if the police could tack on some driving offences for good measure?

He’d probably get a tougher punishment for the driving offences.

 

[westwing]

The mitigation is unbelievable "He said ‘it was totally unacceptable and, I have to say for the record, I did not know she was a kid.”"

On this basis, exposing yourself in public to someone above the age of consent is acceptable is it?


Wonder if the police could tack on some driving offences for good measure?

Driving whilst having a 5 knuckle shuffle!!

 

[ruislip bee]

Driving whilst having a 5 knuckle shuffle!!

Only one hand on the wheel. How did he change gear?

 

[kevalutonbee]

Only one hand on the wheel. How did he change gear?

Is there such a thing as an automatic van?

 

[ruislip bee]

Is there such a thing as an automatic van?

Naww whatever next. Man will land on the moon!

 

[sonofabee]

Naww whatever next. Man will land on the moon!

He mooned as well?

 

[JANORAK]

Keogh’s appeal against his sacking rejected by Derby (R5 Newsflash).

 

[hanworthbee]

Jay Lloyd Samuel who died last year is apparently still alive

Not sure if that is qualifies for "in trouble"

Obvs poss a load of BS

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/s...r-Jlloyd-Samuel-accuse-wife-faking-death.html

This is so weird. ...

 

[wibs]

Neil Shipperley has appeared at Uxbridge and pleaded guilty to flashing his penis at a mum and her 16 year old daughter in Hayes from his van as they walked along the street. F'kin wrong'un!!

www.mylondon.news

Not exactly a hefty sentence

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-london-50839639

 

[Ruislip_Rich]

Not exactly a hefty sentence

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-london-50839639

News flash....

 

[BeeHomeSoon]

Not exactly a hefty sentence

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-london-50839639

To be honest I’m surprised that they were aware he was having a hand shandy...his gut hanging over it must have obscured the view pretty well...

Must have looked like he was imitating the shuffle furiously..,.lol

 

[BeeHomeSoon]

To be honest I’m surprised that they were aware he was having a hand shandy...his gut hanging over it must have obscured the view pretty well...

Must have looked like he was imitating the truffle shuffle furiously..,.lol

 

[nocoat]

Not exactly a hefty sentence

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-london-50839639

I was expecting something a little stiffer too

 

[hanworthbee]

What a weirdo with a sh*t excuse aswell....hope his wife has left him....

 

[JPince]

I was expecting something a little stiffer too

Maybe it didn't stand up in court

 

[BlueJayBee]

What a weirdo with a sh*t excuse aswell....hope his wife has left him....

"This was, he thinks on reflection, a cry for help."

Because he had a sore wrist?

Perv.

 

[Bigbee]

I was expecting something a little stiffer too

ooh matron

Edit - Bollox didnt read the link first.

The car was driving slowly , you would of thought the woman could of seen him coming

 

[daddybee]

I remember when he played at the top level, he lobbed seaman from 30 yards

 

[sonofabee]

I remember when he played at the top level, he lobbed seaman from 30 yards

lol Jesus wept

 

[nocoat]

I remember when he played at the top level, he lobbed seaman from 30 yards

lol

 

[Silly Hat]

I remember when he played at the top level, he lobbed seaman from 30 yards

I think this might possibly be the best post in the GPG’s history. Massive respect. ��

 

[sonofabee]

I think this might possibly be the best post in the GPG’s history. Massive respect.

God help us, he’ll be impossible now lol lol

 

[daddybee]

It’s just so easy when one is a genius

 

[sonofabee]

It’s just so easy when one is a genius

lol lol

 

[TheHairdresser]

Ex-Spurs football Steffen Iversen declared bankrupt in Norwegian court. Looks like his agent is blaming UK divorce law for his client's pecuniary losses.

All on the newsanyway.com site.

 

[Les Beeavinu]

Barnsley defender Bambo Diaby fails drugs test.

 

[Chorlton Bee]

That Albion lad Perrera (sp?) charged with violent conduct for elbow on Joe Allen, potential 3 game ban

 

[Banana]

Barnsley defender Bambo Diaby fails drugs test.

Just reading the linked mirror article in that

"Former Southport defender Mike Phenix is believed to be the last positive case after testing positive for cocaine in September 2018 and his four-year ban was only announced in May 2019 ."

"Saido Berahino was given an eight-week drugs ban in 2017 for testing positive for recreational drugs."

I think Phenix can consider himself a bit hard done by there!

 

[nocoat]

He must be FLAMING mad

 

[kevalutonbee]

Just reading the linked mirror article in that

"Former Southport defender Mike Phenix is believed to be the last positive case after testing positive for cocaine in September 2018 and his four-year ban was only announced in May 2019 ."

"Saido Berahino was given an eight-week drugs ban in 2017 for testing positive for recreational drugs."

I think Phenix can consider himself a bit hard done by there!

If he had a poor disciplinary record prior to the cocaine offence could that have affected the length of ban?

 

[Les Beeavinu]

Just reading the linked mirror article in that

"Former Southport defender Mike Phenix is believed to be the last positive case after testing positive for cocaine in September 2018 and his four-year ban was only announced in May 2019 ."

"Saido Berahino was given an eight-week drugs ban in 2017 for testing positive for recreational drugs."

I think Phenix can consider himself a bit hard done by there!

Maybe but he'll come back from it.

 

[nocoat]

I think Phenix can consider himself a bit hard done by there!

Well I for one am not gonna cry a RIVER for him

 

[kevalutonbee]

Maybe but he'll come back from it.

I see what you did there

 

[wibs]

ladies and gentlemen, I present you two very bored people.

He must be FLAMING mad

Maybe but he'll come back from it.

Well I for one am not gonna cry a RIVER for him

 

[hanworthbee]

Barnsley defender Bambo Diaby fails drugs test.

Needs to have a word with lance Armstrong doctor....

 

[Gee Bee]

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-leeds-51617898

Not looking good for Tyrell Robinson once of Bradford now sacked.

 

[Untouchable]

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-leeds-51617898

Not looking good for Tyrell Robinson once of Bradford now sacked.

Sacked before convicted?
Surprised the PFA haven’t been all over this. Innocent until proven etc etc.

 

[Stanley]

Sacked before convicted?
Surprised the PFA haven’t been all over this. Innocent until proven etc etc.

Nothing to stop an employer taking disciplinary action before any court case provided they have followed their procedures.

 

[JANORAK]

Nothing to stop an employer taking disciplinary action before any court case provided they have followed their procedures.

He’s been suspended since August...