IF we are Promoted, Which GPG Members should be Off-loaded?

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Anyone who hasn’t done one of the following

1) stood on the Royal Oak and chanted 10, 9,8,7,6,5,4,3,2,1 steeeeeeeeam

2) Been drunk in the Green Man or a pub in Wembley high road after at least one final defeat

3) Sung at the top of your voice for virtually the whole of the second half vs Sheff Weds in the return leg of the play off game

4) Gone radio with 2,500 other Bees when Ben Strevens scored at Leeds in League 1

5) Been there when we went up as champions at Peterborough in 92

6) Listened to learn the words of It was down in the town of Northampton desperate to join in with the Mentals next time

7) Stood on an open terrace and been frozen to the point of hyperthermia at Oldham or soaked to the skin at Gillingham or that Hockey stadium

8) Been running down a slope trying not to fall over while getting chased and getting kicked up the arse by rabid Plymouth fans

9) Hidden in some bin bag and rat infested back garden on the Black Leys estate when very drunk and lost and alone after getting brave with Oxford fans

10) Stood on the pitch after the Preston promotion game and looked to the skies and then back to a spot in the ground where someone special used to stand
 

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Anyone who hasn’t done one of the following

1) stood on the Royal Oak and chanted 10, 9,8,7,6,5,4,3,2,1 steeeeeeeeam

2) Been drunk in the Green Man or a pub in Wembley high road after at least one final defeat

3) Sung at the top of your voice for virtually the whole of the second half vs Sheff Weds in the return leg of the play off game

4) Gone radio with 2,500 other Bees when Ben Strevens scored at Leeds in League 1

5) Been there when we went up as champions at Peterborough in 92

6) Listened to learn the words of It was down in the town of Northampton desperate to join in with the Mentals next time

7) Stood on an open terrace and been frozen to the point of hyperthermia at Oldham or soaked to the skin at Gillingham or that Hockey stadium

8) Been running down a slope trying not to fall over while getting chased and getting kicked up the arse by rabid Plymouth fans

9) Hidden in some bin bag and rat infested back garden on the Black Leys estate when very drunk and lost and alone after getting brave with Oxford fans

10) Stood on the pitch after the Preston promotion game and looked to the skies and then back to a spot in the ground where someone special used to stand
😁
A 'disappointing' 6/10 for me......🙁
 
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The rose tinted brigade for sure.
Yes, what we need more of is people who relentlessly critique and slag off the team. It’s ridiculous that we have so-called fans who’ll point out that Mbeumo is only 21, or Canos didn't play any games for 10 months after his serious knee injury (hence why it took him a while to get back up to speed). Our club is ill-served by the positive, rose-tinted brigade who want players to improve and develop - what a bunch of losers. Real supporters should just relentlessly shout abuse at the lads once we‘re allowed back into the stadium. None of this daft encouraging stuff.
 

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The irony in this thread is amusing.

Good job football isnt an emotive sport...

We lost, people get upset. Happens after every defeat.

Some people take their anger out on the players, others on the fans who take their anger out on the players :D Kudos to the man sitting there right now having a pint without a care in the world.
 

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I certainly thought it was a pisstake and have maybe riled some with my RTB comment.
 

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Anyone who hasn’t done one of the following

1) stood on the Royal Oak and chanted 10, 9,8,7,6,5,4,3,2,1 steeeeeeeeam

2) Been drunk in the Green Man or a pub in Wembley high road after at least one final defeat

3) Sung at the top of your voice for virtually the whole of the second half vs Sheff Weds in the return leg of the play off game

4) Gone radio with 2,500 other Bees when Ben Strevens scored at Leeds in League 1

5) Been there when we went up as champions at Peterborough in 92

6) Listened to learn the words of It was down in the town of Northampton desperate to join in with the Mentals next time

7) Stood on an open terrace and been frozen to the point of hyperthermia at Oldham or soaked to the skin at Gillingham or that Hockey stadium

8) Been running down a slope trying not to fall over while getting chased and getting kicked up the arse by rabid Plymouth fans

9) Hidden in some bin bag and rat infested back garden on the Black Leys estate when very drunk and lost and alone after getting brave with Oxford fans

10) Stood on the pitch after the Preston promotion game and looked to the skies and then back to a spot in the ground where someone special used to stand
7/10 for me
 

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Anyone who hasn’t done one of the following

1) stood on the Royal Oak and chanted 10, 9,8,7,6,5,4,3,2,1 steeeeeeeeam

2) Been drunk in the Green Man or a pub in Wembley high road after at least one final defeat

3) Sung at the top of your voice for virtually the whole of the second half vs Sheff Weds in the return leg of the play off game

4) Gone radio with 2,500 other Bees when Ben Strevens scored at Leeds in League 1

5) Been there when we went up as champions at Peterborough in 92

6) Listened to learn the words of It was down in the town of Northampton desperate to join in with the Mentals next time

7) Stood on an open terrace and been frozen to the point of hyperthermia at Oldham or soaked to the skin at Gillingham or that Hockey stadium

8) Been running down a slope trying not to fall over while getting chased and getting kicked up the arse by rabid Plymouth fans

9) Hidden in some bin bag and rat infested back garden on the Black Leys estate when very drunk and lost and alone after getting brave with Oxford fans

10) Stood on the pitch after the Preston promotion game and looked to the skies and then back to a spot in the ground where someone special used to stand
7/10 for me as well
 

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Anyone who hasn’t done one of the following

1) stood on the Royal Oak and chanted 10, 9,8,7,6,5,4,3,2,1 steeeeeeeeam

2) Been drunk in the Green Man or a pub in Wembley high road after at least one final defeat

3) Sung at the top of your voice for virtually the whole of the second half vs Sheff Weds in the return leg of the play off game

4) Gone radio with 2,500 other Bees when Ben Strevens scored at Leeds in League 1

5) Been there when we went up as champions at Peterborough in 92

6) Listened to learn the words of It was down in the town of Northampton desperate to join in with the Mentals next time

7) Stood on an open terrace and been frozen to the point of hyperthermia at Oldham or soaked to the skin at Gillingham or that Hockey stadium

8) Been running down a slope trying not to fall over while getting chased and getting kicked up the arse by rabid Plymouth fans

9) Hidden in some bin bag and rat infested back garden on the Black Leys estate when very drunk and lost and alone after getting brave with Oxford fans

10) Stood on the pitch after the Preston promotion game and looked to the skies and then back to a spot in the ground where someone special used to stand
All bar one
 

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Anyone who hasn’t done one of the following

1) stood on the Royal Oak and chanted 10, 9,8,7,6,5,4,3,2,1 steeeeeeeeam

2) Been drunk in the Green Man or a pub in Wembley high road after at least one final defeat

3) Sung at the top of your voice for virtually the whole of the second half vs Sheff Weds in the return leg of the play off game

4) Gone radio with 2,500 other Bees when Ben Strevens scored at Leeds in League 1

5) Been there when we went up as champions at Peterborough in 92

6) Listened to learn the words of It was down in the town of Northampton desperate to join in with the Mentals next time

7) Stood on an open terrace and been frozen to the point of hyperthermia at Oldham or soaked to the skin at Gillingham or that Hockey stadium

8) Been running down a slope trying not to fall over while getting chased and getting kicked up the arse by rabid Plymouth fans

9) Hidden in some bin bag and rat infested back garden on the Black Leys estate when very drunk and lost and alone after getting brave with Oxford fans

10) Stood on the pitch after the Preston promotion game and looked to the skies and then back to a spot in the ground where someone special used to stand
8 out of 10 for me. Stayed sober at Oxford.
Think you need to raise the bar. Maybe an elite site for those who have more than 5/10. We’d need some new mods though :cool:
 

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7 for me, although I have been pissed after every Final defeat, but not through alcohol just really annoyed.
 

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There will need to be a fairly extensive cull as Banana will be a actively recruiting new GPGers who are more suitable to our new exalted status. Threads about where to get a frothy latte near to Anfield or where to leave my 4x4 parked near the Etihad will be the order of the day. I mean, how cold is it at the King Power? and should I get my Barbour waxed first? No good waving our Barrow tickets, we are toast.
 

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Anyone who has ever written the phrase "Im not ashamed to admit, it got a bit dusty in here reading that"

Anyone who states something as fact, purely based on their personal opinion.

Anyone who uses a double negative in a sentence.

Anyone who says "your" instead of "you're"

Anyone who says "should of" instead of "should have" must immediately placed on a final warning. Slightly softer approach as it is such a common error.

Anyone who write "seperate" instead of "separate".

Anyone who has been to corporate hospitality day at QPR on match day.

Anyone who has snogged Anne Frank should also be on a final warning.
 
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Anyone who has ever written the phrase "Im not ashamed to admit, it got a bit dusty in here reading that"

Anyone who states something as fact, purely based on their personal opinion.

Anyone who uses a double negative in a sentence.

Anyone who says "your" instead of "you're"

Anyone who says "should of" instead of "should have" must immediately placed on a final warning. Slightly softer approach as it is such a common error.

Anyone who write "seperate" instead of "separate".

Anyone who has been to corporate hospitality day at QPR on match day.

Anyone who has snogged Anne Frank should also be on a final warning.
Plus anyone who starts a post with So...
 

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Anyone who has ever written the phrase "Im not ashamed to admit, it got a bit dusty in here reading that"

Anyone who states something as fact, purely based on their personal opinion.

Anyone who uses a double negative in a sentence.

Anyone who says "your" instead of "you're"

Anyone who says "should of" instead of "should have" must immediately placed on a final warning. Slightly softer approach as it is such a common error.

Anyone who write "seperate" instead of "separate".

Anyone who has been to corporate hospitality day at QPR on match day.

Anyone who has snogged Anne Frank should also be on a final warning.
I would go as far to say anyone who constantly corrects grammar on the internet 😀
 

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Anyone, who in their 1st sentence includes Im instead of I'm and later says........... anyone who writes write instead of writes ? Guess we're both excluded then. :(
Top marks for pedantry!
 

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It will be the BCS-Chateau Latour site from next season. FACT. Oh, anyone saying "FACT" is also excluded. Bugger...
 

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Anyone who has GPG user name on back of shirt
 

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