Rumour Ilias Chair - QPR

[toeneebee]

I’d leave this one well alone!! I hear his career has been on a recliner for years.....

 

[ruislip bee]

Think we better table a bid.

 

[A Real Mysteron]

I’ve heard that his mother’s maiden name is Macassar, a common name in Morocco.
Chair often asks his mother’s sister for career advice.
Apparently his Aunty Macassar reckons Brentford could be a good move.

Christ I’m bored.

 

[FlyBee]

Anyone know if we are still chaising him?

 

[A Real Mysteron]

No. We’re lounge-ing around.

 

[swr22]

Anyone know if we are still chaising him?

Hopefully we won't have to chaise long

 

[seanrs]

IF he joins I wonder if this chant will catch on. To the tune of Norwegian Wood. The bit that goes “she asked me to stay......”

“He came from the scum but now don’t really care
Coz now he’s a bee and his name it is Ilia’s Chair”

I’ll get my coat

 

[Travel Tavern Bee]

Hopefully we won't have to chaise long

Now that’s good

 

[Vid]

Brentford consider former Chippendale as midfield loose cover.

 

[LostBee]

I really couldn't Chair less, but if we do sign him LR will be rocking.

 

[swr22]

Now that’s good

I am biased, but it might be the best sofa

 

[VisitingR]

Speaking from a QPR perspective, I don't think we'd stand for you taking away our Chair.

More seriously, would be surprised if this one happened. He's decent enough with some potential to get better, but not the type of player any of the clubs at the top of the championship should seriously be considering. Also not likely to be a good move for him. Much better to get another 30-40 games under his belt and aim to take a step up next January if he's proved himself able. Agent chatter.

 

[Bill Benn]

Speaking from a QPR perspective, I don't think we'd stand for you taking away our Chair.

More seriously, would be surprised if this one happened. He's decent enough with some potential to get better, but not the type of player any of the clubs at the top of the championship should seriously be considering. Also not likely to be a good move for him. Much better to get another 30-40 games under his belt and aim to take a step up next January if he's proved himself able. Agent chatter.

Yes I agree although was very impressed when we last played you.I think most small players have to be exceptional to get into the PL.Rico Henry being the exception

 

[Ioweddie]

Yes I agree although was very impressed when we last played you.I think most small players have to be exceptional to get into the PL.Rico Henry being the exception

He's 5ft 2in tall...he would make a good mascot

 

[A Real Mysteron]

He’s not good enough for us, but the punning is fun.

 

[BlueJayBee]

Perhaps Chair wants to play in the 4th round of the FA cup.

Or, maybe, he just wants to know what it feels like to win.

 

[FlyBee]

Hopefully we won't have to chaise long

Nicely done Sir. I'll claim the assist

 

[Bill Benn]

He's 5ft 2in tall...he would make a good mascot

Hes a bit taller than that

 

[Silly Hat]

Hes a bit taller than that

Interesting comment. Can you please advise his employers with your obvious inside information that they measured him wrong.

He’s actually fractionally shorter than 5’ 2”.

Player Profile: Forward Ilias Chair

QPR forward Ilias Chair profile and biography.

www.qpr.co.uk

 

[Delbee]

Hes a bit taller than that

Wonder who wins the aerial battle between Ilias Chair and Ryan Woods

 

[ruislip bee]

Wonder who wins the aerial battle between Ilias Chair and Ryan Woods

Ryan. He towers over Chair.

 

[A Real Mysteron]

Perhaps Chair could stand on himself?

 

[Wise old Bee]

Much better to get another 30-40 games under his belt and aim to take a step up next January if he's proved himself able. Agent chatter.

A step up from QPR next January would mean a move to... Orient? Charlton?

 

[Isleworth_Bee]

A step up from QPR next January would mean a move to... Orient? Charlton?

AFC Wombles

 

[Beeian]

Apparently he wants a large wage as he gives most of his money to Chair-ity

 

[b42long....]

I hope this is b***ocks as he is pony

 

[Ashford Bees]

No. We’re lounge-ing around.

We should really put a Futon it.

 

[VisitingR]

A step up from QPR next January would mean a move to... Orient? Charlton?

Hanwell Town.

 

[mhead bee]

He's 5ft 2in tall...he would make a good mascot

Or a good chair.

 

[nick logan]

Not much news , has this stooled ?

 

[Bill Benn]

Not much news , has this stooled ?

Not one of your finest

 

[A Real Mysteron]

Real Madid are interested now apparently.
Zinedine Sedan is a big fan.

 

[Delbee]

Not much news , has this stooled ?

Maybe the DoF‘s think it’s a bum deal

 

[Gazza Bee]

Not good enough - we are not a bloody chairity

 

[ruislip bee]

He was injured but now is recovered

 

[swr22]

Real Madid are interested now apparently.
Zinedine Sedan is a big fan.

I am sure he had his heart set on Brentford, but no doubt Real cushions the blow

 

[beemyself]

going to Wycombe.......

 

[A Real Mysteron]

Bath maybe more appropriate.

 

[TW3Bee]

if I may

whoooosssshhhhhhhhh.

 

[Beat Poet]

Surely we can push an undisclosed amount under the table for him?

 

[King Bee]

Soz guys, but I think we’re going to sit this one out...

 

[vcmazz]

I'd be concerned about him getting injured. Every time he didn't play we'd miss a sitter.

 

[Travel Tavern Bee]

Can we get him on a DFS type deal ? Nothing to pay for a year and then 3 years free interest ?

 

[BFChero]

Doesn't strike me as a player who will stand up and be counted

 

[KenCootesNephew]

A lot of you seem to be sitting on the fence.

 

[Vid]

This will never stack up.

 

[gbems92]

Some mediocre stats on football manager, only 13 furnishing

 

[ruislip bee]

His stats don't have a leg to stand on.

 

[Ashford Bees]

Just as well Mickey Bennett not around as he could be tempted to deck him in training.

 

[hairman]

You lot are not taking this speculation very seriously, are you?