General Transfer Discussion including Suggestions (Brentford Only)

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Transfer Discussion including Suggestions (Brentford Only)

Don't know whether it's because of David Attenborough's recent 100th birthday, but all this "tracking" and "monitoring" brings to mind some TV nature programme.

"The Czech first division is not usually fertile ground, but we've picked up the tracks of a young Congolese defensive midfielder. This is a very rare sighting in these parts, and we are monitoring its progress through the brush. Danger lies ahead though, as an adult male Brighton has also picked up the scent and could be closing in........."
 

Transfer Discussion including Suggestions (Brentford Only)

towards the end of the Summer season the North Eastern black and white Stripey is hunting a new pack member , they are a man down due to one of their pack being a **** . They seek to prey on the small , unfashionable Bees , an easy target they first think .They spot a Wissa hiding , not willing to participate with the rest of his tribe . The hunt takes weeks until they capture the Wissa at the eleventh hour . They make the mistake of leaving a trail of dirty folding which the Bees gladly sieze apon . The red and white's manage to capture a Nelson locally as a replacement not knowing his injuries and he was to pass away during the coming months , it was a painless ending . Now the black and white Stripeys can dine on their Wissa but he is leaving a bad taste in months , and they discover they have replaced one **** with another

Not quite in the league of above , but I'm bored
 

Transfer Discussion including Suggestions (Brentford Only)

towards the end of the Summer season the North Eastern black and white Stripey is hunting a new pack member , they are a man down due to one of their pack being a **** . They seek to prey on the small , unfashionable Bees , an easy target they first think .They spot a Wissa hiding , not willing to participate with the rest of his tribe . The hunt takes weeks until they capture the Wissa at the eleventh hour . They make the mistake of leaving a trail of dirty folding which the Bees gladly sieze apon . The red and white's manage to capture a Nelson locally as a replacement not knowing his injuries and he was to pass away during the coming months , it was a painless ending . Now the black and white Stripeys can dine on their Wissa but he is leaving a bad taste in months , and they discover they have replaced one **** with another
You still on strong pain killers?
 

Transfer Discussion including Suggestions (Brentford Only)

Have we had "interested" on the Transfer Bingo Card previously?
 

Transfer Discussion including Suggestions (Brentford Only)


There’s a football agent superstition, I don’t know how true it is, that if you say Brentford and your desired salary enough times in the mirror, or to any other dodgy rag for that matter, a big fat slug appears out of nowhere offering to double whatever money you first thought of…apparently said slug lives amongst the trees waiting in anticipation…
 

Transfer Discussion including Suggestions (Brentford Only)

"Brentford FC have added Wantage Town starlet Tom Schollar to their list of emerging talents to watch, according to sources close to the club. The 17‑year‑old attacking midfielder has been turning heads with a string of standout performances for Wantage’s U18s, showcasing sharp vision, quick feet and a maturity beyond his age.

Brentford’s recruitment team, renowned for identifying hidden gems, are believed to be keeping a particularly close eye on Schollar as they assess potential additions to their long‑term development pathway."
 

Transfer Discussion including Suggestions (Brentford Only)

"Brentford FC have added Wantage Town starlet Tom Schollar to their list of emerging talents to watch, according to sources close to the club. The 17‑year‑old attacking midfielder has been turning heads with a string of standout performances for Wantage’s U18s, showcasing sharp vision, quick feet and a maturity beyond his age.

Brentford’s recruitment team, renowned for identifying hidden gems, are believed to be keeping a particularly close eye on Schollar as they assess potential additions to their long‑term development pathway."
That's mental, a top half PL team being aware of and scouting a 17 year old from Wantage Town
 

Transfer Discussion including Suggestions (Brentford Only)

"Brentford FC have added Wantage Town starlet Tom Schollar to their list of emerging talents to watch, according to sources close to the club. The 17‑year‑old attacking midfielder has been turning heads with a string of standout performances for Wantage’s U18s, showcasing sharp vision, quick feet and a maturity beyond his age.

Brentford’s recruitment team, renowned for identifying hidden gems, are believed to be keeping a particularly close eye on Schollar as they assess potential additions to their long‑term development pathway."
A headline signing for the BFC media team:

“Tom gets a Schollar-ship”
 

Transfer Discussion including Suggestions (Brentford Only)

Which club exactly?

Any reason why the source of the quote isn't mentioned?
More likely to be Wantage, don’t you think?

A headline signing for the BFC media team:

“Tom gets a Schollar-ship”
He’ll sign a Deed Poll at the same time as his contract…
 

Transfer Discussion including Suggestions (Brentford Only)

I suppose there’s a thought that goes like this. Ben Mee. Hendo. Who is the next out of contract older senior type player we will bag? If at all?
 

Transfer Discussion including Suggestions (Brentford Only)

Hopefully we will get a replacement for Wissa this summer if we have available funds.
 

Transfer Discussion including Suggestions (Brentford Only)

Hopefully we will get a replacement for Wissa this summer if we have available funds.
Looks certain Schade will go so incoming forward(s) are hopefully high priority for Matt, Phil and Lee.
 

Transfer Discussion including Suggestions (Brentford Only)

are there ever any rumours about us that dont include f***ing Brighton !
Replace "Brighton" with "Brentford" and that's probably what you'll find on their site.
 

Transfer Discussion including Suggestions (Brentford Only)

Hayden Hackney please Phil.
I’m not sure I’ve seen him do whatever it is that has him so highly rated. Albeit coming back from injury I don’t think he particularly looked like turning things round for Boro today. Maybe he’s brilliant and I’ve not paid enough attention. But I think what I’d like is one or two game changer players. That’s what we really haven’t had since going up even though we have a lot of superb team players. I think that’s why CE really stood out in his brief stint with us. He just so obviously had that next level of quality that elevated everyone.
 

Transfer Discussion including Suggestions (Brentford Only)

I’m not sure I’ve seen him do whatever it is that has him so highly rated. Albeit coming back from injury I don’t think he particularly looked like turning things round for Boro today. Maybe he’s brilliant and I’ve not paid enough attention. But I think what I’d like is one or two game changer players. That’s what we really haven’t had since going up even though we have a lot of superb team players. I think that’s why CE really stood out in his brief stint with us. He just so obviously had that next level of quality that elevated everyone.
I agree. We’ve never run a massive PL squad and there is no reason why that would change next season. Therefore I expect fringe player outgoings and few (maybe 3-4) quality additions. Add in Fab and Milambo coming back from injury and next seasons squad should be considerably better again
 

Transfer Discussion including Suggestions (Brentford Only)

Hayden Hackney please Phil.
I've never seen him play but as he's got a year left on his deal he'll probably be available for a better price but most of the time you get better value abroad
 

Transfer Discussion including Suggestions (Brentford Only)

Transfer Discussion including Suggestions (Brentford Only)

Wonder if we’ll be in for Malick Diouf now West Ham have gone down? We were linked with him before he signed for the Hammers.

If Hickey’s future is in midfield, happy for Lewis Potter to be staring left back next season and Henry should be fit again (assuming club take the 1 yr option) but feel he could give us something extra and we’d develop him much better than West Ham. Couple of years older than Meghoma.
 
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