The Weird and Wacky World of Football (1 Viewer)

[RT]

Matches like this shouldn't be reported on or given any time of day. A football match is 2 x 45mins halves

 

[ABEEE]

View: https://x.com/bridgwaterutd/status/2085116380655878409?s=46


What the f***

 

[GABS]

View: https://x.com/nocontextfm1/status/2085734871155028240?s=20

 

[GABS]

View: https://x.com/BlackYellow/status/2085805173801091289?s=20

 

[Untouchable]

Football is so back!


View: https://x.com/stfcfg23/status/2086020912600523176?s=46&t=SQP7mje7Pimu8X-ugPnQnQ

 

[Garybaldbee]

View: https://x.com/bridgwaterutd/status/2085116380655878409?s=46


What the f***

Yeah, but are they going to merge with the Swindon branch?

David Brent lives.

 

[GABS]

Guess we know who took his summer hols in Turkey then


View: https://x.com/OfficialBHAFC/status/2086196551089623496?s=20

 

[Gary Alen]

Ball goes out of play in Uruguayan league and causes a car accident.


View: https://x.com/sudanalytics_/status/2086177880543813778?s=46&t=ROWK5W1-J3fmdepKoQfgUQ

 

[Judio1999]

Arsenal lose the Emirates Cup v Dortmund 2 3
And then win the penalty shoot out 5 4

WTF ?

 

[BS7Bee]

Arsenal lose the Emirates Cup v Dortmund 2 3
And then win the penalty shoot out 5 4

WTF ?

Yes, saw that too. BBC covering all the bases, I guess.

 

[GABS]

View: https://x.com/lazarorosa25/status/2086465859476722143?s=20

 

[mhead bee]

Football is so back!


View: https://x.com/stfcfg23/status/2086020912600523176?s=46&t=SQP7mje7Pimu8X-ugPnQnQ

Oh, my lungs are hurting.

 

[bexleybee]

Yes, saw that too. BBC covering all the bases, I guess.

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Reading this, thinking im having some sort of stroke

 

[Garybaldbee]

Brazilian footballer falls down hole celebrating goal that was then disallowed

Coritiba’s Jacy Maranhão plunged into a tunnel only to find out his goal was ruled out by the video assistant referee

www.theguardian.com

 

[Chomp]

Brazilian footballer falls down hole celebrating goal that was then disallowed

Coritiba’s Jacy Maranhão plunged into a tunnel only to find out his goal was ruled out by the video assistant referee

www.theguardian.com

View: https://x.com/fbawaydays/status/2086501793102479817?s=48

 

[longtimeagobee]

Poor old Everton.

 

[N5022N122]

I'm sure the player jumping in the hole was a while back.

 

[Mr Tree]

I'm sure the player jumping in the hole was a while back.

It seems to happen every few weeks! This was a new one

 

[Sianist]

Apparently it’s second time in a year

 

[JANORAK]

I'm sure the player jumping in the hole was a while back.

Jeez! It shouldn’t be beyond someone’s capabilities to make a sturdy temporary cover with a few gym mats pinned on top of it. If it happens regularly, it’s not always going to end well…

 

[Les Beeavinu]

Jeez! It shouldn’t be beyond someone’s capabilities to make a sturdy temporary cover with a few gym mats pinned on top of it. If it happens regularly, it’s not always going to end well…

A trampoline would be funnier surely?

 

[JANORAK]

A trampoline would be funnier surely?

Adding acrobatics to the clowns on the pitch…

 

[Bee(h)Iver]

Brazilian footballer falls down hole celebrating goal that was then disallowed

Coritiba’s Jacy Maranhão plunged into a tunnel only to find out his goal was ruled out by the video assistant referee

www.theguardian.com

Surely a yellow for leaving the playing area while excessively celebrating a goal...

 

[Les Beeavinu]

What I didn't realise and makes this even funnier is the goal was disallowed.

 

[Banana]

View: https://x.com/Kontrolla19/status/2087058333119222169?s=20

 

[N5022N122]

Jeez! It shouldn’t be beyond someone’s capabilities to make a sturdy temporary cover with a few gym mats pinned on top of it. If it happens regularly, it’s not always going to end well…

Yes I was right it happened first in 2014!

 

[RT]

Hartlepool made 4 subs after 30 seconds and had 7% possession

 

[JANORAK]

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Hartlepool made 4 subs after 30 seconds and had 7% possession

Why on earth would you do that? Took both starting forwards off by 2mins (4-4-2 BBC). Mental breakdown or dodgy betting?

 

[badgerbee]

Why on earth would you do that? Took both starting forwards off by 2mins (4-4-2 BBC). Mental breakdown or dodgy betting?

Rules about fielding your strongest "starting" XI??

 

[Sianist]

Yeah, supposedly it was related to the rules about having to starting XI to a certain expected standard

 

[Jezybee]

Corinthians decide against extending Memphis Depay’s contract, citing financial pressures:

View: https://x.com/corinthians/status/2087253242669343110?s=46&t=oDZc8VeN5AVWWnuI4Fn5IA
Player accuses the Club of allegedly reneging on an agreed deal. Commentary that Depay had acquiesced to salary reduction and delayed payments

View: https://x.com/memphis/status/2087330327479914778?s=46&t=oDZc8VeN5AVWWnuI4Fn5IA

 

[Poolieboydave]

Yeah, supposedly it was related to the rules about having to starting XI to a certain expected standard

It was, but it begs the question why on earth we entered the bloody completion in the first place. I assume there must be some money just for participating, as the attendance (3pm KO on a Tuesday) was low hundreds.

 

[Gawain]

It was, but it begs the question why on earth we entered the bloody completion in the first place. I assume there must be some money just for participating, as the attendance (3pm KO on a Tuesday) was low hundreds.

Two different competitions, no?

Hartlepool/Boro was the National League Cup, whereas Bees U-21's are in the EFL Trophy

Though your principle stands, whichever.

 

[SpiderBee]

 

[hobbsy]

View: https://x.com/i/status/2087684078539526436

 

[ruislip bee]

View: https://x.com/i/status/2087684078539526436

Been great if he'd missed!

 

[Gawain]

View: https://x.com/i/status/2087684078539526436

Maybe we should have a Poll for the Biggest Dickhead(s): 1. The Fulham players; 2. The penalty taker (for "celebrating", that is), 3. Whoever drew up the Contract; or 4. Whoever first came up with the utterly pointless idea of a shoot-out at the end of a meaningless psf?

(I'm voting for all four)

 

[Untouchable]

Maybe the future is bright!


View: https://x.com/awaydaysfb/status/2087822133955043805?s=46&t=SQP7mje7Pimu8X-ugPnQnQ

 

[Untouchable]

View: https://x.com/i/status/2087684078539526436

Reckon Arbeloa is going to be as much of a bellend as Silva was.


View: https://x.com/kike_marin_/status/2087792170950443477?s=46&t=SQP7mje7Pimu8X-ugPnQnQ

 

[Boston Bee]

Reckon Arbeloa is going to be as much of a bellend as Silva was.


View: https://x.com/kike_marin_/status/2087792170950443477?s=46&t=SQP7mje7Pimu8X-ugPnQnQ

I already irrationally didn’t like him, now I have cause. Going to very much enjoy him melting with rage at how s*it his team is.

 

[Gawain]

There were 36 European 2nd leg ties tonight, Europa and Conference.

Thirty five were settled on aggregate after 90 mins, with just one, Austria Wien v Beitar Jerusalem, going to extra time. (Both legs had finished 2-1 to the away team). Still level after 120 mins, Wien won on pens.

 

[JANORAK]

Burnley’s shirt sponsor, Finivative, has lasted 42 days! Had a glossy promotion video and appeared on the shirts throughout pre-season. No explanation forthcoming as yet, but all stock removed, and refunds available to fans….

BBC

 

[Sianist]

Amorim and his AC Milan team winning their Friendly against Manchester United

 

[GABS]

Well played lads


View: https://x.com/ultras_clips/status/2088884244743401543?s=20

 

[Oceanbee]

Newcastle’s home strip has already caused problems -

In their match yesterday v Bayern Leverkusen, they had to change kit in the first half - see photos.

Thus was because of the new rules that the back of the kit has to be a solid colour block for name and number.
Both teams had white blocks looking similar from the back, plus both with blue shoulder colours.

Also, the front of Newcastle’s kit has been said to look like a bar code.

So perhaps they had to change the kit after about 23 minutes, meant that it was a case of -

"Unexpected item in bagging area!”

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[The Joker]

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[KenCootesNephew]

Mustard !

 

[JANORAK]

View: https://www.instagram.com/reel/DcEW3wpEkED/?igsh=YmN2M3h0eHYyNm16&igsi=YmN2M3h0eHYyNm16

Uurgh! Their stadium will reek by the spring, with fans not wanting to risk washing their scarves!

 

[GABS]

We need to practice this for City away this season


View: https://x.com/ultras_clips/status/2089089712585650661?s=20

 

[Gawain]

We need to practice this for City away this season

Do we have a drummer?