Jo Kuffour Song?

Jo Kuffour Song?

...Free The Joker Four..............
 

Jo Kuffour Song?

To the tune of We are Bees:

Jo score 4, Jo score 4, Jo score 4...........
 

Jo Kuffour Song?

Jimbee said:
To the tune of We are Bees:

Jo score 4, Jo score 4, Jo score 4...........
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Do we sing that at the end of the season?
 

Jo Kuffour Song?

'' He's four, foot three, He's better than Henry, Jo Kuffoooour, Jo Kuffoooour.....''

That was his chant at Torquay anyway. :sorted:
 

Jo Kuffour Song?

i know im obbssed but

Kuffour, kuffour, kuffour, kuffour, kkuufffoouurr, kkkkkkuuuffffouurrr
(to the tune of ole)
 

Jo Kuffour Song?

He aint sammy he's Joe (repeated 3 times)
He's super Joe Kuffour

To the tune of Brentford we love you
 

Jo Kuffour Song?

Jimbee said:
To the tune of We are Bees:

Jo score 4, Jo score 4, Jo score 4...........
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1 in 4, 1 in 4, 1 in 4????

Actually, to be fair, it was nearer to 1 in 3.5 when he was at Torquay.. :)

Hope he comes good for us..
 

Jo Kuffour Song?

homerbees said:
'' He's four, foot three, He's better than Henry, Jo Kuffoooour, Jo Kuffoooour.....''

That was his chant at Torquay anyway. :sorted:
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Excellentt
 

Jo Kuffour Song?

isnt his name nearly an anagram of what we will be saying to him when he is firing blanks ! the second word is off by the way !
 

Jo Kuffour Song?

lincolnbee said:
isnt his name nearly an anagram of what we will be saying to him when he is firing blanks ! the second word is off by the way !
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no "c"
 

Jo Kuffour Song?

He's short! He's slick! He scores with every kick,
Jo Kuffour, Jo Kuffour.:)
(If that doesn't encourage him we'll have to use the anagrams)
 

Jo Kuffour Song?

to the tune of the violent femmes song

When Joe's walking, He struts his stuff, yeah he's so strung out
He's high as a kite, He just might, stop to check you out
When he's walking, He struts his stuff, yeah he's so strung out
He's high as a kite, He just might, stop to check you out
Playin for bees, He stain his sheets, He don't even know why
and his girlfriend, she's at the end, she is starting to cry
When Joe's walking, He struts his stuff, yeah he's so strung out
He's high as a kite, He just might, stop to check you out

Let him run
Like a blister in the sun
Let him run
Big hands I know you're the one
 

Jo Kuffour Song?

Well I suppose if it doesnt work out we could sing..

Jo Kuffour, Jo Kuffour
What did we buy that Jo Kuffour???
 

Jo Kuffour Song?

To the tune of Que Sera Sera;

Jo Kuffour Kuffour
Give him the ball he'll score
You won't believe what you saw
Jo Kuffour Kuffour

You can change the third line to quite a few - ie: We just want more and more
 
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Jo Kuffour Song?

Griffin said:
To the tune of Que Sera Sera;

Jo Kuffour Kuffour
Give him the ball he'll score
You won't believe what you saw
Jo Kuffour Kuffour

You can change the third line to quite a few - ie: We just want more and more
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i like this one :sorted:
 

Jo Kuffour Song?

liverbee said:
He's short! He's slick! He scores with every kick,
Jo Kuffour, Jo Kuffour.:)
(If that doesn't encourage him we'll have to use the anagrams)
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like this one :sorted:

Also to Que Sara Sara(sp)

He's four foot three
Better than Henry
Joe Kuffour Kuffour
 

Jo Kuffour Song?

He's here
He's there
He's every F****** where
Little Joe Little Joe
 

Jo Kuffour Song?

Jo Jo, he likes his blow
Reefer, coke they make him go
He knows where to score
He's super Jo Kuffour.
lalalalalallalalalalalala :afro:
 

Jo Kuffour Song?

to the tune of "Chick, Chick, Chick, Chick, Chicken. Lay a little egg for me"

Jo, Jo, Jo, Jo, Ku-ffour
Score a super goal for me
 

Jo Kuffour Song?

Derderda come and do The KUFFOUR
Derderda come and score a GOAL
Derderda come and to The KUFFOUr
Derderda come and score a GOAL

Tune of (Come and othe konga)
 

Jo Kuffour Song?

Slightly ironic suggestion, to the tune of that well-known melody
"**** all, you're going to win **** all..."

Kuffour.......you're gonna score Kuffour
You're gonna score Kuffour
You're gonna score Kuffour
 

Jo Kuffour Song?

He's small, he's dark
He plays at Griffin Park
Jo Kuffour, Jo Kuffour.

He's short, he's black
He's sh*t hot in attack
Jo Kuffour, Jo Kuffour

Might be deemed to be racist, i don't think it is though.
 

Jo Kuffour Song?

McBee said:
He's small, he's dark
He plays at Griffin Park
Jo Kuffour, Jo Kuffour.

He's short, he's black
He's sh*t hot in attack
Jo Kuffour, Jo Kuffour

Might be deemed to be racist, i don't think it is though.
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Looks like someone might need some diversity training :nono:
 

Jo Kuffour Song?

Griffin said:
To the tune of Que Sera Sera;

Jo Kuffour Kuffour
Give him the ball he'll score
You won't believe what you saw
Jo Kuffour Kuffour

You can change the third line to quite a few - ie: We just want more and more
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Good one
 

Jo Kuffour Song?

McBee said:
He's small, he's dark
He plays at Griffin Park
Jo Kuffour, Jo Kuffour.

He's short, he's black
He's sh*t hot in attack
Jo Kuffour, Jo Kuffour

Might be deemed to be racist, i don't think it is though.
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surely not, the PC Brigade have ruined the world today....it makes me sooooooooo mad......cant we have a verse about his massive c0ck too ? :fishing:
 

Jo Kuffour Song?

This may, and probably will be a bit naff but how about:

To the tune of ..... 'Wembly'

Jo Kuffour,
Jo Kuffour,
He's wearing red'n'white
And here score all f*****g night!


:idea: No fair do's!!!!

:fishing: :sorted:
 

Jo Kuffour Song?

In the spirit of the non-sensical singing of "I'm England 'til I die" sadly sweeping the nation how about:

"Jo Kuffour 'til he dies"....
 

Jo Kuffour Song?

Don Rikard said:
surely not, the PC Brigade have ruined the world today....it makes me sooooooooo mad......cant we have a verse about his massive c0ck too ? :fishing:
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He's small, he's slick,
He's got a massive dick
Jo Kuffour, Jo Kuffour
 

Jo Kuffour Song?

I don't care a toss what you lot do but I will not tolerate songs suggesting
Brentford players take drugs
:confused: er, I forgot what else I was going to say.
 

Jo Kuffour Song?

They're Gradually Getting Worse

If


Wee Jo feels offended by any mention of his size, i would have to withdraw my
song and apologise for it. I mean he's the size he is, perfect and better at
football than most of us (I hope). Humour is based on ribbing, but it becomes
less funny on constant repetition designed to belittle and disadvantage. It is
then called bullying. It happens all the time in our society. On the issue of
race it's much the same. It's about how it's heard, primarily, and intention.
"Black", "dark". Only you know what you mean. How do you think it's heard?
Two verses about skin tone sounds a bit obsessional, sorry, but one sounds
OK. Let's face it, we are not Sir Paul McCartney.
When I read that lyric by the Violentes Femmes, i felt in the presence of
greatness and i would love to hear it chanted ,in unison, or as a round, by
the massed Griffin Park ranks but I think that I might find it a bit difficult to learn,
myself.
Funnily enough, the only male I have ever heard publicly offended by the
intimation that he has a large penis was Bishop(lol ) Desmond Tutu. I can
totally empathise with him.:sorted:
 

Jo Kuffour Song?

The more and more I read this thread, the more ill I become! I also cant help thinking there is some sort of rent boy scene going on behind the toilets in Brook Road.:wave:
 

Jo Kuffour Song?

Jo kuffours magic,
he wheres the magic hat,
He plays in red'n'white
He such a lovley chap

He scores with his left foot,
he scores with his right
His names Jo kuffour
He plays in red'n'white

I cant remeber what the tune is, but my qp r(:eek: ) freinds sing it, with diffrent words
 

Jo Kuffour Song?

Paulo Bee said:
The more and more I read this thread, the more ill I become! I also cant help thinking there is some sort of rent boy scene going on behind the toilets in Brook Road.:wave:
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Oi ! big boy , wanna go larger for £5.00 ?
 

Jo Kuffour Song?

Bigbee said:
Oi ! big boy , wanna go larger for £5.00 ?
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Confirmed!;)
 

Jo Kuffour Song?

All well and good talking about a new song for the new boy, we didn't have one for Willock. How's he going to feel?
'You're sub, sit down, you're on the bench again Cal Willock'. Doesn't quite scan but it's close.
 

Jo Kuffour Song?

busheybee said:
All well and good talking about a new song for the new boy, we didn't have one for Willock. How's he going to feel?
'You're sub, sit down, you're on the bench again Cal Willock'. Doesn't quite scan but it's close.
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actulley we sing one in new road

Willocks in the air lalalalalalalala willocks in the air( to the tune of love is in the air)

Another suggestion for willock

50k, your having a laugh 50k your having a laugh
 

Jo Kuffour Song?

My Summer Holiday Song

Willocks in the air lalalalalalalala willocks in the air( to the tune of love is in the air)

lol
 
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