Can i nick some smilies?
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SQUELCH
Der Kaiser
Carri Bee Un
The Most Esteemed and Very Reverend
Can i nick some smilies?
Which ones are you interested in?
Most are pedigree, can trace :sad: 's lineage back to a smiley owned by King Charles III.
is endangered and on the CITES list, so don't think we can let that one out.
It's a lengthy procedure. Unfortunately while I am nominally one of the custodians of our humble emoticon park, I reside in Australia and as a result we have to comply with both Australian and British legislation on transport, quarantine, standards of care etc. It's a legal minefield
Oh sorry I see you're interested in
and 
You can take I can't stand him. Watch him :suspect: he nips.
is a different matter unfortunately. As you are no doubt aware a smiley of similar heritage and breeding is up to GBP50,000 through the official markets.
However, I can probably arange a private deal it's all a matter of knowing which palms to grease. Newsbot's still got a key to the back door. :yes: Send myself and newsbot a cheque for GBP5k each. We'll arrange to send in one of the gpg vans hidden in amongst all the full stops we dump every night. They'll never know.
Most are pedigree, can trace :sad: 's lineage back to a smiley owned by King Charles III.
is endangered and on the CITES list, so don't think we can let that one out.It's a lengthy procedure. Unfortunately while I am nominally one of the custodians of our humble emoticon park, I reside in Australia and as a result we have to comply with both Australian and British legislation on transport, quarantine, standards of care etc. It's a legal minefield
Oh sorry I see you're interested in
and You can take
I can't stand him. Watch him :suspect: he nips. is a different matter unfortunately. As you are no doubt aware a smiley of similar heritage and breeding is up to GBP50,000 through the official markets. However, I can probably arange a private deal it's all a matter of knowing which palms to grease. Newsbot's still got a key to the back door. :yes: Send myself and newsbot a cheque for GBP5k each. We'll arrange to send
in one of the gpg vans hidden in amongst all the full stops we dump every night. They'll never know.
SQUELCH
Der Kaiser
