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Dear Keith,

There is no way on God's Earth I will ever let Andy go anywhere with you ever again. What ever made him think I would fancy having sex with him in that state?

He absolutely reeked of beer, curry and onion bhajis and was having problems in the downstairs department if you get my drift.

You men are all the same, all you think about is football, beer, curry and fanny. Do you think us girlies don't have feelings?

The occasional bunch of flowers or the offer of washing up, we really aren't hard to please, we just need a bit of romance occasionally instead of a drunken grope after you've been lusting over Hooters girls or Globettes.

So in short, no, Andy is not going to Milton Keynes, he is coming to Ikea with me and the kids.

Regards, Heather.

Be fair Heather, we all wanted to stay in Hooters but Andy was the one who insisted we should go to the Sportsman's Bar
 

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For free car parking head for the side of the ground that has the KFC and McDonalds.
On the opposite side of the main road is a slip road. Head to the very end of the slip road and you will get a free space in and around all the industrial estate areas.
Only a few minutes walk back and a quick get away after.
 

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