- 1 Sep 2006
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Loved the Russell Slade song on Tuesday night . Just need a small change of lyrics for tomorrow. Cheer up Robin-son and replacing Baldy with Scouser. We've got us a song
There is no way on God's Earth I will ever let Andy go anywhere with you ever again. What ever made him think I would fancy having sex with him in that state?
He absolutely reeked of beer, curry and onion bhajis and was having problems in the downstairs department if you get my drift.
You men are all the same, all you think about is football, beer, curry and fanny. Do you think us girlies don't have feelings?
The occasional bunch of flowers or the offer of washing up, we really aren't hard to please, we just need a bit of romance occasionally instead of a drunken grope after you've been lusting over Hooters girls or Globettes.
So in short, no, Andy is not going to Milton Keynes, he is coming to Ikea with me and the kids.
Not sure if this right place mods but :
Lets do this , take as many people as you can
1k doable, 2k possible, 3k if desperate, 4k unlikely and 5k you're dreaming again........ WAKE UP NICK!!!!