Can I just get a few things off my chest, quickly...
- Thomas, please give your team talk before the first half, not the second.
- David, I think you might have misheard Thomas in post-match press conferences. He said if we are going to concede first, better to do it early so we have all match to catch up. This was not an instruction to get the opening goal out of the way as early as possible.
- Sergi, pressing high up the pitch does not mean fouling high up the pitch. Wise up!
Ah, that's better!
To turn this on its head, I'd say if I'm a Stoke fan, I'm going to be pretty pissed off with that. "We" bossed the first half, having worked out how to play against Brentford last season. Brentford were poor and ended up expending more energy than us chasing their own tales in the end. So why we faded so dramatically after only 45 minutes, I have absolutely no idea.
And from our perspective. Why the fk does it take 45 minutes to start playing? It's not as if we don't know what's coming. Surely we should be able to change it up quicker than that once we see what Stoke are doing. Sorry for all the whinging. It's not normally my way. It's just that having made it this far through the pandemic, and having queued up for the vaccine last Monday, it would be a real shame to have to peg out with heart failure on a Saturday afternoon.
Brilliant second half though. Another goal for Ivan. Another assist for Bryan. And a thunderbolt from Vitaly which somehow went in shaped like a dipping volley despite being despatched from the deck. Saman was immense. Mattheus was the proverbial cucumber and imperious with it. Back four effectively served up another clean sheet (we can't allow the opener to count against them). And despite his aberration, David was far superior to his opposite number who really lacked confidence and consequently had several mix-ups with his own defence.
Maybe I have it all wrong. Maybe the plan is now simply to f*** about in the first half and then turn up in the second with the sucker blow. Has Thomas gone to school on the Rumble in the Jungle?