Chants for Marcus, Ivan and others

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I'm hoping we come up with chants for the likes of Marcus and Ivan soon.

Marcus had such a good night yesterday. It felt a bit odd to me that he scored four goals and didn't get a chant compared to everyone doing the Super Frank chant really loudly at the end. Nothing against Frank, I'm glad he's been welcomed so quickly and enthusiastically.

I wonder if it makes any of our players feel a tiny bit less part of the club when they don't get a chant. Especially people like Ivan, Christian and Marcus, considering what they've done for the club.

I like the Yes Sir Ivan Toney song that Beesotted came up with. I'm also fine if the majority prefer something different. Any chant will do, really.
 

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I'm hoping we come up with chants for the likes of Marcus and Ivan soon.

Marcus had such a good night yesterday. It felt a bit odd to me that he scored four goals and didn't get a chant compared to everyone doing the Super Frank chant really loudly at the end. Nothing against Frank, I'm glad he's been welcomed so quickly and enthusiastically.

I wonder if it makes any of our players feel a tiny bit less part of the club when they don't get a chant. Especially people like Ivan, Christian and Marcus, considering what they've done for the club.

I like the Yes Sir Ivan Toney song that Beesotted came up with. I'm also fine if the majority prefer something different. Any chant will do, really.
At Wolves Ivan Toney got sung to the tune of 2 Unlimited’s “No Limits”- “Ivan, Ivan Ivan, Ivan Ivan, Ivan Ivan Toney”.

I thought the Baccara (RIP last week to their singer) Yes sir, I can boogie song was suggested for Yoane Wissa but haven’t heard anyone try it yet.
 

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At Wolves Ivan Toney got sung to the tune of 2 Unlimited’s “No Limits”- “Ivan, Ivan Ivan, Ivan Ivan, Ivan Ivan Toney”.

I thought the Baccara (RIP last week to their singer) Yes sir, I can boogie song was suggested for Yoane Wissa but haven’t heard anyone try it yet.

Which segued into Bryan, Bryan Bryan....

My lad keeps on singing it 🤫
 

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I did see that thread, but as the first post said it was for people to learn existing chants I thought maybe a new thread for this would be ok. No worries if the mods move this thread into that one.
 
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At Wolves Ivan Toney got sung to the tune of 2 Unlimited’s “No Limits”- “Ivan, Ivan Ivan, Ivan Ivan, Ivan Ivan Toney”.

I thought the Baccara (RIP last week to their singer) Yes sir, I can boogie song was suggested for Yoane Wissa but haven’t heard anyone try it yet.
Thanks. Hopefully that No Limits one catches on.
 

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Woo woo ooh ooh, we’ve got Marcus Forss
To the tune of
Can you feel the force - the Real Thing

probably hear it over the tannoy now.
 

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He’s a Dane he’s Hard it’s Christian Norgaard

Forss Forss Baby it’s Marcus Forss Forss Baby To the Tune of Vanilla Ice Ice Ice baby
 

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Woo woo ooh ooh, we’ve got Marcus Forss
To the tune of
Can you feel the force - the Real Thing

probably hear it over the tannoy now.
That's been suggested by many on Twitter, myself included since he made his debut. Unfortunately, the yout' dem have no taste and don't know many old songs. They only know the ones that get recycled from other songs at all clubs.

"Super, Super Frank" is frankly embarrassing and shows no imagination at all. Surely they could've come up with something better than that. Even Sister Sledge's "Frankie" (I love them but hate that song) would be better.
 

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Can I please approve the resurrection of the ancient “You’re sh*t aaaaaarrrrrggggghhhhhh” song directed at the keeper last night, and warmly applaud the new, added bonus of the aaaarrrrggggghhhhs being prolonged and renewed for several minutes after the aforementioned appraisal of the visiting goalkeeper‘s ability?

Slight downside was the lack of the second verse being sung (“You’ve got AIDS aaaarrrrgggghhhhh*), but at least it was a pleasant start.

*© 1991/92 season, I believe.
 

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Does seem not right that there’s no established chant for Ivan.
I’m also a fan of ‘yessir, Ivan Toney’ and sang it around the house most of the week after the PO final much to Mrs.CB’s annoyance but not sure whether it works in a big crowd.
Pigbag (as per Ollie) works ok but not so original.
 

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Making the case again here to resurrect the ‘Deano, Deano, we want a goal’ song but for IT.
 

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Making the case again here to resurrect the ‘Deano, Deano, we want a goal’ song but for IT.
Ah, a song from before he was born.
 

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2021/2022 player chants, may be of use to the newer bees fans on the GPG.

David Raya; There's no chant that's taken off. ''There's only 1 David Raya'' heard at Arsenal/Palace.
Kristoffer Ajer; No chant.
Pontus Jansson; ''ohh Pontus Jansson's magic, he wears a magic hat & if you threw a brick at him he'd head the fcuker back. He heads it to the left, he heads it to the right and when we win the Premier League, we'll sing this song all night. Ohh Pontus...''
Ethan Pinnock; No chant.
Rico Henry; ''Rico! Rico! Rico!''
Mads Bech Sorensen; Tony Christie's - Is this the way to Amarillo. ''lalalalalalalala Mads Bech, lalalalalalalala Mads Bech, lalalalalalalala Mads Bech Sorensen''
Dominic Thompson; No chant.
Charlie Goode; No chant.
Mathias Jorgensen; No chant.
Mads Roerslev; No chant.
Sergi Canos; DJ Otzi - Hey baby. ''Hey Sergi Canos, ohh ahh, I wanna know how you scored that goal. 2,3,4,5,6,7,8"
Christian Norgaard; No chant. Seen Stones Roses esq merchandise etc but never heard it at a game.
Shandon Baptiste; No chant.
Josh Dasilva; Pilot - Magic ''Dasilva, you know, only scores fcuking great goals.''
Frank Onyeka; Reworded version of Frank Lampard's old chant. ''Super, Super Frank. Super, Super Frank. Super, Super Frank. Super Frank Onyeka''
Mads Bidstrup; No chant.
Fin Stevens : No chant.
Vitaly Janelt; ''Vitaly whoooa, Vitaly whoooa, he comes from Germany & now he is a bee'' Volare - Domenico Modugno.
MPH; No chant.
Tariqe Fosu; No chant.
Saman Ghoddos; No chant.
Mathias Jensen; No chant.
Ivan Toney; No chant.
Marcus Forss; No chant.
Bryan Mbeumo; There's no chant that's taken off. Have heard the Heartbeat theme tune before. ''Bryan, Bryan Mbeumo runs down the wing for me. der der der der der.''
Yoane Wissa; No chant.
 

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Couple of suggestions for Ivan, of course taken from versions by other clubs because there's no creative spark in my brain...

A simple "he scores when he wants, Ivan Toney, he scores when he wants" although already have a Brentford song for that...

Slightly more controversial (in light of t*ts and f**ny controversy) - " oh Ivan Toney, you are the love of my life, oh Ivan Toney, I'd let you sh*g my wife, oh Ivan Toney, Bryan can have a go too"

Bryan Mbuemo also fits seven nation army
 

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When you say, slightly more controversial...
 

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2021/2022 player chants, may be of use to the newer bees fans on the GPG.

David Raya; There's no chant that's taken off. ''There's only 1 David Raya'' heard at Arsenal/Palace.
Kristoffer Ajer; No chant.
Pontus Jansson; ''ohh Pontus Jansson's magic, he wears a magic hat & if you threw a brick at him he'd head the fcuker back. He heads it to the left, he heads it to the right and when we win the Premier League, we'll sing this song all night. Ohh Pontus...''
Ethan Pinnock; No chant.
Rico Henry; ''Rico! Rico! Rico!''
Mads Bech Sorensen; Tony Christie's - Is this the way to Amarillo. ''lalalalalalalala Mads Bech, lalalalalalalala Mads Bech, lalalalalalalala Mads Bech Sorensen''
Dominic Thompson; No chant.
Charlie Goode; No chant.
Mathias Jorgensen; No chant.
Mads Roerslev; No chant.
Sergi Canos; DJ Otzi - Hey baby. ''Hey Sergi Canos, ohh ahh, I wanna know how you scored that goal. 2,3,4,5,6,7,8"
Christian Norgaard; No chant. Seen Stones Roses esq merchandise etc but never heard it at a game.
Shandon Baptiste; No chant.
Josh Dasilva; Pilot - Magic ''Dasilva, you know, only scores fcuking great goals.''
Frank Onyeka; Reworded version of Frank Lampard's old chant. ''Super, Super Frank. Super, Super Frank. Super, Super Frank. Super Frank Onyeka''
Mads Bidstrup; No chant.
Fin Stevens : No chant.
Vitaly Janelt; ''Vitaly whoooa, Vitaly whoooa, he comes from Germany & now he is a bee'' Volare - Domenico Modugno.
MPH; No chant.
Tariqe Fosu; No chant.
Saman Ghoddos; No chant.
Mathias Jensen; No chant.
Ivan Toney; No chant.
Marcus Forss; No chant.
Bryan Mbeumo; There's no chant that's taken off. Have heard the Heartbeat theme tune before. ''Bryan, Bryan Mbeumo runs down the wing for me. der der der der der.''
Yoane Wissa; No chant.
Good work Homerbees, but some of these chants are embarrassingly lazzy. Our players deserves better.
 

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Our current repertoire of songs for players is pretty sh*te but it's probably not been helped by almost 18 months out of being out of grounds so there hasn't really been a chance for chants to emerge gradually, rather we now have essentially two seasons worth of signings at once now who don't have songs. How different was the squad v Arsenal compared to the Sheff Weds game before covid?

But saying that, lots of people enjoy having a moan about our lack of songs on an internet forum but are less willing to actually try and get something new going when they're at a game.
 

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Our current repertoire of songs for players is pretty sh*te but it's probably not been helped by almost 18 months out of being out of grounds so there hasn't really been a chance for chants to emerge gradually, rather we now have essentially two seasons worth of signings at once now who don't have songs. How different was the squad v Arsenal compared to the Sheff Weds game before covid?

But saying that, lots of people enjoy having a moan about our lack of songs on an internet forum but are less willing to actually try and get something new going when they're at a game.
I think our current repertoire of songs generally (not just related to players) is really bad. The only ones (home or away) that seem to get traction with a decent number of people are ‘by far the greatest team, ‘song on our own’, ‘hey Jude’ and ‘hey Sergi Canos’.
 

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Here's the song for the big man. Tommy James & The Shondells:


or, if you prefer, Billy Idol:


Something along the lines of (improvements welcome):

Here he comes now, sing it, Ivan Toney
Shoot 'em up, head 'em' down, Ivan Toney
Spot the ball and he'll feel alright now
Another goal coming for Ivan Toney

I say yeah (yeah), yeah (yeah), yeah (yeah), yeah (yeah), yeah (yeah)

'Cause you make us feel (Ivan Toney)
So good (Ivan Toney)
So fine (Ivan Toney)
It's his time (Ivan Toney)

Yes, I feel alright...
 

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Couple of suggestions for Ivan, of course taken from versions by other clubs because there's no creative spark in my brain...

A simple "he scores when he wants, Ivan Toney, he scores when he wants" although already have a Brentford song for that...

Slightly more controversial (in light of t*ts and f**ny controversy) - " oh Ivan Toney, you are the love of my life, oh Ivan Toney, I'd let you sh*g my wife, oh Ivan Toney, Bryan can have a go too"

Bryan Mbuemo also fits seven nation army
Already in use for Sammy Saunders.............
 

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Seeing as we've had a bit of 'love' recently for Villa fans doing "Allez!! Alez!! Allez!!" thought I'd have a go at publicising my effort for us:

They call us "tinpot Brentford",
"Just a bus stop in Hounslow",
Should be beating "teams like Brentford",
But what the **** do they all know??
'Cos if you know your hist'ry,
You will surely understand,
That back in pre-war England,
We were the best team in the land!!!!
Now the Premier League has called us,
Once again we'll make our mark!!!
Creating mem'ries at our new home,
Now we've said "Farewell Griffin Park"!!
Allez!!! Allez!!! Allez!!

Villa version:
 

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Seeing as we've had a bit of 'love' recently for Villa fans doing "Allez!! Alez!! Allez!!" thought I'd have a go at publicising my effort for us:

They call us "tinpot Brentford",
"Just a bus stop in Hounslow",
Should be beating "teams like Brentford",
But what the **** do they all know??
'Cos if you know your hist'ry,
You will surely understand,
That back in pre-war England,
We were the best team in the land!!!!
Now the Premier League has called us,
Once again we'll make our mark!!!
Creating mem'ries at our new home,
Now we've said "Farewell Griffin Park"!!
Allez!!! Allez!!! Allez!!

Villa version:

Bloody hell, I struggle remembering the words to 'come on Brentford'.

Very good though, well composed squire.
 

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Not a player chant but I don’t really get why we sing “come on you reds” when we’re not playing in red, particularly when our opponents are or when our opponent is more purely red than us as a red and white team. Really we should sing “come on you bees”.
 

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Here's the song for the big man. Tommy James & The Shondells:


or, if you prefer, Billy Idol:


Something along the lines of (improvements welcome):

Here he comes now, sing it, Ivan Toney
Shoot 'em up, head 'em' down, Ivan Toney
Spot the ball and he'll feel alright now
Another goal coming for Ivan Toney

I say yeah (yeah), yeah (yeah), yeah (yeah), yeah (yeah), yeah (yeah)

'Cause you make us feel (Ivan Toney)
So good (Ivan Toney)
So fine (Ivan Toney)
It's his time (Ivan Toney)

Yes, I feel alright...
I think this could be a winner - original too, never heard anyone else sing it. Man deserves an original song. It's got some good handclaps in the original too. You start it Saturday, we will join in.
 

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For some reason i always sing 'Ivan Toney baby' to myself, to the tune of The Human League - dont you want me...

I sing this around the house all the time. Ivan Toney baby, Ivan Toney woahhhhhhh. Perfect fit
 

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I think this could be a winner - original too, never heard anyone else sing it. Man deserves an original song. It's got some good handclaps in the original too. You start it Saturday, we will join in.

Mony Mony probably needs to be belted out over the PA system a couple of times before games… is there a “request” system to the 21st century version of Big Bee Radio? 😁
 
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Here's the song for the big man. Tommy James & The Shondells:


or, if you prefer, Billy Idol:


Something along the lines of (improvements welcome):

Here he comes now, sing it, Ivan Toney
Shoot 'em up, head 'em' down, Ivan Toney
Spot the ball and he'll feel alright now
Another goal coming for Ivan Toney

I say yeah (yeah), yeah (yeah), yeah (yeah), yeah (yeah), yeah (yeah)

'Cause you make us feel (Ivan Toney)
So good (Ivan Toney)
So fine (Ivan Toney)
It's his time (Ivan Toney)

Yes, I feel alright...
Winner ! :hat:(y)
 

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I liked Brighton’s Bissouma chant (Tequila!)- it would work for Mbeumo.
 

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Ivan, Ivan we want a goal and we want one now! Not one not two……..
 

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I dont care what player its for but if we can use this rolling stones classic ill bring my drum, im thinking we can change black to attack attack attack

 

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I do feel like we need some more improved chants like people have said. Your rarely get something unique unless you try. Why not.
 
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Here's the song for the big man. Tommy James & The Shondells:


or, if you prefer, Billy Idol:


Something along the lines of (improvements welcome):

Here he comes now, sing it, Ivan Toney
Shoot 'em up, head 'em' down, Ivan Toney
Spot the ball and he'll feel alright now
Another goal coming for Ivan Toney

I say yeah (yeah), yeah (yeah), yeah (yeah), yeah (yeah), yeah (yeah)

'Cause you make us feel (Ivan Toney)
So good (Ivan Toney)
So fine (Ivan Toney)
It's his time (Ivan Toney)

Yes, I feel alright...
Great suggestion. I could see the chorus part catching on.
 

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2021/2022 player chants, may be of use to the newer bees fans on the GPG.

David Raya; There's no chant that's taken off. ''There's only 1 David Raya'' heard at Arsenal/Palace.
Kristoffer Ajer; No chant.
Pontus Jansson; ''ohh Pontus Jansson's magic, he wears a magic hat & if you threw a brick at him he'd head the fcuker back. He heads it to the left, he heads it to the right and when we win the Premier League, we'll sing this song all night. Ohh Pontus...''
Ethan Pinnock; No chant.
Rico Henry; ''Rico! Rico! Rico!''
Mads Bech Sorensen; Tony Christie's - Is this the way to Amarillo. ''lalalalalalalala Mads Bech, lalalalalalalala Mads Bech, lalalalalalalala Mads Bech Sorensen''
Dominic Thompson; No chant.
Charlie Goode; No chant.
Mathias Jorgensen; No chant.
Mads Roerslev; No chant.
Sergi Canos; DJ Otzi - Hey baby. ''Hey Sergi Canos, ohh ahh, I wanna know how you scored that goal. 2,3,4,5,6,7,8"
Christian Norgaard; No chant. Seen Stones Roses esq merchandise etc but never heard it at a game.
Shandon Baptiste; No chant.
Josh Dasilva; Pilot - Magic ''Dasilva, you know, only scores fcuking great goals.''
Frank Onyeka; Reworded version of Frank Lampard's old chant. ''Super, Super Frank. Super, Super Frank. Super, Super Frank. Super Frank Onyeka''
Mads Bidstrup; No chant.
Fin Stevens : No chant.
Vitaly Janelt; ''Vitaly whoooa, Vitaly whoooa, he comes from Germany & now he is a bee'' Volare - Domenico Modugno.
MPH; No chant.
Tariqe Fosu; No chant.
Saman Ghoddos; No chant.
Mathias Jensen; No chant.
Ivan Toney; No chant.
Marcus Forss; No chant.
Bryan Mbeumo; There's no chant that's taken off. Have heard the Heartbeat theme tune before. ''Bryan, Bryan Mbeumo runs down the wing for me. der der der der der.''
Yoane Wissa; No chant.

I have spent the last 24 hours pondering your post and have now built a genius spreadsheet with filters 'n' everything where you can create a new song for all of our players. I attach a screenshot below. If you want access to this work of art to build your own songs, you'll need to pay me in samosas.

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I have spent the last 24 hours pondering your post and have now built a genius spreadsheet with filters 'n' everything where you can create a new song for all of our players. I attach a screenshot below. If you want access to this work of art to build your own songs, you'll need to pay me in samosas.

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Slow day.....??!!
😁
 

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I have spent the last 24 hours pondering your post and have now built a genius spreadsheet with filters 'n' everything where you can create a new song for all of our players. I attach a screenshot below. If you want access to this work of art to build your own songs, you'll need to pay me in samosas.

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Do we not have a song for the new goalie yet then?
 
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