Chants for Marcus, Ivan and others

[aslan]

One for Christian Norgaard?
Change the middle lines to
He plays for Brentford,
He plays for Denmark,

 

[fencer/bee]

what a sh*t chant

 

[Green_bee]

Yesterday,
The Premier League seemed so far away,
Now Brentford are here to stay,
Oh, I believe in the Bees

Suddenly,
You're not half the team you used to be,
You won't be singing when Toney scores three,
Oh, I believe in the Bees

Why Griffin Park had to go, I don't know, she wouldn't say
I said something wrong, now I long for yesterday

 

[GP200]

Yesterday,
The Premier League seemed so far away,
Now Brentford are here to stay,
Oh, I believe in the Bees

Suddenly,
You're not half the team you used to be,
You won't be singing when Toney scores three,
Oh, I believe in the Bees

Why Griffin Park had to go, I don't know, she wouldn't say
I said something wrong, now I long for yesterday

............yes.............very uplifting.............

 

[upnorthbee]

For some reason i always sing 'Ivan Toney baby' to myself, to the tune of The Human League - dont you want me...

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Why's this not getting more attention? I think this is an amazing suggestion!

"Ivan Toney baby, Ivan Toney woahhhhhh!"

Easily the best suggestion on this thread, and actually pretty unique. Someone run with this?!

 

[Hippobee]

For Ivan, how about:

Nobody does it better,
Makes us feel sad for the rest.
Nobody scores goals,
Better than you.
Toney, you're the best!

(tune of the theme from 'The Spy who Loved me').

 

[pete72]

For Ivan, how about:

Nobody does it better,
Makes us feel sad for the rest.
Nobody scores goals,
Better than you.
Toney, you're the best!

(tune of the theme from 'The Spy who Loved me').

Pretty good but I reckon it could be a bit out of the vocal range of the West Stand Alliance.

The human league one is ideal. Short and snappy.

 

[badgerbee]

"Wissa's on fire!!
You defence is terrified!!"

 

[TW3Bee]

"Wissa's on fire!!
You defence is terrified!!"

Thanks for that.

I wasn't sure which player it was.

Brentford's on Fire
Bryan's on fire

 

[lanzabee]

Here's the song for the big man. Tommy James & The Shondells:

or, if you prefer, Billy Idol:

Something along the lines of (improvements welcome):

Here he comes now, sing it, Ivan Toney
Shoot 'em up, head 'em' down, Ivan Toney
Spot the ball and he'll feel alright now
Another goal coming for Ivan Toney

I say yeah (yeah), yeah (yeah), yeah (yeah), yeah (yeah), yeah (yeah)

'Cause you make us feel (Ivan Toney)
So good (Ivan Toney)
So fine (Ivan Toney)
It's his time (Ivan Toney)

Yes, I feel alright...

Simplified to just the yeahs, followed up with just yeah Ivan Toney repeated and that could work.

Also thinking that old 70's terrace fave of Hi Ho Silver Lining could work. eg

And it's 1 nil Ivan Toney
Everywhere we go
He just keeps on scoring
Goal after goal

 

[lanzabee]

One for Christian Norgaard?
Change the middle lines to
He plays for Brentford,
He plays for Denmark,

Adapt the old Rowlands or Folan chants?

 

[badgerbee]

Thanks for that.

I wasn't sure which player it was.

Brentford's on Fire
Bryan's on fire

Was certainly Wissa where we were in West Stand, but think there may have been a few "Bryan's" too......

For me, Bryan's song should be the Seven Nation Army/former Alan McCormack song - "Oh!! Bryan Mbeumo!! Oh!! Bryan Mbeumo!!!" as the "runs down the wing you" one never really gets going.....

 

[TW3Bee]

Was certainly Wissa where we were in West Stand, but think there may have been a few "Bryan's" too......

For me, Bryan's song should be the Seven Nation Army/former Alan McCormack song - "Oh!! Bryan Mbeumo!! Oh!! Bryan Mbeumo!!!" as the "runs down the wing you" one never really gets going.....

Bryan,
Bryan Mbeumo, runs down the wing for me.

That one?

I know what you mean.

 

[badgerbee]

Bryan,
Bryan Mbeumo, runs down the wing for me.

That one?

I know what you mean.

Yeah, never really gets going does it??

 

[RJF21]

Rework of the timeless 'referee's a w*nker' for Jorgensen?

"Our defender is called Zanka...Our defender is called Zanka!"

 

[lanzabee]

Adapt the Beesotted/Richard Lee Bob Marley classic for our Jamaican international ..

Brentford dont worry, bout a thing
With Ethan in the team
It's gonna be alright

Adapt Viva Espana for David Raya

He's in goal and he comes from sunny Spain
He's David Raya

 

[rebus]

2021/2022 player chants, may be of use to the newer bees fans on the GPG.

David Raya; There's no chant that's taken off. ''There's only 1 David Raya'' heard at Arsenal/Palace.
Kristoffer Ajer; No chant.
Pontus Jansson; ''ohh Pontus Jansson's magic, he wears a magic hat & if you threw a brick at him he'd head the fcuker back. He heads it to the left, he heads it to the right and when we win the Premier League, we'll sing this song all night. Ohh Pontus...''
Ethan Pinnock; No chant.
Rico Henry; ''Rico! Rico! Rico!''
Mads Bech Sorensen; Tony Christie's - Is this the way to Amarillo. ''lalalalalalalala Mads Bech, lalalalalalalala Mads Bech, lalalalalalalala Mads Bech Sorensen''
Dominic Thompson; No chant.
Charlie Goode; No chant.
Mathias Jorgensen; No chant.
Mads Roerslev; No chant.
Sergi Canos; DJ Otzi - Hey baby. ''Hey Sergi Canos, ohh ahh, I wanna know how you scored that goal. 2,3,4,5,6,7,8"
Christian Norgaard; No chant. Seen Stones Roses esq merchandise etc but never heard it at a game.
Shandon Baptiste; No chant.
Josh Dasilva; Pilot - Magic ''Dasilva, you know, only scores fcuking great goals.''
Frank Onyeka; Reworded version of Frank Lampard's old chant. ''Super, Super Frank. Super, Super Frank. Super, Super Frank. Super Frank Onyeka''
Mads Bidstrup; No chant.
Fin Stevens : No chant.
Vitaly Janelt; ''Vitaly whoooa, Vitaly whoooa, he comes from Germany & now he is a bee'' Volare - Domenico Modugno.
MPH; No chant.
Tariqe Fosu; No chant.
Saman Ghoddos; No chant.
Mathias Jensen; No chant.
Ivan Toney; No chant.
Marcus Forss; No chant.
Bryan Mbeumo; There's no chant that's taken off. Have heard the Heartbeat theme tune before. ''Bryan, Bryan Mbeumo runs down the wing for me. der der der der der.''
Yoane Wissa; No chant.

Such a difference to the late 1980s, early 1990s, Almost everyone in the squad had a song.

 

[Neal]

To the Adams family...

He's small, he's French, he's speedy
His face is really beardy
Makes scoring looks so easy
He's Brian Mbeumo

 

[Guildford Bee]

The WSA really need to get the Norgaard I Wanna Be Adored one going

 

[Guildford Bee]

Such a difference to the late 1980s, early 1990s, Almost everyone in the squad had a song.

Even in the mid-late 90s there were chants for almost every player in the terrible Mickey Adams squad that got relegated

 

[Neal]

For the young'uns
To the tune of Friday by Riton x Nightcrawlers...

He's scoring again
It's Ivan Toney, what?
[repeat for 90 mins]

 

[badgerbee]

A rework of the Said Benrahma/Diagouraga song got a couple of brief renditions last night for Kristoffer Ajer, which I think works well.

The only issue I have with this one, is who the named player "plays with at Brentford".......my suggestion for the KA version would be "Pontus and Ethan".......

 

[costabees]

A rework of the Said Benrahma/Diagouraga song got a couple of brief renditions last night for Kristoffer Ajer, which I think works well.

The only issue I have with this one, is who the named player "plays with at Brentford".......my suggestion for the KA version would be "Pontus and Ethan".......

It was:

Kristoffer Ajer, Kristoffer Ajer,

He plays for Brentford, he looks like Pontus, his head is f***ing massiveee

 

[Brentford_till_die]

One for Christian Norgaard?
Change the middle lines to
He plays for Brentford,
He plays for Denmark,

Thats the song for Ajer. He plays for brentford, he looks like Pontus,

 

[Jon_S]

Great to hear the new chant for Ajer yesterday (as mentioned above) and a couple for Ethan too. One Ethan Pinnock and the old Ollie one with Ethan's name. I joined in with them all.

Encouraging stuff. Hoping it keeps going till all our players have a song.

 

[AB]

Perhaps on a future episode of the Warm Up Stu could ask team members if they have a favourite song and we could try to do versions for them.

 

[condorman]

At the end the stadium went potty to Freed by Desire on Saturday (previously "Will Griggs on Fire")

Nobody seemed to be singing that the same thing was on fire however. I heard "Bees are on fire", "Toneys on fire" and "Wissa's on fire" for example. Lots of fires

But this song definitely has traction

 

[Guildford Bee]

At the end the stadium went potty to Freed by Desire on Saturday (previously "Will Griggs on Fire")

Nobody seemed to be singing that the same thing was on fire however. I heard "Bees are on fire", "Toneys on fire" and "Wissa's on fire" for example. Lots of fires

But this song definitely has traction

I think that one’s earmarked for Wissa.

It feels like Toney needs something completely unique which no one has quite come up with yet.

 

[buzzybees]

Any videos of freed from desire the other night anyone?

 

[Tomreynolds]

To She’s Electric by Oasis. Has been done for ederson and Sander Berge at Sheffield United

He’s Norwegian,
He only cost 13 million,
He’s not even been here a season, (this line could maybe use some work)
He’s Kristoffer Ajer

 

[Mikey Bee]

Re 'Freed from Desire'. As someone else has remarked, we actually have a player with a name that rhymes so it would be a shame to waste the opportunity...

Kristoffer Ajer
Left the Jocks to play much higher

 

[hwBee]

I posted this on Ajer's thread but might as well add it here too.

Kristoffer Ajer
Your attack is nullified

 

[homerbees]

For the young'uns
To the tune of Friday by Riton x Nightcrawlers...

He's scoring again
It's Ivan Toney, what?
[repeat for 90 mins]

I like it.

 

[AB]

I think that one’s earmarked for Wissa.

It feels like Toney needs something completely unique which no one has quite come up with yet.

He had one at Wolves (2 Unlimited’s No Limit but with his name instead). I don’t think it really works but it got sung a lot but not at all against Liverpool so maybe it failed its audition.

 

[Guildford Bee]

For the young'uns
To the tune of Friday by Riton x Nightcrawlers...

He's scoring again
It's Ivan Toney, what?
[repeat for 90 mins]

It’s a yes from me

 

[homerbees]

To She’s Electric by Oasis. Has been done for ederson and Sander Berge at Sheffield United

He’s Norwegian,
He only cost 13 million,
He’s not even been here a season, (this line could maybe use some work)
He’s Kristoffer Ajer

Richarlison has a chant to the same Oasis track too. I quite like it.

 

[aslan]

Richarlison has a chant to the same Oasis track too. I quite like it.

Hes Norwegian
He only cos 13 million
We think he's f***ing brilliant
It's Krisss Ajer

 

[beesbees_bfc]

Hes Norwegian
He only cos 13 million
We think he's f***ing brilliant
It's Krisss Ajer

How did you possibly come up with that third line?

 

[homerbees]

"Ivan. We've got Ivan Toney.
And Bryan, Bryan Mbeumo."

 

[aslan]

How did you possibly come up with that third line?

I didn't come up with the first 2 lines, or the tune either

 

[walmerbee]

Not sure of anyone has come up with this. Along the bus stop in hounslow theme: To the tune of Yellow Submarine

The Bees all live in a Lego stadium
A Lego stadium, a Lego stadium
The Bees all live in a Lego stadium

In the town where I was born
Lived a team who sailed the league
And they told us we would lose
In the land of premier league
So we sailed on to the sun
'Til we found a sea of red
And we scored so many goals
In our Lego Stadium

The Bees all live etc.

 

[Pedro76]

I’m a Fantasy League Manager, punkin‘ instigastor
I’m a Raya starter, twisted Raya starter
You’re the Raya starter, twisted Raya starter…

 

[Silly Hat]

I’m a Fantasy League Manager, punkin‘ instigastor
I’m a Raya starter, twisted Raya starter
You’re the Raya starter, twisted Raya starter…

No.

 

[Srebmun]

Watched the game back, at times with the missus, she loves the passion and energy with some of the chants, but she said to me ‘why don’t you all make a buzzing sound like a Bee’

I wonder what 16000+ people doing so would sound like?

 

[badgerbee]

Watched the game back, at times with the missus, she loves the passion and energy with some of the chants, but she said to me ‘why don’t you all make a buzzing sound like a Bee’

I wonder what 16000+ people doing so would sound like?

Awful.

 

[Srebmun]

Awful.

If we don’t know our na na’s from our la la’s you’re probably right.

 

[zuko]

I wonder what 16000+ people doing so would sound like?

World Cup 2010

 

[Neal]

I like it.

Thanks. I'll try to get it going at West Ham. Do join in

 

[rogercross]

Another Beatles classic Let it Be....

When we find ourselves in trouble
Ivan Toney is a Bee
Scoring goals for brentford Toneeeey
Toney, Toney , Toney, Ivan Toney
Scoring goals for Brentford Toneeeey.....


Rinse and repeat

 

[TorbayBee]

May have been said before but
‘We’ve got Ivan Toney boom boom Ivan Toney
We’ve got Ivan Toney boom boom ‘ etc to the tune of Glad All over