Chants for Marcus, Ivan and others

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There was an Ivan Toney song being sung at end of last season to yes sir I can boogie

Yes sir
Ivan Toney
When he plays we can’t go wrong
Ivan Toney
Beats the goalie
All night long

The only other song I can think of is Money Money Money by Abba but I can’t get a last line

Toney Toney Toney
Beats the Goalie
Xxxxxxxxxx (song lyrics are in a rich man’s world)

It works if you clap along with it I think
 

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There was an Ivan Toney song being sung at end of last season to yes sir I can boogie

Yes sir
Ivan Toney
When he plays we can’t go wrong
Ivan Toney
Beats the goalie
All night long

The only other song I can think of is Money Money Money by Abba but I can’t get a last line

Toney Toney Toney
Beats the Goalie
Xxxxxxxxxx (song lyrics are in a rich man’s world)

It works if you clap along with it I think
The Yes Sir Ivan Toney one needs to be sung for 90 mins straight at West Ham!
 

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The only other song I can think of is Money Money Money by Abba but I can’t get a last line

Toney Toney Toney
Beats the Goalie
Xxxxxxxxxx (song lyrics are in a rich man’s world)

It works if you clap along with it I think

Toney Toney Toney
Beats the Goalie
From a Canos curl
 

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the old Tony Parks song was quality.

Ooohh Toney Toney...Ooohh Toney Toney...ooohh Toney Toney.
 

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Old skool maximum remix (12” EP Limited Edition release):

You can talk about Pele
Talk about Cruyff
You can talk about Beckenbauer
But talk about Toney, that’s a different matter
He‘s best by far
It‘s Ivan, Ivan, Ivan, Ivan Toney
It’s Ivan Toney
 

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Why's this not getting more attention? I think this is an amazing suggestion!

"Ivan Toney baby, Ivan Toney woahhhhhh!"

Easily the best suggestion on this thread, and actually pretty unique. Someone run with this?!
:sorted:
Should i also admit to sometimes (always!) replacing the 'woah' with 'goal'... :oops::oops:
 

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Hi Ho Ivan Toney anyone?
Used to be Hi Ho
Stewart Houston when I was a boy
 

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To the The Outhere Brothers tune...
Boom, boom, boom
Super Bryan Mbuemo...ayo
 

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Just watched “The Warm Up“, which had a good interview with David Raya.
While he’s relatively happy with his “One David Raya”, he’s requested something more original from us…….
(In fact there’s a competition running to win a copy of FIFA 22 for the best…..)

Any thoughts??

There’s one someone’s suggested on YouTube, along the lines of:
“You are my sunshine, my Raya sunshine”, that has possibilities I think…..
 

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Just watched “The Warm Up“, which had a good interview with David Raya.
While he’s relatively happy with his “One David Raya”, he’s requested something more original from us…….
(In fact there’s a competition running to win a copy of FIFA 22 for the best…..)

Any thoughts??

There’s one someone’s suggested on YouTube, along the lines of:
“You are my sunshine, my Raya sunshine”, that has possibilities I think…..
you are my sunshine my Raya sunshine
you make me happy when you're in goal
I didn't realise you're the b***ocks
Till you dug us out of a hole
 

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We are going to score more goals than you
Cos we are Brentford FC
And we've got Yoane Wissa!


To "Wishing" by A Flock of Seagulls. Yoane's name fits, his hairstyle not so much.

 

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Just watched “The Warm Up“, which had a good interview with David Raya.
While he’s relatively happy with his “One David Raya”, he’s requested something more original from us…….
(In fact there’s a competition running to win a copy of FIFA 22 for the best…..)

Any thoughts??

There’s one someone’s suggested on YouTube, along the lines of:
“You are my sunshine, my Raya sunshine”, that has possibilities I think…..

Repurposing the Richard Cadette song:

Oooh David Raya...
Oooh David Raya...
Oooh David Raya...
Keeps it out of the net
Yeah! <cue: jazz hands>
 

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We are going to score more goals than you
Cos we are Brentford FC
And we've got Yoane Wissa!


To "Wishing" by A Flock of Seagulls. Yoane's name fits, his hairstyle not so much.

If you’re thinking A Flock of Seagulls, then why not “I Ran (So Far Away)”?

To the tune of the chorus:

“It’s Iva-an,

Oh Ivan Toney-ey,

Yes Iva-an,

Oh Ivan Toney-ey,

It’s Ivan Toney.”

[Repeat ad nauseum.]

Not all that creative, mind you, but it does (kind of) work.

 

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If you’re thinking A Flock of Seagulls, then why not “I Ran (So Far Away)”?

To the tune of the chorus:

“It’s Iva-an,

Oh Ivan Toney-ey,

Yes Iva-an,

Oh Ivan Toney-ey,

It’s Ivan Toney.”

[Repeat ad nauseum.]

Not all that creative, mind you, but it does (kind of) work.

They had two songs then?!
 

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Tune of 'I want to break free.'

Ivan To-ney,
Ivan To-ney,
Ivan Toney scores the goals, scores the goals, scores the goals,
That defeat you.
Ivan To-ney.
God knows.
Ivan loves Brentford FC.
 

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To the tune of Jolene by Dolly Parton
Chorus
Toney, Toney, Toney, Toneeeyyy,
Scoring goals for fun,
because he can.

He's Brentford's number 17,
A bona-fi-de goal machine,
Defenders just can't cope with him, Toney
The man's a beast, he's simply class,
He's cooler than a penguin's a*se,
Oh how we love you, Ivan Toney

and into chorus
:D🤪
 

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Wissa : nice and simple song, how about the line from that old Budweiser advert. Wasssuppp. Bonus being anyone can sing it, you don’t need a tune!


Scroll to 19 seconds to start what I mean.

Could be really funny us all going Wissaaaaaa and I think he’d like it 👍
 

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I like HI ho Ivan Toney and the Human League one..
 

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The Great Escape needs to be left in 2006, it was a fantastic soundtrack for the Martin Allen era but it just doesn’t make sense anymore. We’re 7th! We haven’t finished bottom half for how long? It’s mainly sung when we’re winning as well (like today in the first half when we were very much in the game) which just makes it even more out of place.
 

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Number 19, Bryan is a goal scoring machine....
Oui Monsieur, give the ball to Bryan and he will score........ there's something that the Bees to want to you know.....the best in the world is Bryan Mbuemo
 

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Number 19, Bryan is a goal scoring machine....
Oui Monsieur, give the ball to Bryan and he will score........ there's something that the Bees to want to you know.....the best in the world is Bryan Mbuemo
To what tune please??
 

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So, according to the man himself on The Warmup tonight, this is the song David Raya wants us singing for him:

”David Raya!! David Raya!!
He loves Estrella!!
He loves paella!!
His gloves are f***ing massive!!
1, 2, 3, 4!!!”

To the “Harry Maguire” song tune I guess….??…….
 

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I'd had the "Ivan Toney to the tune of Don't you want me baby" in my head all week and started thinking up a few more lyrics this evening. It's not great but most of it rolls off the tongue nicely.

Starting from the line in the song "Don't. Don't you want me"...


I-Ivan Toney
He likes scoring goals at Lionel Road, makes it look easy
I-Ivan Toney
So good in the air, defenders scared, Ivan is dreamy

The ball is on the wing
Mbeumo crosses in
He chests it down, and puts it in and we’re all sing-ing

Ivan Toney Baby
Ivan Toney WOAHHH
Ivan Toney Baby
Ivan Toney WOAHHH
 

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I'd had the "Ivan Toney to the tune of Don't you want me baby" in my head all week and started thinking up a few more lyrics this evening. It's not great but most of it rolls off the tongue nicely.

Starting from the line in the song "Don't. Don't you want me"...


I-Ivan Toney
He likes scoring goals at Lionel Road, makes it look easy
I-Ivan Toney
So good in the air, defenders scared, Ivan is dreamy

The ball is on the wing
Mbeumo crosses in
He chests it down, and puts it in and we’re all sing-ing

Ivan Toney Baby
Ivan Toney WOAHHH
Ivan Toney Baby
Ivan Toney WOAHHH
The player songs that always get sung the loudest and most often are normally the simplest ones… the Lasse Vibe song fits and could be repurposed.

ole ole ole ole Ivan Toneeeyy
 

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I'd had the "Ivan Toney to the tune of Don't you want me baby" in my head all week and started thinking up a few more lyrics this evening. It's not great but most of it rolls off the tongue nicely.

Starting from the line in the song "Don't. Don't you want me"...


I-Ivan Toney
He likes scoring goals at Lionel Road, makes it look easy
I-Ivan Toney
So good in the air, defenders scared, Ivan is dreamy

The ball is on the wing
Mbeumo crosses in
He chests it down, and puts it in and we’re all sing-ing

Ivan Toney Baby
Ivan Toney WOAHHH
Ivan Toney Baby
Ivan Toney WOAHHH
Simplified to just the chorus?

Ivan, Ivan Toney
Ivan Toney Whooahh
etc

And/Or Hi Ho Ivan Toney

Either way, IT more than deserves a few bespoke tunes
 

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So, according to the man himself on The Warmup tonight, this is the song David Raya wants us singing for him:

”David Raya!! David Raya!!
He loves Estrella!!
He loves paella!!
His gloves are f***ing massive!!
1, 2, 3, 4!!!”

To the “Harry Maguire” song tune I guess….??…….

Oh gawd thank god this chant was'nt about when marcus Gayle was playing :eek:
 

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Simplified to just the chorus?

Ivan, Ivan Toney
Ivan Toney Whooahh
etc

And/Or Hi Ho Ivan Toney

Either way, IT more than deserves a few bespoke tunes
Yeah, our player chants tend to be a bit sh*t. You hear plenty of other teams with player chants more elaborate than players name repeated. Sergi’s is about as complex as it gets with us.

Not that I’m suggesting my attempt is any good, was just trying to think outside the box a bit.
 

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Yeah, our player chants tend to be a bit sh*t. You hear plenty of other teams with player chants more elaborate than players name repeated. Sergi’s is about as complex as it gets with us.

Not that I’m suggesting my attempt is any good, was just trying to think outside the box a bit.
What about
Wis- sa he's my baby
Yes Sir don't mean maybe
Wis-sa he's my baby now
 

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Yeah, our player chants tend to be a bit sh*t. You hear plenty of other teams with player chants more elaborate than players name repeated. Sergi’s is about as complex as it gets with us.

Not that I’m suggesting my attempt is any good, was just trying to think outside the box a bit.
Agree, I like it (y)
 

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Brief renditions of “Yes Sir, Ivan Toney” and the new David Raya song in the West Stand tonight…….
 

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More insomnia more stupid lyrics.

to the tune of pinball wizard version 2.


Ever since I was a young boy, I've watched the leather ball
From Barrow down to Brighton, I must've watched 'em all
But I ain't seen nothin' like him in any ground at all
That rat, zigzagging, Wissa sure plays some mean football

He poses like a guru, becomes part of the scene.
Feelin' all emotion, always playin' clean
Plays by intuition, the karma’s always cool
That rat, zigzagging, Wissa sure plays some mean football.



He’s Yoane wissa, he’ll have you in a twist.
He’s Yoane wissa, gonna get the reds to bliss.
How does he beat defenders? (I don’t know)
like a rat zig zags his way.
Ain’t got no inhibition, got Ivan and the team.
Don’t see no opposition, His skills are quite obscene.
Always beats the goalie, never seen him fail.
That Congolese international, sure plays some mean football.

Think second line of chorus particularly in need of work. Any help appreciated.
 

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There was an Ivan Toney song being sung at end of last season to yes sir I can boogie

Yes sir
Ivan Toney
When he plays we can’t go wrong
Ivan Toney
Beats the goalie
All night long

The only other song I can think of is Money Money Money by Abba but I can’t get a last line

Toney Toney Toney
Beats the Goalie
Xxxxxxxxxx (song lyrics are in a rich man’s world)

It works if you clap along with it I think
Is this the Ivan Toney version sang during Chelsea game? Sounded good but couldn’t make out words.
 
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