Chants for Marcus, Ivan and others

[AB]

Boom boom boom, let me see you score, Mbeumo

 

[A Real Mysteron]

I’ve got one for Bryan.

 

[bees1984]

First time I’v heard Yessir, Ivan Toney in the ground. Have only heard it in pubs before.
Hopefully it will now catch on.

It's been sung in the West Stand concourse near block 233 for the last couple of home games now. Before one game there seemed to be a sing off between that one and the Toney song sung away at Wolves which was quite amusing to witness.

 

[AB]

It's been sung in the West Stand concourse near block 233 for the last couple of home games now. Before one game there seemed to be a sing off between that one and the Toney song sung away at Wolves which was quite amusing to witness.

The Ivan Toney/No Limits song at Wolves wasn’t great but had the benefit of being very easy to pick up and join in so got sung a lot. Short of handing out hymn sheets I think it’s key that new chants are ones that are easy to sing without having to prepare beforehand.

 

[aslan]

The Ivan Toney/No Limits song at Wolves wasn’t great but had the benefit of being very easy to pick up and join in so got sung a lot. Short of handing out hymn sheets I think it’s key that new chants are ones that are easy to sing without having to prepare beforehand.

Too many people not singing end up clapping and that just drowns out anyone being able to hear the words

 

[StevieSteve]

Too many people not singing end up clapping and that just drowns out anyone being able to hear the words

Aren't the words just "Ivan" and "Toney"?

 

[badgerbee]

Aren't the words just "Ivan" and "Toney"?

Not for the 'official' "Yes Sir, Ivan Toney....." one.

 

[aslan]

Aren't the words just "Ivan" and "Toney"?

Yeah I meant for the Yes Sir song

 

[condorman]

I might be about to make it worse (bon jovi)

Oooooohhhh you haven’t got a prayer
Woooahhh we’ve got Kristoffer Ajer
He’s won the ball
Now he’s attacking with flair
Woooahhh we’ve got Kristoffer Ajer

 

[badgerbee]

Nice and simple rework of the Andre Gray song:

Kris Ajer my Lord, Kris Ajer,
Kris Ajer my Lord, Kris Ajer,
Kris Ajer my Lord, Kris Ajer,
Oh Lord, Kris Ajer.

 

[hairman]

I might be about to make it worse (bon jovi)

Oooooohhhh you haven’t got a prayer
Woooahhh we’ve got Kristoffer Ajer
He’s won the ball
Now he’s attacking with flair
Woooahhh we’ve got Kristoffer Ajer

Good Lord! Anyway, I quite like the adversarial chants directed, such as 'You're just a sh*t Ivan Toney' aimed at fatty Lukaku. So in acknowledgment of the top-knotty thing going on, perhaps 'You're a good Jason Lee' for Ivan. I'm certain this would push him onto even greater things. Should he lose the locks, I think 'You're like a good Mark McCammon' might be truly inspirational for him. If he should sadly suffer from premature hair loss then maybe 'You're like a 60 million pounds Keith Cassels' would get him over this. I know the last one doesn't really scan but these are still works in progress

 

[StevieSteve]

Good Lord! Anyway, I quite like the adversarial chants directed, such as 'You're just a sh*t Ivan Toney' aimed at fatty Lukaku. So in acknowledgment of the top-knotty thing going on, perhaps 'You're a good Jason Lee' for Ivan. I'm certain this would push him onto even greater things. Should he lose the locks, I think 'You're like a good Mark McCammon' might be truly inspirational for him. If he should sadly suffer from premature hair loss then maybe 'You're like a 60 million pounds Keith Cassels' would get him over this. I know the last one doesn't really scan but these are still works in progress

Think "You're just a sh*t Christian Benteke" would have been more appropriate for Lukaku

 

[TW3Bee]

How about this one for Marcus Forss.

Marcus Forss na na na na na.

 

[SE5Bee]

I might be about to make it worse (bon jovi)

Oooooohhhh you haven’t got a prayer
Woooahhh we’ve got Kristoffer Ajer
He’s won the ball
Now he’s attacking with flair
Woooahhh we’ve got Kristoffer Ajer

Another condor….man moment. ‍

 

[Collett88]

We’ve got Toney,
Ivan Toney,
I just don’t think you understand,

He’s super franks man,
He’s better than Zidane,

We’ve got Ivan Toney

middle bit could be changed.

 

[StevieSteve]

... or we could go back to the boss and say, "Well, we tried but "One Matthew Benham" it is"

 

[FlyBee]

How about this one for Marcus Forss.

Marcus Forss na na na na na.

Would join a rendition of this.

 

[Griffingreen]

How about this one for Marcus Forss.

Marcus Forss na na na na na.

Nice and simple and not too wordy

 

[jacobm]

There was something in the air that night
The starts were bright
Fernandez
They were shining there for you and me
The Super Bees
Fernandez
Though I never thought that we could lose
There's no regret
If I had to do the same again
I would my friend
Fernandez

 

[Artixbee]

Or more simple to the tune of la bamba

Alvaro Fernandez, Alvaro Fernandez
Oh Alvaro Fernandez he plays for Brentford with Canos and Raya.

 

[IslandBee]

There seemed to be an Toney chant tonight after his goal. Anyone know what it was?

 

[TW3Bee]

Or more simple to the tune of la bamba

Alvaro Fernandez, Alvaro Fernandez
Oh Alvaro Fernandez he plays for Brentford with Canos and Raya.

Need to change the names, as he wouldn't be playing with Raya.

I've found in the past that people don't know the names of the players he is playing with.

How about with Canos and Rico

 

[Babbelfish]

There seemed to be an Toney chant tonight after his goal. Anyone know what it was?

Yes sir
Ivan Toney
When he plays we can’t go wrong
Ivan Toney
Beats the goalie
All night long

 

[TW3Bee]

Yes sir
Ivan Toney
When he plays we can’t go wrong
Ivan Toney
Beats the goalie
All night long

We've been trying to get this one going at the last two home games.

 

[LingfieldBee]

We've been trying to get this one going at the last two home games.

Yeah it's been tried at last two games. Middle section of West Stand have started. It will catch on. I'm in block 235 at the back tried joining in but didn't quite know the words. Lol

 

[JCMcBee]

We’ve got Toney,
Ivan Toney,
I just don’t think you understand,

He’s super franks man,
He’s better than Zidane,

We’ve got Ivan Toney

middle bit could be changed.

...ok...as requested...' he scores goals for fun,he'll keep you on the run'....and I'm off to work

 

[SE5Bee]

“Yes Sir” came through loud and clear at home last night.

 

[AB]

We've been trying to get this one going at the last two home games.

I don’t think it really works and is too fast for me not to garble. The No Limits one tried at Wolves is more easily joininable. Also we should save the Baccara tune for Wissa.

 

[RAF_Patto]

We've been trying to get this one going at the last two home games.

It works and I like it, the issue has been that I've heard a few different versions of the lyrics, so I think it's caused a bit of confusion.

 

[bees1984]

It works and I like it, the issue has been that I've heard a few different versions of the lyrics, so I think it's caused a bit of confusion.

Yeah in the West Stand concourse before the game I am sure some were singing 'when he scores we can't go wrong' as opposed to 'when he plays we can't go wrong'

 

[Jon_S]

I thought the Yes Sir song was scores not plays, but I don't think it matters much. It's catching on. That's the main thing.

I'm encouraged at the new chants at games since this thread started. Whether coincidental or not, more chants are always a good thing.

If any of the hardcore fans who start the chants happen to be reading this, one for Norgaard would be great. Thanks.

 

[WestStandBee]

I was thinking it would be proper cool if we nabbed that ‘We Love You’ chant that Palace and Celtic stole from European Fans. Sounds amazing, and instead of drums, we could just get those blokes at the back of the west stand to better the tin ceiling

To the tune of this


We love you
We love you
We love you

And where you play we follow
we follow
we follow

'Cause we support the Brentford
the Brentford
the Brentford

And that's the way we like it
we like it
we like it
Oh whoooaaaaahwoooah…

 

[grandad85]

Everywhere we follow the boys in red and white we hate the f***ing Fulham and QPR are sh*te.
We come up from the EFL and now we’re here to stay just a bus stop in Hounslow we play the Brentford way

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