Green Jacket v Sheffield Mittwoch

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As we won, I'll have another try. Dick of the day here please.

NB for clarification... local rule: nominations will not be accepted for players, staff, management or fans of BFC. Votes should only be cast for members of the opposition, their fans, stewards, match officials etc.

My nomination: @horshambees for not being in the appointed seat for our secret half-time rendez-vous today. What a total waste of a red rose. rofl

Footnote... exemption from rule 13, subsection 3(ii) (above): thread originator.
 

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Are we not allowed to nominate opposition players?

I nominated the Sheffield Wednesday goalkeeper for the CM because he was having trouble putting his towell through the back of his net and needed help from the linesman.
 

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Are we not allowed to nominate opposition players?

I nominated the Sheffield Wednesday goalkeeper for the CM because he was having trouble putting his towell through the back of his net and needed help from the linesman.

You really should read the rules. :) Of course you are.
 

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As we won, I'll have another try. Dick of the day here please.

NB for clarification... local rule: nominations will not be accepted for players, staff, management or fans of BFC. Votes should only be cast for members of the opposition, their fans, stewards, match officials etc.

My nomination: @horshambees for not being in the appointed seat for our secret half-time rendez-vous today. What a total waste of a red rose. rofl

Footnote... exemption from rule 13, subsection 3(ii) (above): thread originator.

Yes I was. With Junior horshambees too.

Your not the little fella in the school trousers are you?
 
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Are we not allowed to nominate opposition players?

I nominated the Sheffield Wednesday goalkeeper for the CM because he was having trouble putting his towell through the back of his net and needed help from the linesman.

Are opposition players not members of the opposition? Rulebook in post, TW3!! (Careful with spellings, by the way ;)).
 
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Yes I was. With Junior horshambees too.

Your not the little fella in the school trousers are you?

You distinctly said Paddock, row A, five yards to the right of the half way line. I paced this out meticulously, Stroud-fashion and finished up in front of a row of empty seats. I asked the chap in row B if he happened to know if a group of blokes from either Horsham or Scotland regularly sat in front of him and explained that I had been sent to this location as a stripagram. No mate, he says, looking confused, and then apologised on your behalf even though he had no idea who you might be. (Careful with spellings, by the way ;))
 

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You distinctly said Paddock, row A, five yards to the right of the half way line. I paced this out meticulously, Stroud-fashion and finished up in front of a row of empty seats. I asked the chap in row B if he happened to know if a group of blokes from either Horsham or Scotland regularly sat in front of him and explained that I had been sent to this location as a stripagram. No mate, he says, looking confused, and then apologised on your behalf even though he had no idea who you might be. (Careful with spellings, by the way ;))

And that is where we are/were.
There were empty seats in front of us and that is row AA.
B is behind us.
If you know Anthony then he was sat right in front of us.
If you don't know Anthony then get to know him because he is worth knowing and worth meeting.
 

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.......i remember our 'love in' with SW supporters in early noughties......so brum scum green trackie award goes to Gary Monk......the decent side of Sheffield deserve better....'sacked in the morning'..... if carlsberg did sackings.......
 

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You distinctly said Paddock, row A, five yards to the right of the half way line. I paced this out meticulously, Stroud-fashion and finished up in front of a row of empty seats. I asked the chap in row B if he happened to know if a group of blokes from either Horsham or Scotland regularly sat in front of him and explained that I had been sent to this location as a stripagram. No mate, he says, looking confused, and then apologised on your behalf even though he had no idea who you might be. (Careful with spellings, by the way ;))

This was obviously an extremely traumatic experience for you Woolie. Horsham is clearly not to be trusted if what you say is correct...........on the other hand, maybe your sense of direction is not what you think it is.

Fishing rod thing that I can’t do should appear here.
 
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And that is where we are/were.
There were empty seats in front of us and that is row AA.
B is behind us.
If you know Anthony then he was sat right in front of us.
If you don't know Anthony then get to know him because he is worth knowing and worth meeting.

AA and A were both empty. Incumbents probably queuing elsewhere. So let's get this right... when you say 5 yards to the right... do you mean the right as you look at the pitch (as I assumed) or as you look from the pitch? If the latter, by the way, please remember that I was accessing your area from Braemar behind you, and didn't actually walk across the pitch to reach you (or not reach you, in fact). If the former, have you taken the time to verify your measurements with a tape? Sorry to be pedantic.
 

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AA and A were both empty. Incumbents probably queuing elsewhere. So let's get this right... when you say 5 yards to the right... do you mean the right as you look at the pitch (as I assumed) or as you look from the pitch? If the latter, by the way, please remember that I was accessing your area from Braemar behind you, and didn't actually walk across the pitch to reach you (or not reach you, in fact). If the former, have you taken the time to verify your measurements with a tape? Sorry to be pedantic.

Maybe you’re taking this a bit too personally? 😀
 
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Maybe you’re taking this a bit too personally? ��

Being stood up is one thing. Being stood up and offered tenuous excuses is quite another. My dad was right all those years ago: never trust a Celtic fan from Horsham. :no: lol
 
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The Wednesday fan having a poo in the undergrowth on the A4 next to their coaches along with the half dozen or so having a slash (which can be fairly common). My daughter was equally disgusted and perplexed at such behaviour :yuck:
 

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Moved seats for this game ended up with two oldies from weds fans well they where3 0 nil down moaners ng about the Brentford roar in paddock area they changed there conversation to remark about the Wendy house saying it looks like it will fal down ? My retort was what’s the point of having a 40 thousand capacity when your 3 0 down went very quiet after the comment
 

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Moved seats for this game ended up with two oldies from weds fans well they where3 0 nil down moaners ng about the Brentford roar in paddock area they changed there conversation to remark about the Wendy house saying it looks like it will fal down ? My retort was what’s the point of having a 40 thousand capacity when your 3 0 down went very quiet after the comment
...........maybe they couldn't understand you..............?
 

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The Wednesday fan having a poo in the undergrowth on the A4 next to their coaches along with the half dozen or so having a slash (which can be fairly common). My daughter was equally disgusted and perplexed at such behaviour :yuck:

Dirty northern *****
 
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