SIGNED "JoJo" Revealed

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Egyptian Reggae is an instrumental by Jonathan Richman, known to his fans as JoJo.

With Dalsgaard off, perhaps we are in for Egyptian right-back Ahmed Elmohamady who is available on a free transfer?
This was close in the end, Egyptians liked their cats....correct?
 

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Oh that reminds me. I am a catoholic (we have four) and got sidetracked. What are you talking about? Are you on the sherry? And if so would you like to play poker?
 
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Oh that reminds me. I am a catoholic (we have four) and got sidetracked. What are you talking about? Are you on the sherry? And if so would you like to play poker?

Nope, it's completely the work of the club's owner!

[21:08, 10/06/2021] Trevor Inns: Did you get a new pet recently?
[21:08, 10/06/2021] Trevor Inns: called Jojo 🙂
[21:09, 10/06/2021] Matthew Benham: maybe
 
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Agree - jmf out!

Not only has he not paid his two quid, he's broken the CoC political rules by quoting the pet name of Bo Jo's brother.
His fine is going to be a lot more than two quid. He shops at Whole Foods for a start!
 

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Will be useful to have a cat amongst the pigeons. Well, the Canaries and the Magpies, at least.
 

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Not a very premier league signing. Should be getting a tiger or a giraffe now we are in the big league
 

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Suspect this was the real reason the transfer of Billy the Fish fell through at the last minute..
 

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Anyone else feel like a fool? Literally 72 hours ignoring deadlines to analyse beatles lyrics, genuinely believing I would be THE ONE to crack the code and unveil our first marquee premier league signing :ROFLMAO:. I don't even like cats, ffs!!!
 

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Anyone else feel like a fool? Literally 72 hours ignoring deadlines to analyse beatles lyrics, genuinely believing I would be THE ONE to crack the code and unveil our first marquee premier league signing :ROFLMAO:. I don't even like cats, ffs!!!

A fool on the hill?
 

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A fool on the hill?

Totally! I saw the sun going down and the eyes in my head saw the world spinning round :ROFLMAO: off topic but Magical Mystery Tour is IMHO the most underrated beatles album. Aretha Franklin also did a fantastic cover of fool on the hill (on her 'rare and unreleased' album). Well worth a listen!
 

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Now I am even more intrigued! Which metrics has been identified for recruiting the right cat? do they apply to dogs as well? Does the cat have a bonus structure in its salary? and a buy-out clause? Is there a conflict of interest if Phil Giles is its agent?
 

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I've often said that we we struggled for cover on the wings and desperately needed to sign a few players - so crucial to the Brentford strategy - IF IN DOUBT STICK IT DOUBT FELINE!
 

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Or is this a classic double bluff? jmf only said he "maybe" got a cat!
 

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I hope we have not been fleas-ed here. if we have I'll be well ticked off. You have to be litter-ly kitten' me that this was the answer to the clue.
 

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I love the fact that I allowed my mind to lead itself up the garden path after reading @jmf post. A wonderful example of the human frailty of trying to make patterns put of random occurrences noted by Gapminders Ignornace Project, Areily and Kahnemann amongst many others.

Touche MB, purrrrrrrrrrr

It's still our Brentford innit :sorted: 🐝
 
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Do you think this was a ploy, a sort of blind-side run, to distract all those clubs who are avidly reading GPG for Brentford trade secrets. The ploy then creating breathing space for our DOFs to go out and do the real business. That would be real Brentford-innit !
For some reason this reminds me of how we used to do things, losing 3-0 to Southend when a win would have secured promotion, just so we could see Sam Saunders in deadly action, and steal him in close season ! Brentford works in mysterious ways - we all know it, and would we want that ever to change !!!???
 

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Do you think this was a ploy, a sort of blind-side run, to distract all those clubs who are avidly reading GPG for Brentford trade secrets. The ploy then creating breathing space for our DOFs to go out and do the real business. That would be real Brentford-innit !
For some reason this reminds me of how we used to do things, losing 3-0 to Southend when a win would have secured promotion, just so we could see Sam Saunders in deadly action, and steal him in close season ! Brentford works in mysterious ways - we all know it, and would we want that ever to change !!!???
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