Kew Bridge Egg Assassin

[Leicester Bee]

Just a word of warning, but if you're heading across Kew Bridge, some little scrotum from the flats above the shops next to One Over The Ait was chucking eggs at people as they headed towards the bus stop or towards Kew Green.
One nearly hit me, but that wouldn't bother me so much as if it had hit a kid.
Skinny kid (looked around 17 or 18) saw that I spotted him, was laughing and giving me the w***a sign.
Anyway, just keep your eyes out, as he might think it's hilarious to throw something a little more damaging one of these days.

 

[RAF_Patto]

Just a word of warning, but if you're heading across Kew Bridge, some little scrotum from the flats above the shops next to One Over The Ait was chucking eggs at people as they headed towards the bus stop or towards Kew Green.
One nearly hit me, but that wouldn't bother me so much as if it had hit a kid.
Skinny kid (looked around 17 or 18) saw that I spotted him, was laughing and giving me the w***a sign.
Anyway, just keep your eyes out, as he might think it's hilarious to throw something a little more damaging one of these days. View attachment 28187

Sounds like James Maddison to me.

 

[ITK]

I reported it to the police. They were brilliant. They said due to the game they were low on numbers and would poach some officers from another area and scramble them as soon as possible.

 

[JCMcBee]

I reported it to the police. They were brilliant. They said due to the game they were low on numbers and would poach some officers from another area and scramble them as soon as possible.

..... you're not taking this very seriously..... you'll get fried for that retort.

 

[Sultan]

There go the the Easter treats for Season Ticket holders. Nocoat will not be happy.

 

[BEEcool]

Sounds like he'd be well suited to working in some of the BCS catering outlets.

 

[rebus]

Just a word of warning, but if you're heading across Kew Bridge, some little scrotum from the flats above the shops next to One Over The Ait was chucking eggs at people as they headed towards the bus stop or towards Kew Green.
One nearly hit me, but that wouldn't bother me so much as if it had hit a kid.
Skinny kid (looked around 17 or 18) saw that I spotted him, was laughing and giving me the w***a sign.
Anyway, just keep your eyes out, as he might think it's hilarious to throw something a little more damaging one of these days. View attachment 28187

I assume he’s met you before.

 

[ruislip bee]

I reported it to the police. They were brilliant. They said due to the game they were low on numbers and would poach some officers from another area and scramble them as soon as possible.

The yoke was on you there then....

 

[nanny58]

Some of theses replies where overcooked

 

[liverbee]

He'll be ecstatic when they catch him.

 

[Humblebee]

The yoke was on you there then....

Don't egg him on.

 

[WarrenBee]

If he's any good as a goal poacher, let's sign him up.

 

[Sultan]

Must be London Irish,

 

[Billy Hunt]

Just a word of warning, but if you're heading across Kew Bridge, some little scrotum from the flats above the shops next to One Over The Ait was chucking eggs at people as they headed towards the bus stop or towards Kew Green.
One nearly hit me, but that wouldn't bother me so much as if it had hit a kid.
Skinny kid (looked around 17 or 18) saw that I spotted him, was laughing and giving me the w***a sign.
Anyway, just keep your eyes out, as he might think it's hilarious to throw something a little more damaging one of these days. View attachment 28187

What a ****

 

[dickie]

I reported it to the police. They were brilliant. They said due to the game they were low on numbers and would poach some officers from another area and scramble them as soon as possible.

The Met should shell out for some new officers, or they’re in danger of getting egg on their face.

 

[dickie]

He'll be ecstatic when they catch him.

Or egg-static? Assume that was your auto correct

 

[WarrenBee]

If he's not a poacher, let's just sign him anyway, and give him a free range.

 

[Deanos196]

Bet he’ll think it’s hilarious when a brick comes back through

 

[horshambees]

Clock the flat he is chucking them from.
Bide your time.
Find front door and cover him in dogs s**t.
Take him downstairs and throw him in the river when tide is out.
Do it masked up and the little "" "" will never do it again.

 

[Ruislip_Rich]

Clock the flat he is chucking them from.
Bide your time.
Find front door and cover him in dogs s**t.
Take him downstairs and throw him in the river when tide is out.
Do it masked up and the little "" "" will never do it again.

Halloween is up next. Sounds like a plan.
Trick or treat.