Kew Bridge Egg Assassin

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Just a word of warning, but if you're heading across Kew Bridge, some little scrotum from the flats above the shops next to One Over The Ait was chucking eggs at people as they headed towards the bus stop or towards Kew Green.
One nearly hit me, but that wouldn't bother me so much as if it had hit a kid.
Skinny kid (looked around 17 or 18) saw that I spotted him, was laughing and giving me the w***a sign.
Anyway, just keep your eyes out, as he might think it's hilarious to throw something a little more damaging one of these days. 2CDC8999-0DCC-4992-93B7-543286342ACE.jpeg
 

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Just a word of warning, but if you're heading across Kew Bridge, some little scrotum from the flats above the shops next to One Over The Ait was chucking eggs at people as they headed towards the bus stop or towards Kew Green.
One nearly hit me, but that wouldn't bother me so much as if it had hit a kid.
Skinny kid (looked around 17 or 18) saw that I spotted him, was laughing and giving me the w***a sign.
Anyway, just keep your eyes out, as he might think it's hilarious to throw something a little more damaging one of these days. View attachment 28187
Sounds like James Maddison to me.
 

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I reported it to the police. They were brilliant. They said due to the game they were low on numbers and would poach some officers from another area and scramble them as soon as possible.
..... you're not taking this very seriously..... you'll get fried for that retort.
 
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Sounds like he'd be well suited to working in some of the BCS catering outlets.
 

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Just a word of warning, but if you're heading across Kew Bridge, some little scrotum from the flats above the shops next to One Over The Ait was chucking eggs at people as they headed towards the bus stop or towards Kew Green.
One nearly hit me, but that wouldn't bother me so much as if it had hit a kid.
Skinny kid (looked around 17 or 18) saw that I spotted him, was laughing and giving me the w***a sign.
Anyway, just keep your eyes out, as he might think it's hilarious to throw something a little more damaging one of these days. View attachment 28187
I assume he’s met you before.
 

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I reported it to the police. They were brilliant. They said due to the game they were low on numbers and would poach some officers from another area and scramble them as soon as possible.
The yoke was on you there then....
 

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Must be London Irish,
 
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Just a word of warning, but if you're heading across Kew Bridge, some little scrotum from the flats above the shops next to One Over The Ait was chucking eggs at people as they headed towards the bus stop or towards Kew Green.
One nearly hit me, but that wouldn't bother me so much as if it had hit a kid.
Skinny kid (looked around 17 or 18) saw that I spotted him, was laughing and giving me the w***a sign.
Anyway, just keep your eyes out, as he might think it's hilarious to throw something a little more damaging one of these days. View attachment 28187
What a **** 😡
 

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I reported it to the police. They were brilliant. They said due to the game they were low on numbers and would poach some officers from another area and scramble them as soon as possible.
The Met should shell out for some new officers, or they’re in danger of getting egg on their face.
 

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Bet he’ll think it’s hilarious when a brick comes back through 👍
 

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Clock the flat he is chucking them from.
Bide your time.
Find front door and cover him in dogs s**t.
Take him downstairs and throw him in the river when tide is out.
Do it masked up and the little "" "" will never do it again.
 

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Clock the flat he is chucking them from.
Bide your time.
Find front door and cover him in dogs s**t.
Take him downstairs and throw him in the river when tide is out.
Do it masked up and the little "" "" will never do it again.
Halloween is up next. Sounds like a plan.
Trick or treat.
 
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