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They might have re-titled "Silence" as "Penis Out"?

Otherwise, top quality work!
 

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Green is ‘Normal Brentford supporter who appreciates where we’ve come from and where we are now’.

Abbreviate that to ‘Fan’.

Probably need a ‘Toney Out’ box. That’s gonna happen, for sure. I’ve even got a lickle list of Likely Suspects. The usual clowns, naturally, plus a few new jokers who revealed their Coco-classlessness last night.

Amber needs a poll on ‘Which team do you want Brentford to lose to’. I’m convinced the utter w***ology of that one emboldened Bozo and Fru-Fru to crank up their square-wheeled car and drive it along to the Norwich thread.

Now waiting for the the deflecting complaints of cyber bullying and supporting the team equals denying ‘opinion’. :sleep:
 

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I'm sure some people only want us to get promoted as it would increase the likelihood of us losing... So that they can moan more.

I know that as fans we are all allowed opinions... I often think that our performances are below par, that certain players had an off game, sometimes that on the day the opposition were simply better than us... But the vitriol of others in slagging off players often goes far to far and is definitely not support.

I know that we as fans can get angry when we lose... But even Man City and Liverpool lose and we happen to lose a lot less than others.

Love the meter above
 

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When i am angry with a performance,player or an opinion on here i often write a half a page rant then i re read it a couple of times and delete it.

I find it very cathartic :)
I do the exact same Freebee, I write something which is probably completely against what i'll be feeling the next day, re read it, delete it, thank myself the next day.
 

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I do the exact same Freebee, I write something which is probably completely against what i'll be feeling the next day, re read it, delete it, thank myself the next day.
I’ve actually refined that further by not writing much at all in the immediate aftermath of a game....

Silent(ish) majority.
 

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Actually feel sorry for Toney's replacement for the amount of stick his going to get if he doesn't score 25 goals by Christmas.

When Toney was injured, Forrs was getting slaughtered by someone. Apparently he is a B team player (not even a squad player) despite having one of the best goal per minute ratio's and being an International who scored against France.
 

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let’s not forget there were some crying for that even before he kicked a ball with us...unbelievable

One absolute codpiece was saying Ivan's "limitations have been exposed" because he didn't score against Barnsley 😂
 

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I do not recognise this ‘meter in the absence of a ‘no onions’ section.
 

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I do the exact same Freebee, I write something which is probably completely against what i'll be feeling the next day, re read it, delete it, thank myself the next day.

Exactly m8 it's so easy to have a kneejerk in the heat of the moment a little restraint is a good thing.If i typed and posted everything i thought i'd probably get a ban.

Some people just don't have a filter,spout rubbish then wonder why the world is against them.
 

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Exactly m8 it's so easy to have a kneejerk in the heat of the moment a little restraint is a good thing.If i typed and posted everything i thought i'd probably get a ban.

Some people just don't have a filter,spout rubbish then wonder why the world is against them.
It's so unfair...
 

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There are some out there who have this in reverse.
 

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There's one on the wall in the Snug but it's called a bar chart.
 

Peteseeger

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There needs to be a Gilham out after Benham out and it uses a colour that burns a hole in you screen.
Nah, Peter is needed to spin the dial.

Following each match, they could use Edgar Broughton's Out Demons Out playing in the background as the dial spins round before coming to rest on the demon for that particular week/match.

'PG spin that dial!'
 

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I’ve actually refined that further by not writing much at all in the immediate aftermath of a game....

Silent(ish) majority.

This is the best way to deal with a defeat IMO. There are quite a lot of occasions where I won't come on here for a couple of days after a defeat, or be very selective with the threads I go in. Your mind is just in a better place if you're not surrounding yourself with negativity after a loss.
 

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......so the BFC 'stasi' want silence eh.....hmmmm......not in my name BFC.....its a no to state terrorism from me.
 

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My eyes are pies and yours are lies! Black! It's all black!
 
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......so the BFC 'stasi' want silence eh.....hmmmm......not in my name BFC.....its a no to state terrorism from me.
Who is this BFC Stasi? Sounds fun and I'd like to join.
 

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Who is this BFC Stasi? Sounds fun and I'd like to join.
I reckon it’s actually ‘BFC Khazi’ and is a throwback to the New Road bogs.
 

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Who is this BFC Stasi? Sounds fun and I'd like to join.
......a branch of BFC who risk alienating and potentially losing young supporters through mockery.....angry social media driven young bees.......let them rant....dont shut them down.....anger is an energy.......so leave those kids alone......ps......enjoy your membership.
 
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......a branch of BFC who risk alienating and potentially losing young supporters through mockery.....angry social media driven young bees.......let them rant....dont shut them down.....anger is an energy.......so leave those kids alone......ps......enjoy your membership.
A branch? Which branch? South Ealing?
 

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You think we have a few keyboard warriors now... Wait till we're in the Prem! Jesus wept I think I'll resign from GPG and all of social media!
 

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......a branch of BFC who risk alienating and potentially losing young supporters through mockery.....angry social media driven young bees.......let them rant....dont shut them down.....anger is an energy.......so leave those kids alone......ps......enjoy your membership.

I spotted 3 references...

P.I.L.
Pink Floyd.
David Bowie


~what do I win ~?
 

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A branch? Which branch? South Ealing?
.....i'll narrow it down....reckon its wherever the keyboard warrior who dreamt up the keyboardwarriorometer resides......Berlin.....Pyongyang.....Kew.....who knows.
 
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.....i'll narrow it down....reckon its wherever the keyboard warrior who dreamt up the keyboardwarriorometer resides......Berlin.....Pyongyang.....Kew.....who knows.
So it doesn't reside where the keyboard warrior resides?
 

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So it doesn't reside where the keyboard warrior resides?
......meh........if I was he/she.....it would have been silence/chairman Benham.....BFC propaganda machine missed a trick there.....gulags here she/he comes.
 
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......meh........if I was he/she.....it would have been silence/chairman Benham.....BFC propaganda machine missed a trick there.....gulags here she/he comes.

🤷‍♂️:confused::confused:
 

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Who can I blame for this horror luck we are suffering this weekend? 😭
 

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You think too much. Keyboard worrier.
....my 16yr old son was standing behind me last night with a gun pointed at my head forcing me to to write that rubbish.....but i have to admit.....i was a tad worried.....anyway....back to Dave Allen.
 

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....my 16yr old son was standing behind me last night with a gun pointed at my head forcing me to to write that rubbish.....but i have to admit.....i was a tad worried.....anyway....back to Dave Allen.
He's obsessed with dogshit and adrenalin. ;) Was, anyway.
 
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I'm in the orange keyboard warrior category because I think Fosu>M***** on the right wing :pop:, I would love for M***** to prove me wrong but this season he's been a shadow of the player he was last season and Fosu has been red hot.

I don't know if it's Green Street, The Football Factory or some other stupid Danny Dyer movie you pretend that you live in when you and a vocal minority furiosly smash your keyboards everytime someone posts a comment outside of the singular narrative.

@Banana grow up mate, you've made over 73 thousand posts and dedicated 21 YEARS of your life to this forum, by any normal persons metric you're a keyboard warrior, Please explain?

p.s. Also I only star out his name because people like you cry so much about critique of certain players
 

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I'm in the orange keyboard warrior category because I think Fosu>M***** on the right wing :pop:, I would love for M***** to prove me wrong but this season he's been a shadow of the player he was last season and Fosu has been red hot.

I don't know if it's Green Street, The Football Factory or some other stupid Danny Dyer movie you pretend that you live in when you and a vocal minority furiosly smash your keyboards everytime someone posts a comment outside of the singular narrative.

@Banana grow up mate, you've made over 73 thousand posts and dedicated 21 YEARS of your life to this forum, by any normal persons metric you're a keyboard warrior, Please explain?

p.s. Also I only star out his name because people like you cry so much about critique of certain players
It is his site which he totally funds with no ad income to help. So he can pretty say what he wants. Also a lot of his posts are answering queries and advising on updates etc. So dont be so harsh.
 
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