Dilemma:
1. Do I stay at home, eat a nice free lunch (free in the sense that I will already have paid for the ingredients) and watch the game free on IFollow (as I’ve already paid for it) or
2. Go to Lionel Road, eat a less than attractive sounding lunch with a couple of bottles of stuff I wouldn’t normally touch and pay £40 on top of what I’ve already paid to watch on tv?
With option 1. I can go to the toilet as many times as I like during the game, using the ‘stop’ button to ensure that I don’t miss anything.
With option 2. I can still go to the toilet as often as I like but run the risk of someone remarking on it with a clever joke, and, with my luck, miss a goal.
Now, let me see....