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Baldy also lists carefully and publicly those players he’s the most sexually attracted to.

I think that means he wins this week’s cheque book and pen from the hit TV show W*nkety W*nk 👏

(Note: Jackie Grealish doesn’t get a shout out. Astonishing scenes).

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Mads Bech? Not Alvaro or Sergi or Rico? #madman
 

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Baldy also lists carefully and publicly those players he’s the most sexually attracted to.

I think that means he wins this week’s cheque book and pen from the hit TV show W*nkety W*nk 👏

(Note: Jackie Grealish doesn’t get a shout out. Astonishing scenes).

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Maddison? He’s a right dog. 😳
 

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Mads Bech? Not Alvaro or Sergi or Rico? #madman
Maybe he’s more a bottom than a top. Also, from gay friends’ comments about footballers, the more feminine/delicate-featured players are more thought attractive by straight men than gay ones.

If one were inclined to search for it I suspect there’s probably some Tom of Finland-style erotic fanfic of MBS, Pontus, Ajer and Goode out there. If not, maybe a marketing opportunity for the club…
 

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:D Baldy also lists carefully and publicly those players he’s the most sexually attracted to.

I think that means he wins this week’s cheque book and pen from the hit TV show W*nkety W*nk 👏

(Note: Jackie Grealish doesn’t get a shout out. Astonishing scenes).

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Bamford? He's not even the best-looking player in Leeds. Not that I know who is. Mads Bech is kinda cute. :D
 

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Maybe he’s more a bottom than a top. Also, from gay friends’ comments about footballers, the more feminine/delicate-featured players are more thought attractive by straight men than gay ones.

If one were inclined to search for it I suspect there’s probably some Tom of Finland-style erotic fanfic of MBS, Pontus, Ajer and Goode out there. If not, maybe a marketing opportunity for the club…

Projection 🤓
 

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Maybe he’s more a bottom than a top. Also, from gay friends’ comments about footballers, the more feminine/delicate-featured players are more thought attractive by straight men than gay ones.

If one were inclined to search for it I suspect there’s probably some Tom of Finland-style erotic fanfic of MBS, Pontus, Ajer and Goode out there. If not, maybe a marketing opportunity for the club…
That’s my night sorted…
 

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Maybe he’s more a bottom than a top. Also, from gay friends’ comments about footballers, the more feminine/delicate-featured players are more thought attractive by straight men than gay ones.

If one were inclined to search for it I suspect there’s probably some Tom of Finland-style erotic fanfic of MBS, Pontus, Ajer and Goode out there. If not, maybe a marketing opportunity for the club…
Great reference! 👍🏻 🍆
 

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Not the “chaps” count Fleet John has in mind in his match reports. Or is it?
I'd barf if I saw any of that lot in chaps. 🤢
 
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Maybe he’s more a bottom than a top. Also, from gay friends’ comments about footballers, the more feminine/delicate-featured players are more thought attractive by straight men than gay ones.

Any idea on their view of Steve Cooper?
 

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On balance, the supporters look like they'd prefer to go to B and Q instead of this one.

 
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On balance, the supporters look like they'd prefer to go to B and Q instead of this one.

It's their last home game of the season, I suspect they'll want to make a point to the owners (fan wise).

One thing I will say, looking at the form of both teams is mad....I'd never expect to see us bettering a club like MU!
 

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It's their last home game of the season,
I was surprised to see that they have only three matches left, and wondering why they don't have a game on one of the four remaining matchdays (weekends). Surely when the fixtures were originally announced, that wouldn't have been the case, so why was one game brought forward?
 

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I was surprised to see that they have only three matches left, and wondering why they don't have a game on one of the four remaining matchdays (weekends). Surely when the fixtures were originally announced, that wouldn't have been the case, so why was one game brought forward?
Was their home game v Chelsea rearranged for this week because of Chelsea’s participation in the FA Cup Final?

Edit - yes. Man Utd v Chelsea was originally scheduled for May 15th but postponed as Chelsea are in the FA Cup final on May 14th.
 

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It's their last home game of the season, I suspect they'll want to make a point to the owners (fan wise).

One thing I will say, looking at the form of both teams is mad....I'd never expect to see us bettering a club like MU!

The really odd thing is, it's their last home game of the season yet Burnley and Aston Villa haven't played each other once!
 

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On balance, the supporters look like they'd prefer to go to B and Q instead of this one.

Post #16 is fun- they’ve been naming two keepers on the bench. How tinpot!
 

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Post #16 is fun- they’ve been naming two keepers on the bench. How tinpot!

A delightful collection of clowns populate that particular big top. ‘Play the kids’ - yes please 👏’Their mascot looks like a golliwog’ 😵💫

Looks like the game will see the last appearances by a host of Man Utd players. Mata, Ronaldinho etc. So sad.
 

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This made me chuckle on the Paddy Power website

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SPOILER: He still reckons Utd will win 2-1...
 
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