Watford. Anyone who suggests they'd back the Shepherds Bush tramps needs to have a good look at themselves, wash their mouths out (or Brillo pad their fingertips for typing it) and be subjected to a good scrubbing from a very firm yard broom. Of course, if the w***ers pip us to promotion on the back of tonight's result, I'll deny all knowledge of ever having said this.
I'm worried about my next confession......
Me: Forgive me Father for I have sinned. I wanted the team down the road to win at Watford
Priest: You dirty heathen bas***d. There can be no forgiveness for such heinous thoughts. Your soul will burn in hell forever and a day
Me: (Thinking to self) A small price to pay for automatic promotion to the PL