"Vile Chants" on Train Back from Liverpool

[Isleworth_Bee]

This thread is absolute gold dust. I’m with @sonofabee on this, the interest around the GPG has gone back 10 years

Mods please bring back “things that annoy you” thread, let’s get @mhead bee bee ramped up again.

Come on make it so.

 

[Lush55]

Got a PM via Facebook from the Anne Frank sticker man earlier today, asking for my phone number, but not able to provide his own phone number. Despite opening the conversation with me, has now blocked me.


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Port Vale when he was with all his mates of course.

Come on ......that was at 8am this morning and you wait until gone 10pm to post?
I think IMHO enough is enough,it's understood by all that you and others were subjected to accusations, but enough is enough now.
Most of this thread has nothing to do with the original "complaint", the authorities including the club say they will investigate, let them get on with it,stop the mud slinging and then debate the outcomes?
It really is getting to school yard antics.

 

[Banana]

Come on ......that was at 8am this morning and you wait until gone 10pm to post?

yeah , he's blocked me now rather than at 8am when he was full of the rites of spring. Work it out yourself.

 

[horshambees]

Ok, in the example you gave then, of course, someone stepping in is a positive. So my answers would be stand up and see it through.

Not sure how that’s relevant to me being bemused at people bragging online about their fighting prowess.

Stand up and see it through is an answer I was hoping to see.
Good man

 

[psg150]

Edmundo would have sorted it but we all drove him over the edge on the ‘things others say about brentford’ thread.

He's broken. May never moderate again...

 

[JCMcBee]

He's broken. May never moderate again...

 

[Lush55]

yeah , he's blocked me now rather than at 8am when he was full of the rites of spring. Work it out yourself.

Too tired to work anything out bud, my post just now worked it out IMO.
All I will say is, you were both on FB asking for numbers, would have been just as easy to call on messenger ?

 

[swr22]

Too tired to work anything out bud, my post just now worked it out IMO.
All I will say is, you were both on FB asking for numbers, would have been just as easy to call on messenger ?

Just swipe right

 

[A Real Mysteron]

Too tired to work anything out bud, my post just now worked it out IMO.
All I will say is, you were both on FB asking for numbers, would have been just as easy to call on messenger ?

The sexual tension is unbearable.

 

[rebus]

Did Pat K ever log back in? Or is he pouting somewhere?

Too busy trying to find his arsehole.

 

[Brentford Bob]

I'll head off the next post...

Mori. A nonce is a slang term for an adult who "interferes" with children and / or teenagers.

The word ‘nonce’ actually originates from an ‘official’ prison term - Not Of Normal Criminal Element. In other words, the nonce wing was for people who couldn’t hold their own with, or be victimised by armed robbers, muggers, yardies and the BYE.

The GPG. Full of nutcases, AND educational.

 

[jlove]

History is often best left in the past though.

The past is another country...

 

[Inappropriate Smilies Bee]

The word ‘nonce’ actually originates from an ‘official’ prison term - Not Of Normal Criminal Element. In other words, the nonce wing was for people who couldn’t hold their own with, or be victimised by armed robbers, muggers, yardies and the BYE.

The GPG. Full of nutcases, AND educational.

It thought Nonce stood for Not on Normal Courtyard Exercise, Wharf is Warehouse At River Front and the colours of the rainbow are remembered using Richard Of York Gave Battle In Vain.

Ps. Brentford v Manchester United tonight.

 

[Herbert]

The word ‘nonce’ actually originates from an ‘official’ prison term - Not Of Normal Criminal Element. In other words, the nonce wing was for people who couldn’t hold their own with, or be victimised by armed robbers, muggers, yardies and the BYE.

The GPG. Full of nutcases, AND educational.

Some would liken the GPG to a prison

 

[LboroBee]

It thought Nonce stood for Not on Normal Courtyard Exercise, Wharf is Warehouse At River Front and the colours of the rainbow are remembered using Richard Of York Gave Battle In Vain.

Ps. Brentford v Manchester United tonight.

Bvmut? How do you pronounce that?

 

[Doovster]

Some would liken the GPG to a prison

I would say more Hotel California myself!

 

[Chorlton Bee]

It thought Nonce stood for Not on Normal Courtyard Exercise, Wharf is Warehouse At River Front and the colours of the rainbow are remembered using Richard Of York Gave Battle In Vain.

Ps. Brentford v Manchester United tonight.

Calling shenanigans on that “wharf” etymology

 

[Voice from the Braemar]

History is often best left in the past though.

When it suits you ? I’ve no idea where you’re trying to take this conversation with sheerwater but you really need to understand a little bit of history to actually join in….or just don’t bother

 

[Sheerwater Bee]

Right, start of another day. I've cleared my schedule and cancelled all my work conference calls in anticipation of another stupendous day.

 

[sonofabee]

Right, start of another day. I've cleared my schedule and cancelled all my work conference calls in anticipation of another stupendous day.

You and your table want some do yer?

 

[nick logan]

I would say more Hotel California myself!

The Eagles are playing Hyde Park this summer .

#justsayingiknowbacktotopic

 

[horshambees]

Right, start of another day. I've cleared my schedule and cancelled all my work conference calls in anticipation of another stupendous day.

The call to arms is coming

 

[Sheerwater Bee]

You and your table want some do yer?

You'll never be old school top table. But if you want to try for promotion, I'll be in the Dug Out bar tonight. I'm 5ft. 6, bald and wear a cap. Everyone knows me.

 

[Holysmit]

I'm 5ft. 6, bald and wear a cap.

Isnt that most of the gpg?

 

[Doovster]

You'll never be old school top table. But if you want to try for promotion, I'll be in the Dug Out bar tonight. I'm 5ft. 6, bald and wear a cap. Everyone knows me.

Your Wikipedia page says 5Ft 2"?

Actually my mistake, that's some bloke called Bill

 

[sonofabee]

Your Wikipedia page says 5Ft 2"?

Actually my mistake, that's some bloke called Bill

 

[LboroBee]

Isnt that most of the gpg?

Girth is the defining characteristic now then.
Ooo err missus.

 

[beesbees_bfc]

When it suits you ? I’ve no idea where you’re trying to take this conversation with sheerwater but you really need to understand a little bit of history to actually join in….or just don’t bother

Why does it suit me?

I wasn’t trying to take the conversation anywhere, I made one observation that I found it amusing seeing grown ups talking about joining up (which won’t happen) to fight the group referenced in the OP and that they’d only need a very small number of them to take on the whole group of youngsters.

I’m not sure what the successful fighting records of those posters (if that’s not what was meant by their history then please correct me) has to do with me finding the thought of people sitting behind their keyboard saying how ‘hard’ they are amusing.

No reflection on how well they can, or could, fight just the whole thing amusing me.

 

[Sheerwater Bee]

Why does it suit me?

I wasn’t trying to take the conversation anywhere, I made one observation that I found it amusing seeing grown ups talking about joining up (which won’t happen) to fight the group referenced in the OP and that they’d only need a very small number of them to take on the whole group of youngsters.

I’m not sure what the successful fighting records of those posters (if that’s not what was meant by their history then please correct me) has to do with me finding the thought of people sitting behind their keyboard saying how ‘hard’ they are amusing.

No reflection on how well they can, or could, fight just the whole thing amusing me.

 

[beesbees_bfc]

If you say so mate

 

[sonofabee]

If you say so mate

Do you honestly think that one of the more mature chaps was seriously offering on a public forum to arrange a fight with some nawty little oiks. That’s the

 

[A Real Mysteron]

Why does it suit me?

I wasn’t trying to take the conversation anywhere, I made one observation that I found it amusing seeing grown ups talking about joining up (which won’t happen) to fight the group referenced in the OP and that they’d only need a very small number of them to take on the whole group of youngsters.

I’m not sure what the successful fighting records of those posters (if that’s not what was meant by their history then please correct me) has to do with me finding the thought of people sitting behind their keyboard saying how ‘hard’ they are amusing.

No reflection on how well they can, or could, fight just the whole thing amusing me.

Could I recommend an interesting series of documentaries about hooliganism?
It’s called Green Street. You may also find it amusing.

 

[8corner]

The Eagles are playing Hyde Park this summer .

#justsayingiknowbacktotopic

and at the New Griffin Park on Feb 11th.

 

[Houghton Bee]

Why does it suit me?

I wasn’t trying to take the conversation anywhere, I made one observation that I found it amusing seeing grown ups talking about joining up (which won’t happen) to fight the group referenced in the OP and that they’d only need a very small number of them to take on the whole group of youngsters.

I’m not sure what the successful fighting records of those posters (if that’s not what was meant by their history then please correct me) has to do with me finding the thought of people sitting behind their keyboard saying how ‘hard’ they are amusing.

No reflection on how well they can, or could, fight just the whole thing amusing me.

Sitting behind a keyboard typing that stuff is a seriously impressive skill. Some find it hard enough facing the keys to form logical sentences.

 

[WarrenBee]

This is turning into a my Dad is bigger than your Dad thread!!

 

[sonofabee]

This is turning into a my Dad is bigger than your Dad thread!!

You can’t say that, my dads dead! You and me outside, no tools in 5 minutes.
Whatever you do don’t be a melt and get a mate to anonymously phone the OB and tell them there’s a meet and it’s all gonna kick off as they might get there and stop it happening(make sure he gives them the right time and directions if you do though as last time I actually had to fight in the end )

 

[Brentford77]

Bravo sir!

150 posts in 15 years! If they are all this good I am looking forward to next month's post already

Well, he couldn’t be accused of over egging it Madame

 

[JCMcBee]

If you say so mate

... don't bite.... and don't listen to this lot mate....they are bad men....they don't take me seriously either

 

[WarrenBee]

You can’t say that, my dads dead! You and me outside, no tools in 5 minutes.
Whatever you do don’t be a melt and get a mate to anonymously phone the OB and tell them there’s a meet and it’s all gonna kick off as they might get there and stop it happening(make sure he gives them the right time and directions if you do though as last time I actually had to fight in the end )

As it turns out, my Dad is dead as well. Still happy to meet in 5 minutes though, but perhaps we'll just have a cup of Earl Grey.

 

[Isleworth_Bee]

Why does it suit me?

I wasn’t trying to take the conversation anywhere, I made one observation that I found it amusing seeing grown ups talking about joining up (which won’t happen) to fight the group referenced in the OP and that they’d only need a very small number of them to take on the whole group of youngsters.

I’m not sure what the successful fighting records of those posters (if that’s not what was meant by their history then please correct me) has to do with me finding the thought of people sitting behind their keyboard saying how ‘hard’ they are amusing.

No reflection on how well they can, or could, fight just the whole thing amusing me.

Oh dear

 

[sonofabee]

As it turns out, my Dad is dead as well. Still happy to meet in 5 minutes though, but perhaps we'll just have a cup of Earl Grey.

Yeah but when we’re near the big boys we’ll swear a bit and call each other funny bantz names and talk about fighting, that’ll impress them

 

[WarrenBee]

Yeah but when we’re near the big boys we’ll swear a bit and call each other funny bantz names and talk about fighting, that’ll impress them

Sounds like a plan, I'm on my way.

 

[WarrenBee]

If I can't make it, do I need to send a note?

 

[sonofabee]

If I can't make it, do I need to send a note?

What’s the matter with you, it’s a tweet nowadays or insta

 

[swr22]

Calling shenanigans on that “wharf” etymology

The word wharf comes from the Old English hwearf, cognate to the Old Dutch word werf, which both evolved to mean "yard", an outdoor place where work is done, like a shipyard (Dutch: scheepswerf) or a lumberyard (Dutch: houtwerf).

Can't remember where I heard it from first. It may have been in an issue of TITS

 

[NorthamptonBee]

Your Wikipedia page says 5Ft 2"?

Actually my mistake, that's some bloke called Bill

That’s Alvaro the corner hater.

 

[Banana]

https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1483746006667862018

 

[Untouchable]

https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1483746006667862018

You mean after all that there was evidence.

Well knock me down with a feather.

 

[Banana]

You mean after all that there was evidence.

Well knock me down with a feather.

This was the home game....

 

[SmiffyBee]

This was the home game....

He missed a good game to be fair.