Alan Bennett interview

[Infatuated Bees Alter Ego]

Any questions you'd like Alan to answer ?
Interview going into the Port Vale programme, Saturday week.

 

[SammmeBee]

What's your favourite cheese......

 

[Banana]

What's your favourite colour?

 

[NorthamptonBee]

My mate KetteringBee reckons he'd have a right easy time in a one on one with you. Will you accept the challenge?

 

[FarnhamBee]

How come you don't wear glasses any more and is it difficult writing & playing football at the same time?

 

[FarnhamBee]

Do you think that IBAE was expecting serious questions to be posed in this thread?

lol

 

[Low End Bee]

Indian or Chinese?

Lager or Bitter?

Marx or Engels?

 

[Top Cat]

As he's from the 'same neck of the woods' could he ever understand a word Stephen Hunt said?

 

[Infatuated Bees Alter Ego]

As he's from the 'same neck of the woods' could he ever understand a word Stephen Hunt said?

I like that one

 

[GP200]

..............whats your favourite colour of cheese?.......................

 

[FarnhamBee]

..............whats your favourite colour of cheese?.......................

Combining questions - I like it - very efficient :yes:

 

[Infatuated Bees Alter Ego]

Should I ask him if he thinks John Halls was MOM on Tuesday ?
or if the clean sheets he promised to bring us when he first joined, are dirty yet ?

 

[GP200]

....................does it annoy you if people call you Gordon???.................

 

[Les Beeavinu]

.... have you found that cream cracker yet .....

 

[Infatuated Bees Alter Ego]

.... have you found that cream cracker yet .....

Don't understand that one ? Please explain

 

[McBee]

Will you be doing a History Boys 2?

 

[Top Cat]

Whilst Ashley's away on England duty; Cheryl Cole.... wouldya?

 

[SmiffyBee]

Would you sign my Bees shirt, with the inscription, "To Cameron, up the Bees, love Alan" ?

 

[Les Beeavinu]

Don't understand that one ? Please explain

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/A_Cream_Cracker_under_the_Settee

 

[WarrenBee]

Are you writing a new series of Talking Heads at the moment?

 

[GP200]

.....................would you like to purchase some new office furniture??.................

 

[WarrenBee]

.....................would you like to purchase some new office furniture??.................

I like your style.

 

[Top Cat]

If you had the opportunity to take action with complete impunity which referee would you chin?

 

[North London Bee]

Can he give a player's viewpoint on the Elder sending off please and the problem of using elbows for strikers and defenders

 

[fencer/bee]

wilson or phillips

 

[Ubee]

Can he give a player's viewpoint on the Elder sending off please and the problem of using elbows for strikers and defenders

 

[Kettering Bee]

My mate KetteringBee reckons he'd have a right easy time in a one on one with you. Will you accept the challenge?

Behave

 

[Bigbee]

Is your caravan better than Huntys?

 

[love and mercy]

wilson or phillips

or karleigh

 

[Infatuated Bees Alter Ego]

Thanks for all the questions.
The interview is done now.

And our Alan Bennett used to be a .......... ? (A Profession). I don't think you'll ever guess. Get the programme Saturday week and find out

 

[stevil]

wilson or phillips

Nice!

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wilson_Phillips

 

[robBEEh]

Thanks for all the questions.
The interview is done now.

And our Alan Bennett used to be a .......... ? (A Profession). I don't think you'll ever guess. Get the programme Saturday week and find out

Any chance of ringing up and asking one more? Any prospect of him scoring a goal this season for my fantasy football team?

 

[swr22]

Damn, I missed this. Did Alan think that the economy needed a Keynesian stimulus to boost overall demand and make up for the lack of private consumption, or was he more of an Austrian-school 'business cycle is self-correcting' kind of bloke?