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Alfredo Morelos

Released by Rangers was set to join Fenerbache, but it appears they were worried about his poor disciplinary record.

Probably a nono anyway now we've signed Maupay.
 

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So would we be worried about his poor disciplinary record? A non starter....
 

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Are you short of a ‘to’ there? (I can probably get round to a ‘tutus’ joke too, if requested.)
To,too,two here comes Thomas the tank with Daisy and Clarabelle rolling down the hills of Sodor on their way to somewhere quiet where Thomas,Clarabelle and Daisy can pop into the sidings and get all steamy.

Best Tutus i can come up with ?
 

Alfredo Morelos

To,too,two here comes Thomas the tank with Daisy and Clarabelle rolling down the hills of Sodor on their way to somewhere quiet where Thomas,Clarabelle and Daisy can pop into the sidings and get all steamy.

Best Tutus i can come up with ?

Annie is Thomas' second coach, not Daisy. She's a highly strung diesel locomotive who learnt the hard way that all work on Sodor is important, not just passenger services.
 

Alfredo Morelos

No No No, attacking midfielder please that can keep hold of the ball.
 

Alfredo Morelos

Annie is Thomas' second coach, not Daisy. She's a highly strung diesel locomotive who learnt the hard way that all work on Sodor is important, not just passenger services.
Who is Daisy then ?
Did they phase her out or was she
Daisy the diesel delivery truck who really wants to be a boy ?
I would love to rewrite the Thomas and Mister men books.
Mr Binge Drinker.
Mr mobile porn addict
Mr Nervous
Mr Lives with his mum.
Mr Crossdresser.
Mr TV/TS
Mr Shoplifter.
 

Alfredo Morelos

Who is Daisy then ?
Did they phase her out or was she
Daisy the diesel delivery truck who really wants to be a boy ?
I would love to rewrite the Thomas and Mister men books.
Mr Binge Drinker.
Mr mobile porn addict
Mr Nervous
Mr Lives with his mum.
Mr Crossdresser.
Mr TV/TS
Mr Shoplifter.

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Basically a bit of eye candy for the dads watching along with their kids.
 

Alfredo Morelos

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Alfredo Morelos

The poor lad is woefully out of shape and afaia is nowhere near a weakish Rangers this season.
 

Alfredo Morelos

If we were rooted in mid-table in January, about 20 points above the bottom three, then signing him would be an absolute hoot. Not knowing whether he would bang in a 30 yard thunderbastard or instigate a 22 man brawl would add a new level of interest. I see him getting our 99th minute winner against Newcastle on the last day then jumping into the West Stand.
 
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