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Bees Chants

Just thinking we should get some more songs other than the usual 4 or 5

Lets try and get one for every player
 

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1. Paul Smith

-We've got Paul Smithio You've got Fvck allio
-Paul Smith there's only one Paul Smith
-England number one, England England number one

2.Michael Dobson

im only aware of the Dobbo Dobbo Dobbo shout, lets get Dobbo a real song for a REAL bee!

maybe something along the lines of Michael Dobson is a bee, is a bee, is a bee, Michael Dobson is a bee he loves Brentford?:idea:

3. Matt Somner
Also a REAL bee, so he deserves his own chant

-Uhh Ahh we've got Matt Somner Uhh Ahh we've got Matt Somner

4.Jay Smith

(cant think of any as of yet)

5.
 

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get rid of 1-4 inclusive and we are laughing :yes:

We have a top thirty at Bees, you just have to know them all :)
 

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Brentfords top thirty should bee changed in the new year we need more songs concerning fulham.As I have a very funny feeling we might get those chaps in the next round of the cup.
 

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Brentfords alternative top thirty, of family songs, is based on airtime on the intercities back home, as well as sales, so it would take widespread agreement to change them! :D :beer:
 

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Xmas compilation

I reckon , we should record Brook Road /Braemar in full voice.Give advance warning to the game to be recorded, one which would of drawn a good gate any way.Some one must have some half decent recording kit.Knock out a few Bees numbers, put it on CD and cassette in time for Xmas .CD £.9.99 Cassette £.7.99.Surely most of the " singers " it would buy it to say to friends " wanna here me singing ? or I was in that lot " .Non singers may also wish to purchase A great Xmas present and a lasting memory,and coffers into BU !
 

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Re: Xmas compilation

Bigbee said:
I reckon , we should record Brook Road /Braemar in full voice.Give advance warning to the game to be recorded, one which would of drawn a good gate any way.Some one must have some half decent recording kit.Knock out a few Bees numbers, put it on CD and cassette in time for Xmas .CD £.9.99 Cassette £.7.99.Surely most of the " singers " it would buy it to say to friends " wanna here me singing ? or I was in that lot " .Non singers may also wish to purchase A great Xmas present and a lasting memory,and coffers into BU !
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It would require one of these though.

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Simon C said:
It would require one of these though.

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could do, or maybe do two versions, it can always be edited out, but I guess that wouldnt leave many songs left ;)
 

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got a new tune for Steve Hunt! lol

Ohh Stevie Hunt (OHH STEVIE HUNT)
He plays outwide (HE PLAYS OUTWIDE)
Ohh Stevie Hunt he plays outwide
he's got a name that sounds like a fanny
Ohh Stevie Hunt he plays outwide
 

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homerbees said:
got a new tune for Steve Hunt! lol

Ohh Stevie Hunt (OHH STEVIE HUNT)
He plays upfront (HE PLAYS UPFRONT)
Ohh Stevie Hunt he plays upfront
he's got a name that sounds like a fanny
Ohh Stevie Hunt he plays upfront
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But he plays on the wing? :confused:
 

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The wing is sort of upfront of the pitch, plus it didnt go with the song if you said wing.

Better think of another song for Hunty:idea:

changed it again!

Ohh stevie hunt
is brilliant
ohh stevie hunt is brilliant
he's should have hit martin rowlands
ohh stevie hunt is brilliant
 

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homerbees said:
The wing is sort of upfront of the pitch, plus it didnt go with the song if you said wing.

Better think of another song for Hunty:idea:
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He hates Martin Rowlands he hates Martin Rowlands La la la la ....
 

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"Oh Stevie Hunt's at Brentford, he wears a Brentford shirt,
He shops down Brentford High Street, with his girlfriend in a skirt.
He winds up Martin Rowlands, he turns him upside down
And when he plays at Loftus Road, Rowlands looks a clown!"

A quick idea from me and the missus - anyone make it better?
 

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Wee Dave said:
How about 4:

We've got Jay Smith, We've got Jay Smith :rolleyes:

doofus
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Since he will never be a first team regular, we don't need one for him! lol
 

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Using the traditional words, with a twist...

"Oh Stevie Hunt is magic, he wears a magic hat,
He plays for Brentford FC, he's such a lovely chap.
He scores with his left foot, he scores with his right,
And when he played at Loftus , he gave Rowlands a fright !"

??? :( lol
 

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''Oh Stevie Hunt is magic, he wears a magic hat,
and when he plays for Brentford he's such a lovely chap,
he dribbles down the left wing and he skins them all the time, and since he played at loftus road, he's a legend in our eyes!''

When saints go marching ...

Ohh Stevie Hunt (ohh stevie hunt),
is brilliant (is brilliant),
ohh stevie hunt is brilliant,
he should have smacked Martin Rowlands,
Oh stevie hunt is brilliant!

:rolleyes: :D
 

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How's about this ? To the tune of 'My Old Man's A Dustman'

Rowlands is a w*nker
He wears a w*nkers hat
He plays for Queens Park Rangers
And he is a f*cking tw*t
When he comes back to Brentford
He'll get a big surprise
When I sneak up upon him
And bludgeon him to death with a frying pan and p*ss in his cold, dead, lifeless eyes

Think the end needs some working on, though
 

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Mikey Bee said:
How's about this ? To the tune of 'My Old Man's A Dustman'

Rowlands is a w*nker
He wears a w*nkers hat
He plays for Queens Park Rangers
And he is a f*cking tw*t
When he comes back to Brentford
He'll get a big surprise
When I sneak up upon him
And bludgeon him to death with a frying pan and p*ss in his cold, dead, lifeless eyes

Think the end needs some working on, though
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rofl lol

Sounds fine to me Mikey.
 

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Mikey Bee said:
How's about this ? To the tune of 'My Old Man's A Dustman'

Rowlands is a w*nker
He wears a w*nkers hat
He plays for Queens Park Rangers
And he is a f*cking tw*t
When he comes back to Brentford
He'll get a big surprise
When I sneak up upon him
And bludgeon him to death with a frying pan and p*ss in his cold, dead, lifeless eyes

Think the end needs some working on, though
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No it's perfick as it is I think - don't tinker with excellence. :D
 

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How bout this for a suggestion for hunty

To the tune "Gold" by Spanduet Ballet (however you spell it)

Steven Hunt (hunt)
Always believe in your goal,
You got the power to score
Your indestrutible
Always believing

Admittedly needs working on but the ground works there to develop on
 

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Sounds good!

I would contribute but I have no talent in writing songs or poems or imaginative stuff.
 

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Stevie hunts a real bee (real bee , real bee)
Steven hunts a real bee, HE HATES ROWLANDS!

Tune is Man Utd Gary Neville song. Flame away.:D
 

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'Bees Up Fulham Down' is just the chant that keeps on giving. Who n earth would have though it would still be as relevant as ever two seasons on the trot!
 
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Mikey Bee said:
How's about this ? To the tune of 'My Old Man's A Dustman'

Rowlands is a w*nker
He wears a w*nkers hat
He plays for Queens Park Rangers
And he is a f*cking tw*t
When he comes back to Brentford
He'll get a big surprise
When I sneak up upon him
And bludgeon him to death with a frying pan and p*ss in his cold, dead, lifeless eyes

Think the end needs some working on, though
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Mate, that is an anthem! rofl
 

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wibs said:
'Bees Up Foulham Down' is just the chant that keeps on giving. Who n earth would have though it would still be as relevant as ever two seasons on the trot!
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Your 'o' from the first 'on' escaped into Fulham! :eek: Not sure where the 't' from thought got to. ;)
 

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Love the Jota chant.

He plays on the left
He plays on the right
That boy Jota makes Forshaw look *****.
 

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Saddened to see the quality of my posts haven't improved 11 years on :thetruth:

lol
 

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You find a dead rat and you think its a treat in your northern slums is by far the best chant
 

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Hullbee said:
You find a dead rat and you think its a treat in your northern slums is by far the best chant
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:yes: Proper filthy song. Most offensive. 3rd verse is my favourite... :eek: :laugh:
 

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Billy Hunt said:
:yes: Proper filthy song. Most offensive. 3rd verse is my favourite... :eek: :laugh:
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Rarely if ever song in grounds:( occasionally perhaps some bod on a train might be heard singing it
 

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Hullbee said:
Rarely if ever song in grounds:( occasionally perhaps some bod on a train might be heard singing it
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I haven't been drunk enough (or sober enough:confused: ) for a while... :blush
 

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He don't have a left , he don't have a right , that boy nick proschwitz can't play football for *****
 

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:grey:
 

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2-1

We beat The scum 2-1
 

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I do enjoy the new Jota one I must admit.

Any changes to the Celebrate like we won the cup for the visit to Cardiff?
 

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Whatever happened to we are brentford super brentford super bees we are brentford super brentford we are brentford super bees?!

I always try to teach friends that on a night out and they can never get it, not one to learn after a few swift ones
 
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