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Bees v Wolves predictions.

Based on last week and Wolves defence , I can't see us getting anything. Sorry folks.
 

Bees v Wolves predictions.

My head says 2-1 to them.

Would love a 0-0 and would be over the moon with a scrappy 1-0 win.
 

Bees v Wolves predictions.

We will get our first clean sheet .Result 0 0, 0 1,or my fancy 0 2.
 

Bees v Wolves predictions.

Think we've got a good shot at 0-0 here. Expecting some desperate defending from us but maybe the luck is beginning to turn.
 

Bees v Wolves predictions.

beebopalula said:
Based on last week and Wolves defence , I can't see us getting anything. Sorry folks.
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The Wolves defence that have let in 4 goals a day ago ?
 

Bees v Wolves predictions.

OK. This is how I see it panning out.

Apparently, Billy Wright, famous for being married to Joy Beverley of the Beverley Sisters, played football on and off for Wolverhampton Wanderers.
Add to that the fact that they are supported by Noddy Holder and one can begin to understand why the club’s supporters think so much of themselves.

On the way up to Molineux, the lads amuse themselves by singing along to "Slade in Flame” as it is shown on the bus video. On arrival, they take the piss by descending from the gleaming vehicle wearing ludicrous flares and glitter platform boots.

Big mistake.

Last to leave the bus, Tarky gives Woods an enthusiastic shove in the back and they all go down like skittles. Canos and Swift both sustain sprained ankles as their 3 inch soles get caught up in their ridiculously wide trouser bottoms.

Fifteen minutes before kick off, the Bees faithful are packing the away end and to a man are sporting fake ginger whiskers and sideboards and effecting gruff brummie accents. Buoyed up by saturday’s result, they are having a great time.

They have yet to see the team sheet. Our supporters fall silent as the makeshift team is announced just as our two red-faced loanees hobble sheepishly to the dugout and take their seats behind Lee Carsley and some other bloke.

With Sammy and Ryan Williams in the reshuffled midfield things look decidedly unbalanced and we start the game in disarray before falling prey to the usual sucker punch that has been our Achilles heel so often. At half time we are lucky to go in only one goal down.

However with two dead ball specialists in midfield, we are diving all over the place in an attempt to get free kicks. Fortunately the ref is a soft touch and an undeserved Sammy Special gets us back on equal terms.

During to the 10 minutes of time added on, Hoffman, who has been about as mobile as a Giant Canadian Redwood throughout, goes down in the area like a ton of bricks even though there was nobody anywhere near him. The lads surround the ref and under pressure he points to the spot. Kenny Jackett runs onto the pitch and is about to plant a left hook on the ref when the fourth official rugby tackles him. Jackett falls at the ref’s feet and sinks his teeth into one of the ref’s shin pads, snapping two titanium implants and some expensive bridgework. After a considerable delay, during which Jackett is tasered and finally restrained with cable ties before being carried off by the St John’s Ambulance blokes, order is eventually restored. In a final act of sarcastic cruelty, Williams taps the ball forward tempting the Wolves goalie to rush towards him; he then chips the ball over the stranded keeper.

Bees go nuts and all the ickle kiddies with wolf cub face paint burst into tears as their bewildered parents gasp “bloimay oh roillay, ow did tha appin?”

Them 1 Us 2

Later that evening, a sedated Kenny Jackett is admitted to a secure ward for his own well-being and the lads sing “Mama weer all crazee now” all the way home.
 

Bees v Wolves predictions.

beenthere said:
OK. This is how I see it panning out.

Apparently, Billy Wright, famous for being married to Joy Beverley of the Beverley Sisters, played football on and off for Wolverhampton Wanderers.
Add to that the fact that they are supported by Noddy Holder and one can begin to understand why the club’s supporters think so much of themselves.

On the way up to Molineux, the lads amuse themselves by singing along to "Slade in Flame” as it is shown on the bus video. On arrival, they take the piss by descending from the gleaming vehicle wearing ludicrous flares and glitter platform boots.

Big mistake.

Last to leave the bus, Tarky gives Woods an enthusiastic shove in the back and they all go down like skittles. Canos and Swift both sustain sprained ankles as their 3 inch soles get caught up in their ridiculously wide trouser bottoms.

Fifteen minutes before kick off, the Bees faithful are packing the away end and to a man are sporting fake ginger whiskers and sideboards and effecting gruff brummie accents. Buoyed up by saturday’s result, they are having a great time.

They have yet to see the team sheet. Our supporters fall silent as the makeshift team is announced just as our two red-faced loanees hobble sheepishly to the dugout and take their seats behind Lee Carsley and some other bloke.

With Sammy and Ryan Williams in the reshuffled midfield things look decidedly unbalanced and we start the game in disarray before falling prey to the usual sucker punch that has been our Achilles heel so often. At half time we are lucky to go in only one goal down.

However with two dead ball specialists in midfield, we are diving all over the place in an attempt to get free kicks. Fortunately the ref is a soft touch and an undeserved Sammy Special gets us back on equal terms.

During to the 10 minutes of time added on, Hoffman, who has been about as mobile as a Giant Canadian Redwood throughout, goes down in the area like a ton of bricks even though there was nobody anywhere near him. The lads surround the ref and under pressure he points to the spot. Kenny Jackett runs onto the pitch and is about to plant a left hook on the ref when the fourth official rugby tackles him. Jackett falls at the ref’s feet and sinks his teeth into one of the ref’s shin pads, snapping two titanium implants and some expensive bridgework. After a considerable delay, during which Jackett is tasered and finally restrained with cable ties before being carried off by the St John’s Ambulance blokes, order is eventually restored. In a final act of sarcastic cruelty, Williams taps the ball forward tempting the Wolves goalie to rush towards him; he then chips the ball over the stranded keeper.

Bees go nuts and all the ickle kiddies with wolf cub face paint burst into tears as their bewildered parents gasp “bloimay oh roillay, ow did tha appin?”

Them 1 Us 2

Later that evening, a sedated Kenny Jackett is admitted to a secure ward for his own well-being and the lads sing “Mama weer all crazee now” all the way home.
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:rofl:
 

Bees v Wolves predictions.

I'd be really pleased with a point but I can't see it. I think Wolves at home will be too strong for our side at the moment, specially after getting walloped by Derby on sunday.
 

Bees v Wolves predictions.

1-1 (judge AGAIN).....decent point ;) 436 bees in 20234 crowd.........no frontline again though :(
 

Bees v Wolves predictions.

They're erratic so a half decent team should be able to grab a point. But where's a half decent team when you need one? If Bees show fight and concentrate then 1-1. Otherwise 0-2.
 

Bees v Wolves predictions.

I can't wait!! All my mates in the home end and we are singing 2-0 to the super bees in the 88th min!!
 

Bees v Wolves predictions.

nick logan said:
The Wolves defence that have let in 4 goals a day ago ?
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Hope you're right but Derby will be in the mix for an auto and Wolves scored twice against them. Huge test for us but you never know. We are due a visit from Lady Luck.
 

Bees v Wolves predictions.

.................1-1...............
 

Bees v Wolves predictions.

can't see us attaining the Brazil 1970 flair but I think we can grind out a 0-0 draw through endeavour.
 

Bees v Wolves predictions.

beenthere said:
OK. This is how I see it panning out.

Apparently, Billy Wright, famous for being married to Joy Beverley of the Beverley Sisters, played football on and off for Wolverhampton Wanderers.
Add to that the fact that they are supported by Noddy Holder and one can begin to understand why the club’s supporters think so much of themselves.

On the way up to Molineux, the lads amuse themselves by singing along to "Slade in Flame” as it is shown on the bus video. On arrival, they take the piss by descending from the gleaming vehicle wearing ludicrous flares and glitter platform boots.

Big mistake.

Last to leave the bus, Tarky gives Woods an enthusiastic shove in the back and they all go down like skittles. Canos and Swift both sustain sprained ankles as their 3 inch soles get caught up in their ridiculously wide trouser bottoms.

Fifteen minutes before kick off, the Bees faithful are packing the away end and to a man are sporting fake ginger whiskers and sideboards and effecting gruff brummie accents. Buoyed up by saturday’s result, they are having a great time.

They have yet to see the team sheet. Our supporters fall silent as the makeshift team is announced just as our two red-faced loanees hobble sheepishly to the dugout and take their seats behind Lee Carsley and some other bloke.

With Sammy and Ryan Williams in the reshuffled midfield things look decidedly unbalanced and we start the game in disarray before falling prey to the usual sucker punch that has been our Achilles heel so often. At half time we are lucky to go in only one goal down.

However with two dead ball specialists in midfield, we are diving all over the place in an attempt to get free kicks. Fortunately the ref is a soft touch and an undeserved Sammy Special gets us back on equal terms.

During to the 10 minutes of time added on, Hoffman, who has been about as mobile as a Giant Canadian Redwood throughout, goes down in the area like a ton of bricks even though there was nobody anywhere near him. The lads surround the ref and under pressure he points to the spot. Kenny Jackett runs onto the pitch and is about to plant a left hook on the ref when the fourth official rugby tackles him. Jackett falls at the ref’s feet and sinks his teeth into one of the ref’s shin pads, snapping two titanium implants and some expensive bridgework. After a considerable delay, during which Jackett is tasered and finally restrained with cable ties before being carried off by the St John’s Ambulance blokes, order is eventually restored. In a final act of sarcastic cruelty, Williams taps the ball forward tempting the Wolves goalie to rush towards him; he then chips the ball over the stranded keeper.

Bees go nuts and all the ickle kiddies with wolf cub face paint burst into tears as their bewildered parents gasp “bloimay oh roillay, ow did tha appin?”

Them 1 Us 2

Later that evening, a sedated Kenny Jackett is admitted to a secure ward for his own well-being and the lads sing “Mama weer all crazee now” all the way home.
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Absolutely ridiculous........even Williams would know you can't take a second touch after a penalty until one of the opposition has touched the ball.......crazy.......
 

Bees v Wolves predictions.

badgerbee said:
Absolutely ridiculous........even Williams would know you can't take a second touch after a penalty until one of the opposition has touched the ball.......crazy.......
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Yeh, but that ref, he was really flakey. Hence the cruelty of it all. And a win's a win after all. that's why Kenny Jackett ends up in a secure ward.
 
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Bees v Wolves predictions.

Late Bees equaliser. 1-1, fantastic light show expected :rolleyes:
 

Bees v Wolves predictions.

Can we deal with Le Fondre and Afobe? I fear not.

Them 3-1 Us.

Judge puts us 1 up as well.
 

Bees v Wolves predictions.

Jees, I'm really looking forward to traveling up there Wednesday based on the predictions on this thread :(
 

Bees v Wolves predictions.

2-0 at least
 

Bees v Wolves predictions.

Comfortable 0-3 result. They are shat! Up the bees
 

Bees v Wolves predictions.

3-1 to Wolves
 

Bees v Wolves predictions.

a nice easy 3-1 to the Bees, all 3 goals in the first 15 minutes from us...
 

Bees v Wolves predictions.

Saturday we got a result with a marginal improvement so Wednesday we improve sufficiently to get a clean sheet so 0-0 for me provided Toums starts. I am insanely optimistic about Charlton away - we can't keep playing pants every time I go there.
 

Bees v Wolves predictions.

I will be delighted with a point, but can't see it.

Wolves 3-1 Bees.
 

Bees v Wolves predictions.

cos im now going, changing my prediction to 1-0 us (still judge !) ;) probably3-0 them though lol
 

Bees v Wolves predictions.

It's pretty grim reading on here but it is difficult to disagree. Here's hoping though that we build on the more promising aspects of Saturday.
 

Bees v Wolves predictions.

an improvement on derby but still a narrow defeat
we will win 1-0 at charlton
 

Bees v Wolves predictions.

Wolves are being massively over estimated on here. If we win we'll be one point behind them, I don't think its unreasonable to expect a point.
 

Bees v Wolves predictions.

Full Metal Jacket said:
I do.

Wolves 4 Brentford 0
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Afobe is a good striker and I think MacDonald is a good player but who else do they have to strike fear into our hearts? Derby and boro are much better sides and neither of those whacked us by 4 goals.
 
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