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Bees v Wolves predictions.

Well im at a loss to see where this game is going to end up......................... 1-1 IMO and the poor form continues :(
 

Bees v Wolves predictions.

.................1-1.........the rot is stopped............
 

Bees v Wolves predictions.

0-0
 

Bees v Wolves predictions.

Bees win 2-1 and I stop waking up in wet bedsheets.
 

Bees v Wolves predictions.

Not a clue if we score two (can't see how). but then we might scrape a win. After all we will surely gift them one.
 

Bees v Wolves predictions.

3-0 bees...

Panic put on hold as bees play the dingles off the park

??
 

Bees v Wolves predictions.

My work associate, who's a Wolves fan, says they are absolutely sh1te at the minute. I said he's not seen us play lately either.

I'm going for a crazy 4-3 Bees.
 

Bees v Wolves predictions.

if he plays the same team as saturday, nailed on 2-0 defeat :( if he comes to his senses and actually puts a team out without KK and Vibe we might scrape a draw 1-1.........im not hopeful and nor are most of the 9576 present and that includes the wolves there too (1566).........horrible game but we need to show a bit of fight
 

Bees v Wolves predictions.

For me we need to score 2...................... Cant see us keeping a clean sheet atm.
 

Bees v Wolves predictions.

1-0 us.

But will take a Judge screamer, a pen (Judge fouled and he steps up to score the pen) or an own goal (from a Judge cross).
 

Bees v Wolves predictions.

MB's gone missing; last seen late on Thursday night just down the road from the Midtjylland Stadium, dancing bare-chested on the snow covered frozen surface of the Fulsang Sø,

Rasmus, essentially a teetotal cyborg, had been down to the dressing room to congratulate the lads, and had then popped by Van Gaal's hotel for a sportsmanlike tomato juice with the weirdly tonsured Dutchman. With RA and LVG in the same room, it was like a drug crazed hairdresser's nightmare.

This nightcap had been followed by a little light reading of software manuals and then lights out at 23.00. Next morning he was awoken early by an anxious call from Deano notifying him of the missing Moneyball Moneybags.

Deano panics. "Without Matthew, who gets the beers in after the match?"
RA's reply sounds callous, but is horribly to the point; "More importantly Smith, who signs the cheques for all new loan players we need? We can't go through to May with the current bunch of cockwombles turning out every week." (His command of English is admirable.).

Quite frankly, since the Derby game RA is starting to wish that Deano would disappear.

Back in Denmark, it's like something out of a Saturday night "Nordic Noir" on BBC4. Inscrutable, but hot, blonde lady police detectives drive all over in perfectly preserved 70s sportscars. Vulnerable, but hot, blonde lady police detectives in fur trimmed parkas struggle through the arctic darkness in knee high snow. Troubled, but hot, blond lady police detectives in dodgy sweaters shine torches into damp disused factories. But nowhere is there a trace of the main man...

...Round the back of the Trafford Halford's, just a stone's throw from the hilariously named "Theatre of Dreams", muffled cries come from the boot of an anonymous, beaten up Cavalier. Bound and gagged, MB struggles unsuccessfully to free himself from the gaffer tape...

...Monday morning and Rasmus wakes early from a fitful sleep, on his way to the kahzi, he spots an envelope on the frog themed, "welcome to our pad" doormat. Within it a note crudely scrawled, warning of fatal consequences if FC Midtjylland do not throw the return leg against United...

...Back in Denmark the search widens. Without any of the usual ludicrously co-incidental events or plot flaws so helpful in fictional crime drama, the grim, but hot, blond lady police detectives are at a loss...

...Midday Tuesday in Trafford, Wayne Rooney pops into Halfords for some retreads for the Ford Ka he still favours above the Bentley. While two spotty youths get to work he wanders round the back for a piss. As his fetid urine beats against an old Duckham's 20/50 drum he hears the now feeble grunts from within the Cavalier...

(to be continued, err, probably not)

Anyway that's enough excitement, back to the tedium of this next match match.

Two bunches of deadbeats equally as bad as each other slog it out on a wet night. We scrape a win due to an own goal by them and everyone cheers up a bit.

Us 1 - them 0

Hot, blond lady police detectives 10/10
 

Bees v Wolves predictions.

Bees v Wolves predictions.

..........................my brother is Wolves through and through, ever since the pre European Cup games in the 1950s - surely we can't both be unhappy with whatever the result is?....................so it's a 1-1 or 2-2 for me..........................
 

Bees v Wolves predictions.

To"s very odd, but people with a long-term psychic connection to this club drop the embittered, defensive, triumphalism and go all philosophical like, warmly droning on about the "ye Good Olde Oulden Times" when the team and our best players are doing not too vvell. Sorry too awaken you from your golden reveries of those distant days before we appeared as a feeder club for what sounds like a distant team of Misty Mountain Dwarves, but I am convinced we will win tonight. 3-1, 3-2. Our hazy dreams of yore smashed by the floodlights of Reality. Yum yum yummy Yam Yams.
 
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Bees v Wolves predictions.

If we set up as we did Saturday then I fear more of the same, we're far to easy to play against, if we don't get some grit in the midfield and give our back 4 some protection we will concede easily again. Confidence is on the floor, hope Smith has them up for this massive game, one of our more 'winnable' in recent weeks/months.
I'll go 1-0 bees, nervous and far from perfect but it's all about the points tonight.
 

Bees v Wolves predictions.

Since the start of the year, we have taken 4 points from 8 league games scoring 8 goals (of which 3 were against Preston), Wolves have taken 9 points from 8 games scoring 9 goals.(of which 2 wins were the first two league games of the year)
Two teams very low on confidence, who can not score goals, so 1-0 home win providing we have the bottle and heart to hold out. (Conceded 6 goals beyond 80th minute in our last 4 games and goals +89 mins in our last three)
Otherwise 5-4 !
 

Bees v Wolves predictions.

Unless he puts a side out that will be on the front foot from the start then i can see a narrow pathetic defeat, i hope i am wrong ! come on smith give me back some faith in you as a manager.
 

Bees v Wolves predictions.

Using a scientific formula of A+B (A being that the law of averages says Judge can't score every game and B being that we're not very good at football) I conclude that tonight will end in a regrettable 2-0 defeat. 3-0 if Fermat's last theorem applies at corners, free kicks and sudden counter attacks. :sad:
 

Bees v Wolves predictions.

I just want to see some balls out there. Lets have some grit about us and press this lot from the start.
 

Bees v Wolves predictions.

I can't afford to do both games as it's cost me a fair bit to pay up front for the minibus for the Old Trafford trip for Thursday game. I'm hoping my absence will bring us some luck and I'm going for a scrappy 1-0 for the mighty Bees..
 

Bees v Wolves predictions.

We're well overdue a home win (not since 19th December).

Scrappy 1-0 us.
 

Bees v Wolves predictions.

Gloom continues........... Bees 0 Wolves 2
 

Bees v Wolves predictions.

We will win 3-1 going in at half time 2 nil up.

As my fulham supporting girlfriend is attending (in the hope to turn her from one of them to a bee), I hope she turns the luck around and if we win - she is coming to our next game too!
 

Bees v Wolves predictions.

ladbroke said:
We will win 3-1 going in at half time 2 nil up.

As my fulham supporting girlfriend is attending (in the hope to turn her from one of them to a bee), I hope she turns the luck around and if we win - she is coming to our next game too!
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Are you the leader of the BDSM cult?
 

Bees v Wolves predictions.

3 -3
Harlee equalises in injury time.
 

Bees v Wolves predictions.

Anything can happen who knows, but we stand a better chance without KK or Mcechran starting imo. If that happens a draw or 2-1 win, if not then normal service is resumed.
 

Bees v Wolves predictions.

1-0 Yennaris in the 3rd minute followed by 87+ minutes of time-wasting.
 

Bees v Wolves predictions.

Two teams with not much to play for. Neither side will finish in the top six now, and only need to average one point per game to avoid the dreaded drop, so I'm going for 1-1.
 

Bees v Wolves predictions.

both teams have

A) no motivation
B) no confidence

So either somethings got to give and it'll be a pulsating 2-1 either way....
Or 0-0 and both teams booed off the pitch in disgrace...
 

Bees v Wolves predictions.

Clean sheet at last:

Brentford 0 Wolves 0

An assembly of 8991 are bored witless by the drab fare.
 

Bees v Wolves predictions.

We might sneak this. Fingers crossed I might see bees put see some tackles in around the midfield area.
 

Bees v Wolves predictions.

I think we are going to win tonight
 
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