Caption Competition: Part Three

[Banshee Mildew]

 

[Brickie Chap]

I'm sure I've just seen my mate Roy

 

[Les Beeavinu]

I can only think of one reason why someone needs a camera that big.

 

[ineedtherapbee]

Sheeeeeeet err lad ive got this giant weird looking champagne bottle super glued to me nipple like.........anyone got something to loosen me nipple out of this bad boy?

 

[Gee Bee]

"My ones bigger than your one"

 

[paulmaddy]

Sh*t, did one of our strikers just score?

 

[rebus]

I can only think of one reason why someone needs a camera that big.

lol

 

[Nigel Brooks]

Rumours of Chapman's 'big one' brings crowds back to Griffin Park.

0r

Female fans left disappointed again when Chapman reveals his 12 incher.

 

[fencer/bee]

sh*T where's knight gone.......

 

[Simon C]

You guys do know there's no camera on the end of that thing? He just found it in a skip once and uses it to blag his way into football matches.

 

[IsleofWight_Bee]

Sh*t!! I'm at the wrong f*cking ground again!

 

[Bigbee]

This is the only way I get to shoot from a big one .I think mines bigger than FB's ,so nur !

 

[shaggy]

I'm sure I saw that curtain twitch in the flats behind the Wendy House... I wonder if it was that bird with the big ...

 

[JBN]

Whos got the instructions for this idiot proof camera?

 

[Edmundo]

Even with his telephoto lens, Chapman couldn't get close enough to shoot Britton.

 

[WarrenBee]

What the f**k am I doing at Charlton when Brentford are at home to Swansea?

 

[pandora]

Amazing I just kept this thermos close to my chest and walked in to ground and they even let me sit by the pitch

 

[Rod Gowers]

Thinks Mark: "Now all I have to do is buy issues number 2 to number 854 of 'Dr Who magazine' and I'll have me a whole Dalek."