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Bigbee

Bigbee

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Cat wanted

deceased feline Brentfords sister joined her in mouse heaven on Weds .

We're upset,but life moves on .My young son hasnt had a kitten and the cats were getting pretty knackered when he grew old enough to take notice .So,I'll be looking for a pair of kittens around beginning August .If any one has or knows some one who may have them ready about this time please let me know.Then we can play a game thinking of names! ;)
 

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Mate who lives in Marlow had a hard time getting a cat. Seems people don't just dump them everywhere anymore.

There's about 50 in the car park outside my office but I guess that's not much use.
 

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Carri Bee Un said:
Mate who lives in Marlow had a hard time getting a cat. Seems people don't just dump them everywhere anymore.

There's about 50 in the car park outside my office but I guess that's not much use.
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I think I know the reason for lack of availability of moggies, a cat isnt just for Xmas, theres some one cooking one every day of the year ,sweet sour sauce ?
 

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Proper Hounslow pirate cat.
 

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Why would anyone want a cat :confused: Unless it's for target practice.
 

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Tsk Tsk...

Could try the local papers.

Bigbee said:
I think I know the reason for lack of availability of moggies, a cat isnt just for Xmas, theres some one cooking one every day of the year ,sweet sour sauce ?
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I've threatened mine with that a couple of times :D
 

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Strange this should come back to the top today. I'm ****ing fuming about cats today. Charlotte was watching some other kids washing a car outside our house this afternoon. She toddles off on the lawn and comes back with her feet covered in cat sh*t. Next one I see in my garden front or back is going to regret it. :mad: :mad: :mad:
 

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Alex said:
Strange this should come back to the top today. I'm ****ing fuming about cats today. Charlotte was watching some other kids washing a car outside our house this afternoon. She toddles off on the lawn and comes back with her feet covered in cat sh*t. Next one I see in my garden front or back is going to regret it. :mad: :mad: :mad:
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:nono: Mr Alex.

Cats are lovely. I love cats. They are the best.

I have trodden in dirty dog sh*t millions of times. I have never trodden in lovely cat poo.

You must be more tolerant.

:wave:
 

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You can have ours as one of them has just puked on the carpet....Nice start to the day...
 

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it's good to have mates eh !

Walshie said:
:nono: Mr Alex.

Cats are lovely. I love cats. They are the best.

I have trodden in dirty dog sh*t millions of times. I have never trodden in lovely cat poo.

You must be more tolerant.

:wave:
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posted at 01.50hrs today by the person who sent me the following e-mail this a.m. in response to me querying whether his previous e-mail to me was actually sent at 01.40hrs ...........

"I tell you what.

I do not remember sending this email last night. I think I must have been a little drunk. It looks pretty coherent too.

I remember coming into the office to do some paperwork but don't remember sending any emails. I better check my sent items."

lol lol Morning Walshie :wave:
 

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Bee H said:
posted at 01.50hrs today by the person who sent me the following e-mail this a.m. in response to me querying whether his previous e-mail to me was actually sent at 01.40hrs ...........

"I tell you what.

I do not remember sending this email last night. I think I must have been a little drunk. It looks pretty coherent too.

I remember coming into the office to do some paperwork but don't remember sending any emails. I better check my sent items."

lol lol Morning Walshie :wave:
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I honestly do not remember typing that message :(
 

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Walshie said:
:nono: Mr Alex.

Cats are lovely. I love cats. They are the best.

I have trodden in dirty dog sh*t millions of times. I have never trodden in lovely cat poo.

You must be more tolerant.

:wave:
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Dog sh*t would be just as bad but dogs do not trespass and dig up my garden sh*tting everywhere.

I have never trodden on any lovely poo, it's all far from lovely. I am sure that toxoplasmosis isn't lovely.

My tolerance wears very thin when it comes to things that may harm Charlotte.
 

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Alex said:
Dog sh*t would be just as bad but dogs do not trespass and dig up my garden sh*tting everywhere.

I have never trodden on any lovely poo, it's all far from lovely. I am sure that toxoplasmosis isn't lovely.

My tolerance wears very thin when it comes to things that may harm Charlotte.
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Fair comment.

Although the best thing to do is to get a cat.

They do not sh*t in their own garden, and their scent keeps other cats away from your garden.

This could be total b***ocks, but it sounds good.

I personally think dogs smell. And they do that horrible thing where they lift their hind legs up and drag themselves along the carpet with their front legs, thus depositing dogbum residue all over the place. And they hump your legs. Dogs are just plain bad.
 

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Cats are sh1t !

Walshie said:
Fair comment.

Although the best thing to do is to get a cat.

They do not sh*t in their own garden, and their scent keeps other cats away from your garden.

This could be total b***ocks, but it sounds good.
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Total b***ocks, one of the two useless b1oody cat things that 'er indoors has regularly dumps on our back lawn. In fact, the only time it ventures out of our garden is when I take the water gun or a size 11 boot to it ! The other cat pi55es for England in the gardens of the neighbouring properties which leads to their cats trying to repeat the exercise in ours :mad:.

Cats are a feckin waste of time, money and space imho

Walshie said:
I personally think dogs smell. And they do that horrible thing where they lift their hind legs up and drag themselves along the carpet with their front legs, thus depositing dogbum residue all over the place. And they hump your legs. Dogs are just plain bad.
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Yes they smell
That thing they do indicates worms I believe
Sick joke - how do you stop a dog humping your leg ? pick it up and suck it's dick ! :drunk: :nono:

Are there any pets that are of any use ? :scratch:
 
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My missus got a cat from Battersea Dogs Home of all places... they had loads looking for rehoming. Worth giving them a visit.
 

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Bee H said:
how do you stop a dog humping your leg ? pick it up and suck it's dick ! :drunk: :nono:
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lol eerrrhhhhh its to early for that man!! :drunk:
 

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nocoat said:
lol eerrrhhhhh its to early for that man!! :drunk:
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Why what time of day would you normally suck off a dog? :nono:
 

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Ive had some right old dogs suck me off :eek: Why oh why did I have to marry one of them ? :( :confused:
 
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