Simon T
Bees Up Fulham Down
Chairman's statement
Bee H said:copy advert taken from the Altonwood Group Employee Newsletter ;
"SITUATIONS VACANT"
C.E.O. required for an Altonwood subsidary, Brentford F.C. Limited.
Apparently they're a football club (c'mon Palace) and our great leader has made sh1t loads of tax relief out of them in recent years. There's potential to stitch the Club up even further if the people currently trying to run it do actually succeed in progressing a new stadium. We need a good Altonwood person in the Club to keep us fully abreast of the day to day developments so our great Messiah can move back in whenever he wants.
The great thing about this position is that if you f*ck up, you can spew bullsh1t a'plenty and lie through your back teeth and your fellow Directors & Management will gloss everything over as they don't want the boat rocked or their salary, G&T's or Cup Final tickets threatened.
The supporters say this and say that but it's such a nice friendly place that there's rarely any violence so basically you can do what you like there.
Appealing ? If so, grovel to RGN's office like crazy and we'll see"
Good news Bee H, I think I know the perfect candidate

