Confession: Breaking The Code

Roman Bee

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Confession: Breaking The Code

Everton away.
I am partaking in an activity, usually reserved for women and prosecco, with 10 other lads (not chaps).
Bottomless brunch 12-2pm including steak and chips.
I am truly sorry and will try to make it up to you all.
Obviously, if we win, then i will make this a mainstay of my football life (until we lose) and would sheepishly encourage you all to do the same.
If we lose then it is entirely my fault.
 

Confession: Breaking The Code

Roman Bee said:
Everton away.
I am partaking in an activity, usually reserved for women and prosecco, with 10 other lads (not chaps).
Bottomless brunch 12-2pm including steak and chips.
I am truly sorry and will try to make it up to you all.
Obviously, if we win, then i will make this a mainstay of my football life (until we lose) and would sheepishly encourage you all to do the same.
If we lose then it is entirely my fault.
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I’m confused. Is Prosecco involved or not? Or is this just endless food, which might be considered cheating on an industrial scale by some?
 

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LostBee said:
Mate, this is really bad.

I narrowly avoided getting a hiding for drinking a Long Island Iced Tea at Bournemouth away.
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? Is someone keeping tabs on the top 100 posts ever on the GPG?
 

Confession: Breaking The Code

Roman Bee said:
Everton away.
I am partaking in an activity, usually reserved for women and prosecco, with 10 other lads (not chaps).
Bottomless brunch 12-2pm including steak and chips.
I am truly sorry and will try to make it up to you all.
Obviously, if we win, then i will make this a mainstay of my football life (until we lose) and would sheepishly encourage you all to do the same.
If we lose then it is entirely my fault.
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Love it! Enjoy the Igor last minute winner
 

Confession: Breaking The Code

Roman Bee said:
Everton away.
I am partaking in an activity, usually reserved for women and prosecco, with 10 other lads (not chaps).
Bottomless brunch 12-2pm including steak and chips.
I am truly sorry and will try to make it up to you all.
Obviously, if we win, then i will make this a mainstay of my football life (until we lose) and would sheepishly encourage you all to do the same.
If we lose then it is entirely my fault.
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Thought you knew where the good jokes thread was? ??
 

Confession: Breaking The Code

Having visited many of these bottomless bunch places with food inspectors I suggest you prepare well as you will be watching most of the gsme from a cubical. Hand sanitiser will be a must, bring your own bog roll and something to wedge the door shut. Truly wouldn’t wish that experience on anyone and I would urge you to rethink your battle plans.
 

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Don't sweat it, three points incoming.

This is what I had the morning of our win away at Citeh. Got a load of stick for it off the lads, didn't care when we were sinking a million beers in celebration!
 

Confession: Breaking The Code

RAF_Patto said:
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Don't sweat it, three points incoming.

This is what I had the morning of our win away at Citeh. Got a load of stick for it off the lads, didn't care when we were sinking a million beers in celebration!
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The plate looks filthy hope your ok honey
 

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I feel sorry for you all - finding some great food before a game of football is one of life’s great pleasures. Part of my heart will always be in a great Italian restaurant in Chesterfield.
 

Confession: Breaking The Code

Buddy hell my ten year old has just had his 3rd can of Bow and thrown half his bacon sarnie away.
He will need a pee in 10 minutes.
 

Confession: Breaking The Code

RAF_Patto said:
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Don't sweat it, three points incoming.

This is what I had the morning of our win away at Citeh. Got a load of stick for it off the lads, didn't care when we were sinking a million beers in celebration!
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Next time bring it up here and we'll deep fry the bastard to add some flavour ??
 

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@Roman Bee how was the all you can eat goodison gut buster
 

Confession: Breaking The Code

Lionel Bart-At said:
And was that a decent enough result for him to be ordered to repeat the challenge every week?
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If he tried it around Hounslow there is a strong possibility he would end up in hospital
 

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Confession : I did have a packet of ready salted crisps during the match.
 

Confession: Breaking The Code

Hullbee said:
@Roman Bee are you ok???

I am genuinely concerned your failure to listen to my advice has resulted in something dreadful happening to you
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Thank you for your concern. No obvious ill effects from the brunch, although any may have been masked by the fact I was drinking from 10am to 4am.
Perfect result for me as I won't have to do it again and we didn't lose.
 

Confession: Breaking The Code

Roman Bee said:
Thank you for your concern. No obvious ill effects from the brunch, although any may have been masked by the fact I was drinking from 10am to 4am.
Perfect result for me as I won't have to do it again and we didn't lose.
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Ok I therefore deduce from your like of sickness that your gut is used to germs and rank hygiene practices……????.
 
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