Dear New Manager

[absenteebee]

I don't know who you are, but just in case you may read this...
I just wanted to let you know, who ever you are, you will have my full backing...
There will be some on here, who will not like you and will say we should have had so and so...
Don't worry about them...
They'll say we should have got Martin Allen back...
They'll say we should have given Nicky Forster more of a chance...
You may well have read some of the other nonsense posted on here - please don't let that put you off...
Your Missus might not want to move to this area - please don't let that put you off...
The opportunity you have here is a once in a lifetime...
YOU can go down in folklore...
YOU can take us to places we have never been before...
Most of us have had one season in the second tier... a few in the fourth... but sh*tloads in the third...
Take us into the Championship and keep us there and you will be worshipped forever and forever amen...
Everything is being set up behind the scenes here for happy days ahead...
We have a development squad... you probably won't have to look after that completely, but if any West London Lionel Messis come out of it, you can pick them for your XI...
We have a few bob to spend when other teams are cutting their playing budgets...
If London Premier League teams want to loan out their best players, where best to send them? To us of course...
Such an opportunity...
We've been waiting a long time for you...
Come on, sign on the dotted line...
It will be the best decision of your life...
xx

 

[Salford Bee]

I don't know who you are, but just in case you may read this...
I just wanted to let you know, who ever you are, you will have my full backing...
There will be some on here, who will not like you and will say we should have had so and so...
Don't worry about them...
They'll say we should have got Martin Allen back...
They'll say we should have given Nicky Forster more of a chance...
You may well have read some of the other nonsense posted on here - please don't let that put you off...
Your Missus might not want to move to this area - please don't let that put you off...
The opportunity you have here is a once in a lifetime...
YOU can go down in folklore...
YOU can take us to places we have never been before...
Most of us have had one season in the second tier... a few in the fourth... but sh*tloads in the third...
Take us into the Championship and keep us there and you will be worshipped forever and forever amen...
Everything is being set up behind the scenes here for happy days ahead...
We have a development squad... you probably won't have to look after that completely, but if any West London Lionel Messis come out of it, you can pick them for your XI...
We have a few bob to spend when other teams are cutting their playing budgets...
If London Premier League teams want to loan out their best players, where best to send them? To us of course...
Such an opportunity...
We've been waiting a long time for you...
Come on, sign on the dotted line...
It will be the best decision of your life...
xx

Agree fully.

 

[Paul USA]

Gaffer here

Thank You ! (But my application was rejected)

 

[wayfarer172]

I don't know who you are, but just in case you may read this...
I just wanted to let you know, who ever you are, you will have my full backing...
There will be some on here, who will not like you and will say we should have had so and so...
Don't worry about them...
They'll say we should have got Martin Allen back...
They'll say we should have given Nicky Forster more of a chance...
You may well have read some of the other nonsense posted on here - please don't let that put you off...
Your Missus might not want to move to this area - please don't let that put you off...
The opportunity you have here is a once in a lifetime...
YOU can go down in folklore...
YOU can take us to places we have never been before...
Most of us have had one season in the second tier... a few in the fourth... but sh*tloads in the third...
Take us into the Championship and keep us there and you will be worshipped forever and forever amen...
Everything is being set up behind the scenes here for happy days ahead...
We have a development squad... you probably won't have to look after that completely, but if any West London Lionel Messis come out of it, you can pick them for your XI...
We have a few bob to spend when other teams are cutting their playing budgets...
If London Premier League teams want to loan out their best players, where best to send them? To us of course...
Such an opportunity...
We've been waiting a long time for you...
Come on, sign on the dotted line...
It will be the best decision of your life...
xx

That was simply beautiful, sniff, sniff.

 

[Apinae]

Great stuff I I back you too whoever you are. And will help in anyway I can but then u know that.

 

[south coast bees]

I don't know who you are, but just in case you may read this...
I just wanted to let you know, who ever you are, you will have my full backing...
There will be some on here, who will not like you and will say we should have had so and so...
Don't worry about them...
They'll say we should have got Martin Allen back...
They'll say we should have given Nicky Forster more of a chance...
You may well have read some of the other nonsense posted on here - please don't let that put you off...
Your Missus might not want to move to this area - please don't let that put you off...
The opportunity you have here is a once in a lifetime...
YOU can go down in folklore...
YOU can take us to places we have never been before...
Most of us have had one season in the second tier... a few in the fourth... but sh*tloads in the third...
Take us into the Championship and keep us there and you will be worshipped forever and forever amen...
Everything is being set up behind the scenes here for happy days ahead...
We have a development squad... you probably won't have to look after that completely, but if any West London Lionel Messis come out of it, you can pick them for your XI...
We have a few bob to spend when other teams are cutting their playing budgets...
If London Premier League teams want to loan out their best players, where best to send them? To us of course...
Such an opportunity...
We've been waiting a long time for you...
Come on, sign on the dotted line...
It will be the best decision of your life...
xx

 

[Big Seb]

I've had six years of second tier supporting 49-54 and the one Blunstone season, long time waiting for the promised land, any one know what percentage of the time since 1920 to the present we have spent in the 2nd tier?

 

[8corner]

I don't know who you are, but just in case you may read this...
I just wanted to let you know, who ever you are, you will have my full backing...
There will be some on here, who will not like you and will say we should have had so and so...
Don't worry about them...
They'll say we should have got Martin Allen back...
They'll say we should have given Nicky Forster more of a chance...
You may well have read some of the other nonsense posted on here - please don't let that put you off...
Your Missus might not want to move to this area - please don't let that put you off...
The opportunity you have here is a once in a lifetime...
YOU can go down in folklore...
YOU can take us to places we have never been before...
Most of us have had one season in the second tier... a few in the fourth... but sh*tloads in the third...
Take us into the Championship and keep us there and you will be worshipped forever and forever amen...
Everything is being set up behind the scenes here for happy days ahead...
We have a development squad... you probably won't have to look after that completely, but if any West London Lionel Messis come out of it, you can pick them for your XI...
We have a few bob to spend when other teams are cutting their playing budgets...
If London Premier League teams want to loan out their best players, where best to send them? To us of course...
Such an opportunity...
We've been waiting a long time for you...
Come on, sign on the dotted line...
It will be the best decision of your life...
xx

Hello Andrew

Agree entirely btw. Spot on.

 

[maddogging]

New gaffer, you are sh*t (just getting you prepared)

 

[wanderer paul]

New gaffer, you are sh*t (just getting you prepared)

Short. Simple. Sweet. (ignore the bit in brackets)

All the above are just soppy dough eyed 11 year olds :grey:

Do the job properly and under out guidance or don't bother coming......... :horns:

 

[NorthamptonBee]

I sort of agree but then if he is an arrogant and sh*t waanker then I'm out.

 

[Houghton Bee]

I sort of agree but then if he is a sh*t waanker then I'm out.

I'm more interested in his management abilities then his masturbation abilities.

 

[NorthamptonBee]

I'm more interested in his management abilities then his masturbation abilities.

I think that's more important than you think, I reckon a recently departed manager should have knocked one out and calmed down before his press conferences.

 

[jharvey85]

Great stuff I I back you too whoever you are. And will help in anyway I can but then u know that.

Oh he does, does he? Care to give us any clues as to who he might be?

 

[cheshirebee]

I don't know who you are, but just in case you may read this...
I just wanted to let you know, who ever you are, you will have my full backing...
There will be some on here, who will not like you and will say we should have had so and so...
Don't worry about them...
They'll say we should have got Martin Allen back...
They'll say we should have given Nicky Forster more of a chance...
You may well have read some of the other nonsense posted on here - please don't let that put you off...
Your Missus might not want to move to this area - please don't let that put you off...
The opportunity you have here is a once in a lifetime...
YOU can go down in folklore...
YOU can take us to places we have never been before...
Most of us have had one season in the second tier... a few in the fourth... but sh*tloads in the third...
Take us into the Championship and keep us there and you will be worshipped forever and forever amen...
Everything is being set up behind the scenes here for happy days ahead...
We have a development squad... you probably won't have to look after that completely, but if any West London Lionel Messis come out of it, you can pick them for your XI...
We have a few bob to spend when other teams are cutting their playing budgets...
If London Premier League teams want to loan out their best players, where best to send them? To us of course...
Such an opportunity...
We've been waiting a long time for you...
Come on, sign on the dotted line...
It will be the best decision of your life...
xx

Oh, and please get the dug outs moved back to Braemar Road. This above all else will make you a true legend.

 

[TW3Bee]

I don't know who you are, but just in case you may read this...
I just wanted to let you know, who ever you are, you will have my full backing...
There will be some on here, who will not like you and will say we should have had so and so...
Don't worry about them...
They'll say we should have got Martin Allen back...
They'll say we should have given Nicky Forster more of a chance...
You may well have read some of the other nonsense posted on here - please don't let that put you off...
Your Missus might not want to move to this area - please don't let that put you off...
The opportunity you have here is a once in a lifetime...
YOU can go down in folklore...
YOU can take us to places we have never been before...
Most of us have had one season in the second tier... a few in the fourth... but sh*tloads in the third...
Take us into the Championship and keep us there and you will be worshipped forever and forever amen...
Everything is being set up behind the scenes here for happy days ahead...
We have a development squad... you probably won't have to look after that completely, but if any West London Lionel Messis come out of it, you can pick them for your XI...
We have a few bob to spend when other teams are cutting their playing budgets...
If London Premier League teams want to loan out their best players, where best to send them? To us of course...
Such an opportunity...
We've been waiting a long time for you...
Come on, sign on the dotted line...
It will be the best decision of your life...
xx

100%

 

[taxi driver]

Dear new manager,

If perchance you have met Trevor Inns please,please,please do not think we are all like him.

Regards

t.d.x.x.x.

 

[8 Bee]

Oh, and please get the dug outs moved back to Braemar Road. This above all else will make you a true legend.

Please ignore that request and allow the superior football wisdom of the New Roaders to be conveyed to you on match days to assist in your quest for glory.

The banter is good too.

 

[Bigbee]

I don't know who you are, but just in case you may read this...
I just wanted to let you know, who ever you are, you will have my full backing...
There will be some on here, who will not like you and will say we should have had so and so...
Don't worry about them...
They'll say we should have got Martin Allen back...
They'll say we should have given Nicky Forster more of a chance...
You may well have read some of the other nonsense posted on here - please don't let that put you off...
Your Missus might not want to move to this area - please don't let that put you off...
The opportunity you have here is a once in a lifetime...
YOU can go down in folklore...
YOU can take us to places we have never been before...
Most of us have had one season in the second tier... a few in the fourth... but sh*tloads in the third...
Take us into the Championship and keep us there and you will be worshipped forever and forever amen...
Everything is being set up behind the scenes here for happy days ahead...
We have a development squad... you probably won't have to look after that completely, but if any West London Lionel Messis come out of it, you can pick them for your XI...
We have a few bob to spend when other teams are cutting their playing budgets...
If London Premier League teams want to loan out their best players, where best to send them? To us of course...
Such an opportunity...
We've been waiting a long time for you...
Come on, sign on the dotted line...
It will be the best decision of your life...
If its August and your still reading this post I will be a bit worried
xx

I added another line

 

[BedfontRed]

I don't know who you are, but just in case you may read this...
I just wanted to let you know, who ever you are, you will have my full backing...
There will be some on here, who will not like you and will say we should have had so and so...
Don't worry about them...
They'll say we should have got Martin Allen back...
They'll say we should have given Nicky Forster more of a chance...
You may well have read some of the other nonsense posted on here - please don't let that put you off...
Your Missus might not want to move to this area - please don't let that put you off...
The opportunity you have here is a once in a lifetime...
YOU can go down in folklore...
YOU can take us to places we have never been before...
Most of us have had one season in the second tier... a few in the fourth... but sh*tloads in the third...
Take us into the Championship and keep us there and you will be worshipped forever and forever amen...
Everything is being set up behind the scenes here for happy days ahead...
We have a development squad... you probably won't have to look after that completely, but if any West London Lionel Messis come out of it, you can pick them for your XI...
We have a few bob to spend when other teams are cutting their playing budgets...
If London Premier League teams want to loan out their best players, where best to send them? To us of course...
Such an opportunity...
We've been waiting a long time for you...
Come on, sign on the dotted line...
It will be the best decision of your life...
xx

Scott Out!!!!

 

[rockstar_sheep]

Beautiful words, emotional doesn't cover it!! Agree fully

 

[AdzBfc]

I think he might throw up reading that. Emotional all the same.

 

[sonofabee]

I

I've had six years of second tier supporting 49-54 and the one Blunstone season, long time waiting for the promised land, any one know what percentage of the time since 1920 to the present we have spent in the 2nd tier?

Noddy got us up to 2nd division. Frank took us up into 3rd division for one season

 

[horshambees]

Great stuff I I back you too whoever you are. And will help in anyway I can but then u know that.

I think he will sleep easier now.So when does he start?

 

[fencer/bee]

I don't know who you are, but just in case you may read this...
I just wanted to let you know, who ever you are, you will have my full backing...
There will be some on here, who will not like you and will say we should have had so and so...
Don't worry about them...
They'll say we should have got Martin Allen back...
They'll say we should have given Nicky Forster more of a chance...
You may well have read some of the other nonsense posted on here - please don't let that put you off...
Your Missus might not want to move to this area - please don't let that put you off...
The opportunity you have here is a once in a lifetime...
YOU can go down in folklore...
YOU can take us to places we have never been before...
Most of us have had one season in the second tier... a few in the fourth... but sh*tloads in the third...
Take us into the Championship and keep us there and you will be worshipped forever and forever amen...
Everything is being set up behind the scenes here for happy days ahead...
We have a development squad... you probably won't have to look after that completely, but if any West London Lionel Messis come out of it, you can pick them for your XI...
We have a few bob to spend when other teams are cutting their playing budgets...
If London Premier League teams want to loan out their best players, where best to send them? To us of course...
Such an opportunity...
We've been waiting a long time for you...
Come on, sign on the dotted line...
It will be the best decision of your life...
xx

and PUSH UP !

 

[Wouldbee]

(Insert name here)OUT!

 

[Hamburger Hill]

(Insert name here) IN...soon please!

 

[epsombee]

We have a development squad... you probably won't have to look after that completely, but if any West London Lionel Messis come out of it, you can pick them for your XI...

xx

That's very kind of you.

 

[Wouldbee]

A good line in lyrical metaphor in your programme notes wouldn't go amiss. Don't be afraid to communicate to the fan base.

 

[jharvey85]

Can we have someone who scores more than 10% of the penalties he takes?
Can we not kick the ball straight out of play from the kick-off?

Apart from this... Can you please hurry up and appear?

 

[absenteebee]

Great stuff I I back you too whoever you are. And will help in anyway I can but then u know that.

TELL US MORE!!!