Effin' pidgeons!!!

[Brentford Bob]

I was one of the fortunate ones on the paddock yesterday who avoided getting shat on by a pidgeon.

The two people next to me weren't so lucky and some poor old bloke copped a load on the side of his head as well! rofl

Quite funny at the time but can the club do anything about it? Some netting should do the trick or failing that, how about some dummy owls to scare the flying vermin away? (apparently it works quite well?)

 

['Ayes B]

They got me against Doncaster, there first effort landed with a splat right infront of Womble, their second and third were direct hits on my right arm and Tarquins shoulder.

We were loosing at the time so considered it lucky.

 

[Brain-dead Bee]

What about a falconry display at half-time?

 

[The H]

what about grey pigeon shooting at HT??

 

[WarrenBee]

Did Greenholme or Ricko get hit by any chance??

 

[Brickie Chap]

The pigeons are owned by the BFC Executive Committee and trained by Mr King

 

[Brentford Bob]

Did Greenholme or Ricko get hit by any chance??

If they had do you honestly think I'd be campaigning to get rid of the diseased little c**ts? (the pidgeons that is).

 

[Nick Hester]

If they had do you honestly think I'd be campaigning to get rid of the diseased little c**ts? QUOTE]

How are you getting to Torquay?

 

[Gee Bee]

The pigeons are owned by the BFC Executive Committee and trained by Mr King

So you got hit then?

 

[thefatcd]

With a target that size how could they miss!!!

 

[Brickie Chap]

:grey:

 

[Infatuated Bees Alter Ego]

I was one of the fortunate ones on the paddock yesterday who avoided getting shat on by a pidgeon.

The two people next to me weren't so lucky and some poor old bloke copped a load on the side of his head as well! rofl

Quite funny at the time but can the club do anything about it? Some netting should do the trick or failing that, how about some dummy owls to scare the flying vermin away? (apparently it works quite well?)

Brentford Bob ! I was sitting right behind you. Were you the you the one with the young girl ?
and BTW did you do the Lottery like I asked and did you win ?!!

 

[nocoat]

I warned about these menaces months ago.... did anyone listen

did they **** :thumbs:

 

[Nick Hester]

Brentford Bob ! I was sitting right behind you. Were you the you the one with the young girl ?
and BTW did you do the Lottery like I asked and did you win ?!!

Brentford Bob with a young girl?
He's never been seen with a girl??
Raving hom..

 

[WarrenBee]

I warned about these menaces months ago.... did anyone listen

did they **** :thumbs:

Totally agree,Greenholme & Ricko think they own the place.

 

[cornish bee]

I was one of the fortunate ones on the paddock yesterday who avoided getting shat on by a pidgeon.

The two people next to me weren't so lucky and some poor old bloke copped a load on the side of his head as well! rofl

Quite funny at the time but can the club do anything about it? Some netting should do the trick or failing that, how about some dummy owls to scare the flying vermin away? (apparently it works quite well?)

Don`t know if it`ll work on pidgeons but down here by the surf & sand we feed the seagulls bicarb sarnies. The virmin eat the bread with dried bicarb inside it, this fizzes up inside the birds gut causing it to expand through the gas build-up. the birds gut swells up and ***bang*** one dead seagull lol Don`t quote me on it though, I dont want the RSPB onto me

 

[WarrenBee]

Don`t know if it`ll work on pidgeons but down here by the surf & sand we feed the seagulls bicarb sarnies. The virmin eat the bread with dried bicarb inside it, this fizzes up inside the birds gut causing it to expand through the gas build-up. the birds gut swells up and ***bang*** one dead seagull lol Don`t quote me on it though, I dont want the RSPB onto me

Is this what's causing all the flooding down ther tonight,dead pigeons blocking the drains??

 

[Braemar Malc]

Seriously though chaps, this IS a serious problem BFC MUST sort out very soon. Have you noticed the amount of dried up pidgeon sh*te now embossed on most of the paddock seating these days - terrible health hazard!!

 

[Infatuated Bees Alter Ego]

Brentford Bob with a young girl?
He's never been seen with a girl??
Raving hom..

Brentford Bob, what seat number were you in on Saturday last ?
I was 55F Braemar Road Paddock and the geezer (you ?) had big problems with Pigeons droppings.

 

[Brickie Chap]

Seriously though chaps, this IS a serious problem BFC MUST sort out very soon. Have you noticed the amount of dried up pidgeon sh*te now embossed on most of the paddock seating these days - terrible health hazard!!

When they first put seats in the Paddock we used to make the stewards clear away all the cr*p and sh*t before each game :yes:

 

[cornish bee]

Seriously though chaps, this IS a serious problem BFC MUST sort out very soon. Have you noticed the amount of dried up pidgeon sh*te now embossed on most of the paddock seating these days - terrible health hazard!!

Trust me, bicarb sarnies really work. Ask any yokel down here and they`ll tell you. Easier to move a dead pidgeon off your seat than its sh*t lol
I understand it is a seriuos problem, the trouble is the bloody things are protected, just like the f*****g seagulls down here. Don`t really know any answer to the problem, other than laying big tarpaulins over the seats and removing them prior to any match. but that still don`t stop the buggers sh*ting on you during the matches does it?
Oh and warrenbee its seagulls that caused the floods not pidgeons lol

 

[Banana]

The club have hired a hawk

http://www.brentfordfc.premiumtv.co.uk/page/NewsDetail/0,,10421~573907,00.html

 

[Simon T]

The club have hired a hawk

http://www.brentfordfc.premiumtv.co.uk/page/NewsDetail/0,,10421~573907,00.html

I hope it's a lot cheaper than the one Ken Livingstone hired for Trafalgar Square - £100k a year or about £28 a pigeon is the reported cost in a recent news story

 

[BenMoses]

Can the club afford such a luxury?
Why not some guy with an air rifle?

 

[JBN]

Can the club afford such a luxury?
Why not some guy with an air rifle?

Perhaps we should offer the job to the coatless one, he could add Pigeon killing to his list of animals that he likes to knock off

 

[PJ]

Can the club afford such a luxury?
Why not some guy with an air rifle?

I agree 100%, who made this decision.....were BU consulted.....where does the hawk do his business.....how many hours a week is he flying around the shrine......will the hawk kip on nocoat`s seat and furthermore.....

 

[nocoat]

Good idea methinks

 

[Trandy]

Good idea methinks

Why are we copying Walsall

 

[Simon T]

will the hawk kip on nocoat`s seat and furthermore.....

Good idea methinks

I just hope the hawk doesn't crap on your seat in between hunting for pigeons
rofl

 

[8 Bee]

We never had this problem when Gibbo was playing. The regular tirade of high velocity ground to air flying objects launched at the Ealing Road and Brook Road stands frightened away any other flying objects. pigeons, 747's etc
lol