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Ellen MacArthur

I have just noticed that her boat has B&Q written all over it.Did the boat come flat pack with bits missing and instructions on how to put it together that make no sense to man or beast?If so no wonder she always bursts into tears.

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Ellen MacArthur

WarrenBee said:
I have just noticed that her boat has B&Q written all over it.Did the boat come flat pack with bits missing and instructions on how to put it together that make no sense to man or beast?If so no wonder she always bursts into tears.

:wave: :wave: :fishing: :fishing:
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rofl :D rofl

Mind you, in my life it has often been the female who is better at these flat pack things... :eek: :sneakoff:
 

Ellen MacArthur

Hmm, wonder who's going to be the first to post 'that' joke ? :D
 

Ellen MacArthur

WarrenBee said:
I have just noticed that her boat has B&Q written all over it.Did the boat come flat pack with bits missing and instructions on how to put it together that make no sense to man or beast?If so no wonder she always bursts into tears.

:wave: :wave: :fishing: :fishing:
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When she has finished with it, Luton will incorporate the left over bits into the new extension of their main stand.
 

Ellen MacArthur

Bee H said:
Hmm, wonder who's going to be the first to post 'that' joke ? :D
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I had it typed in last night but managed to refrain from pressing submit. :eek:
 

Ellen MacArthur

I can't help but smiile remembering Harry Hill's ****take of her on his tv burps programme where she couldn't change a lightbulb without it being an earth shattering prospect and bursting into tears!
 

Ellen MacArthur

Hopefully avoiding any last minute setbacks, this lady is now 75 miles away from setting one of the most awe inspiring acts of bravery, courage and achievement i have ever seen in a sporting context.

I hope (fingers crossed) that when she finishes that she will get ALL the recognition and plaudits that she deserves. not forgetting her team of course.
 

Ellen MacArthur

Bollox - she should go get a proper job
 

Ellen MacArthur

Congratulations to Ellen

fantastic achievment
 

Ellen MacArthur

Silly Woman - if she had doubled back on herself just before the Cape of Good Hope she would have done it in half the time :rolleyes:
 

Ellen MacArthur

The H said:
well done girl...... unfortunately she'll have to shake hands with greasy labour polititians and 'Back The Bid'.. :rolleyes:
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A greasy Tory politician is actually chairman of the "back the bid" :rolleyes:
 

Ellen MacArthur

They should have stuck with that Cassani woman who used to be head of dirty tricks at BA before she set up their chav class airline. I'm sure we'd be in a better position to win the Olympic bid if we'd spent more time rummaging through the contents of Parisian dustbins :sorted:
 

Ellen MacArthur

The H said:
ex-tory polititian....

Seb Coe is a liar and an arse and will be the real reason it fails...
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Not really an ex-politician, when he sits in the house of Lords and votes on legislation and always follows the Tory whip. :sorted:
 

Ellen MacArthur

Gee Bee said:
Not really an ex-politician, when he sits in the house of Lords and votes on legislation and always follows the Tory whip. :sorted:
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Tories and whips? Wonder which direction this thread is heading in? :D
 

Ellen MacArthur

I just hope that she is not now, or before, or subsequently, just a PR, money-making machine. Somehow my cynical mind think otherwise.
 

Ellen MacArthur

Mark H said:
She is now Dame Ellen and well deserved.
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Yes deserved....but why straight away?.

Clive Woodward...knighted 2 months after winning the World Cup
Matthew Pinsent....knighted 4 months after winning 4th Gold in Rowing

So why did Downing Street announce she was to become a Dame before she got on dry land(Queens Birthday list is only 3 months away)...oh yeah forgot its Election year and Bliar wants to get in on the act with more positive publicity as per usual! :nono:

Bet Campbell soup gave him the idea!

JB..... :eek:
 

Ellen MacArthur

I would give her an award just for making something from B & Q last for more than 6 weeks without it falling apart.

:wave: :wave: :sorted: :sorted:
 

Ellen MacArthur

WarrenBee said:
I would give her an award just for making something from B & Q last for more than 6 weeks without it falling apart.

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She was lucky to find the ****ing thing. No doubt it was in with the doorknobs. :mad1:
 

Ellen MacArthur

Real letter apparently.

Dear Sir/Madam,

My congratulations to you on getting a yacht to leave the UK on 28th November 2004, sail 27,354 miles around the world and arrive back 72 days later.

Could you please let me know when the kitchen I ordered 96 days ago will be arriving from your warehouse 13 miles away?

Yours Sincerley,

John Roberts
 

Ellen MacArthur

oops :rolleyes:
 
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