Fulhamification - A Progress Report

[hanworthbee]

Not offensive, just a load of old crap.

Kids love it. ...if you don't want anyone knocking on your door them leave the lights off or whatever....plenty of things come over from the US and are taken on by us like black Friday sales....I like it it's good fun ......and good on BFC getting into the spirit of things .....

 

[Ealing Bee]

Hallow'een meant sod all to many born before the 1990's. And yes, I knew it was an old British thing. Now that has changed due to the Yanks and commercialism. Tasteless crap. Selling cheap sh*t to mums and dads and getting kids to traipse around the houses banging on doors for sweets. A load of old bull.

This is you, isn't it?

 

[wanderer paul]

Damn. I’ve been sussed.

 

[Ealing Bee]

By the way, I've only just noticed where Wanderer, er Enfield, is holding his sweetie packet.

How did he get away with that one?

P.S. It's pink as well.

 

[TW3Bee]

This is you, isn't it?

Sound advice.

 

[Judio1999]

The Black is BACK

https://www.brentfordfc.com/siteass...-albion_hero_banner_1440x810-pixels.jpg/Large

 

[Isleworth_Bee]

Looks quite good.....................

 

[GlasgowBee]

The Black is BACK

https://www.brentfordfc.com/siteass...-albion_hero_banner_1440x810-pixels.jpg/Large

Sadly it was always there, it's the bit of red that should be back, but then again what the f*** do I know about marketing lol

That poster in fact does GP a great disservice as it doesn't convey that amazing atmosphere of GP under lights, it is special place in the evening and one of our USPs

 

[Judio1999]

They should be promoting being able to turn up on the night.

Burton are NOT going to sell out.

I am surprised the Marketing ideas have not come up with a Relegation Six Pointer Campaign !!!!

 

[Bizzy Bee]

I am surprised the Marketing ideas have not come up with a Relegation Six Pointer Campaign !!!!

Give them time!

 

[JTofBFC]

Hmmm . Prefer a red sky at night . Is there a petition ? Where do we sign ?

 

[GlasgowBee]

Hmmm . Prefer a red sky at night . Is there a petition ? Where do we sign ?

Red Sky at Night would seem more appropriate it would get my vote :bees:

 

[Judio1999]

Our marketing team are getting to be as embarrassing as that Chelsea pitch announcer

Now our Christmas game is on Dec 16th v Barnsley ??

https://www.brentfordfc.com/news/2017/october/barnsley-tickets/

 

[mhead bee]

Not offensive, just a load of old crap.

In your opinion.

I see no issue with kids having fun.

 

[Houghton Bee]

In your opinion.

I see no issue with kids having fun.

Unless they are poking fun at stand in amateur football linesmen, presumably?

 

[Brentford_till_die]

Our marketing team are getting to be as embarrassing as that Chelsea pitch announcer

Now our Christmas game is on Dec 16th v Barnsley ??

https://www.brentfordfc.com/news/2017/october/barnsley-tickets/

last home game before xmas isn't it?

 

[BlueJayBee]

Hallow'een meant sod all to many born before the 1990's. And yes, I knew it was an old British thing. Now that has changed due to the Yanks and commercialism. Tasteless crap. Selling cheap sh*t to mums and dads and getting kids to traipse around the houses banging on doors for sweets. A load of old bull.

Terry Wogan made me laugh once, when talking about it on his radio show. He recommended sprouts, coated in chocolate, as "treats" lol

 

[Judio1999]

last home game before xmas isn't it?

Yes so call it a PRE Xmas game

 

[Wise old Bee]

Pre-Winter Festival please.

 

[jlove]

Pre-Winter Festival please.

You mean the Yule, or winter solstice, celebrations... let's be Celtic British about this. I'm sure there's a font for it.

 

[Banana]

"With the club experiencing ever increasing attendances at Griffin Park, which is set to continue, we have an opportunity to grow the Ticketing team at Brentford FC by appointing a Casual Match Day Ticket Assistant."

A job for Fleet John?

 

[Untouchable]

"With the club experiencing ever increasing attendances at Griffin Park, which is set to continue, we have an opportunity to grow the Ticketing team at Brentford FC by appointing a Casual Match Day Ticket Assistant."

A job for Fleet John?

Chap points for identifying away fans trying to get into home areas and dealing with them appropriately.

 

[nanny58]

Been done before years ago

 

[mhead bee]

On the Brentford app in the Match preview section I am told that Burton have made 4 shutouts in the last 5 away games.

Surely this has gone too far now, that word has never been in my vocabulary, it is one of those awful American made up words they create because they don’t know how to construct a sentence.

 

[jlove]

On the Brentford app in the Match preview section I am told that Burton have made 4 shutouts in the last 5 away games.

Surely this has gone too far now, that word has never been in my vocabulary, it is one of those awful American made up words they create because they don’t know how to construct a sentence.

Horrid, horrid, horrid! What's wrong with clean sheets? (Bigbee: that's teed up nicely for you.)

 

['Ayes B]

Live music in the Hive before the game.

They had packed up by half time

I ain't kidding... promise

 

[wanderer paul]

Live music in the Hive before the game.

They had packed up by half time

I ain't kidding... promise

Damn, I missed it. Probably better than the game? Could’ve done with the oompah quartet on the pitch again....

 

['Ayes B]

It was a male and female duo. When I walked in the lady was singing I'm just a teenage dirt bag baby

 

[grutter]

Good to see the marketing department earning their money!! Is this even a story? Apparently so! Plenty of good marketing language in this story. Honestly, who gives a **** (other than the company themselves - good publicity for them).

http://www.getwestlondon.co.uk/spor...brentford-continue-add-club-partners-14066218

P.S. Are the players eating whatever is in that box every day?!?

 

[rebus]

Good to see the marketing department earning their money!! Is this even a story? Apparently so! Plenty of good marketing language in this story. Honestly, who gives a **** (other than the company themselves - good publicity for them).

http://www.getwestlondon.co.uk/spor...brentford-continue-add-club-partners-14066218

P.S. Are the players are eating whatever is in that box every day?!?

Let’s be fair, that’s the commercial department rather than marketing.

 

[abee]

Let’s be fair, that’s the commercial department rather than marketing.

I didn't know that we had a 'Partnership Development Manager' but I take it from the article and your quoted post that:

1) the PDM has a staff reporting to him (unless there's just him in which case he's the Partnership Development Solutions Clerk) and

2) the Partnership Development Department reports to the Commercial Director.

Is that how you understand it??

The BFC Organisation Chart must take up about a square mile of paper!!

 

[rebus]

I didn't know that we had a 'Partnership Development Manager' but I take it from the article and your quoted post that:

1) the PDM has a staff reporting to him (unless there's just him in which case he's the Partnership Development Solutions Clerk) and

2) the Partnership Development Department reports to the Commercial Director.

Is that how you understand it??

The BFC Organisation Chart must take up about a square mile of paper!!

I’ve been gone seven months - it might as well be seven years.

 

[abee]

I’ve been gone seven months - it might as well be seven years.

I'd forgotten that the staff/overhead has probably doubled since you left.

 

[WisBee]

i've just tried to find this on google but can't - but i have the black away kit we had 10-15 years ago, and the badge was monochrome on there. where were the moaners then eh?!

.......probably listening to Clubcall with Peter Gilham and Ron Noades.....HTH

 

[WisBee]

A red light when you're already late

:Nono:........a traffic jam........

Just another thought - did the club use wossername? P D James as a consultant on this?