GPG Mission Statement

[Banana]

OK, it's obvious that we're missing a mission statement. I know this because I came across this earlier:

"Vital Leeds United is a fast growing Leeds United fan site, with the sole aim of becoming the #1 unofficial website for Leeds United fans everywhere."

I'm not sure a sole aim is a necessarily good one, especially when it's bound to led to puns about fish. Perhaps we should have several sole aims.

Suggestions please (Prizes are on offer....of course)

 

[Carri Bee Un]

Should we start with the mission statement or work out a 5 year plan first and then use this to formulate the statement? Then we could roll out objectives and goals to each forum and have performance objectives and scorecards for each gpger. I am worried that we may end up with a mission statement that isn't completely aligned with both our corporate direction and the evil criminal empire?

 

[grepo]

More like A---soles esp. their spelling and hopefully their team's display on sat.

 

[BUBSBEE]

The greatest global respite home for all things unofficially BFC innit.

 

[Pixelator]

My 6-year-old niece just explained to me that while goals and objectives serve a plan, and while the plan must be orientated towards the mission statement, so the whole long term route map needs to be drawn on a canvas of common organisational values.

After a quick perusal of the forums, she suggested nitpicking, bloody-mindedness and intemperance.

 

[Carri Bee Un]

nitpicking, bloody-mindedness and intemperance.

These are core :yes:

 

[JANORAK]

Now, if it's a Vision you want, then Dream On!

 

[Paul USA]

GPG Mission Statement

Bannana and his moderators toy to do what they wish with -
1. in the vent they do not agree
2. a vehicle they can use to their own advantage (Thread Closed - Post Removed)

 

[Les Beeavinu]

GPG Mission Statement

Bannana and his moderators toy to do what they wish with -
1. in the vent they do not agree
2. a vehicle they can use to their own advantage (Thread Closed - Post Removed)

Who said that comedy was dead. :grey:

 

[Brain-dead Bee]

Does this mean that Banana will get a multi-million bonus if we meet objectives? If so, can he save the club?

 

[jlove]

Does this mean that Banana will get a multi-million bonus

The bonus is on hold, to be paid 6 April 2010.

 

[Bee4ever]

I'm not sure a sole aim is a necessarily good one, especially when it's bound to led to puns about fish. Perhaps we should have several sole aims.

Suggestions please (Prizes are on offer....of course)

As if anyone would dare to post fish puns on a thread that you started.

I'm fairly sure that you would soon batter them

 

[GP200]

................oh for cods sake....................not again...................

 

[GEOFFBEE]

Support the club

How about;
" Griffin Park Grapevine aims to do all it can to support Brentford Football Club and to be the leading message board for all those who have the club's interests at heart"

 

[Bee4ever]

How about;
" Griffin Park Grapevine aims to do all it can to support Brentford Football Club and to be the leading message board for all those who have the club's interests at heart"

Totally agree with that.
I must say,however that when I first read the thread I believed Banana was offering a prize for the best fish pun.

I thought that's what he was angling for anyway

 

[Low End Bee]

GPG.

An all inclusive virtual refuge for nutters, scoundrels and the deluded. Riding the wave of hope and despair on a sea of missing onions.

 

[Bee4ever]

GPG.

An all inclusive virtual refuge for nutters, scoundrels and the deluded. Riding the wave of hope and despair on a sea of missing onions.

rofl rofl

Brilliant, and so true.

 

[Les Beeavinu]

GPG.

An all inclusive virtual refuge for nutters, scoundrels and the deluded. Riding the wave of hope and despair on a sea of missing onions.

:clapclapclap: That sounds almost perfect except for the hope bit. Doesn't often visit these great halls.

 

[GNBee]

Your mission statement must reflect your stakeholder focussed aspirations and vision for World Class outcomes and corporate strategic engagement.

 

[Banana]

"Numbers will of course be strictly monitored to ensure that the capacity is not broken."

 

[wibs]

The mission of the GPG is to:

Create Cliques
Promote panic
Foster attacks on people who have tried to help Brentford football club
Encourage Gambling
Correctly spell Karleigh Osbouurne
Speak with hindsight

 

[GNBee]

The mission of the GPG is to:

Create Cliques
Promote panic
Foster attacks on people who have tried to help Brentford football club
Encourage Gambling
Correctly spell Karleigh Osbouurne
Speak with hindsight

And campaign for onions in the burgers

 

[Banana]

The mission of the GPG is to:

Create Cliques
Promote panic
Foster attacks on people who have tried to help Brentford football club
Encourage Gambling
Correctly spell Karleigh Osbouurne
Speak with hindsight

Did you miss out "Help Stalkers" ? :scratch:

 

[Inappropriate Smilies Bee]

GPG Mission Statement

Bannana and his moderators toy to do what they wish with -
1. in the vent they do not agree
2. a vehicle they can use to their own advantage (Thread Closed - Post Removed)

who gets asked to become a moderator? how are they chosen? it really must be the ultimate insult.

and who the hell would say YES?...i thought i had issues...you must think "yes i thought i was a dull busy c**t, but to be chosen as anal royalty by the king of the geeks really is the pinnacle of my nerdworld. i promise to stop all fun and/or discussion. one day i can join the police force. many thanks"


:love2:

I like Fulham football club and particularly Andy "Scott"

 

[nocoat]

The reason is under your smilies my friend :thumbs:

 

[Inappropriate Smilies Bee]

hello ken

 

[Paul USA]

They got around Nocoats aggressive nature by making him a moderator.

He no longer posts any imaginetive or contentious stuff.

 

[nocoat]

I am one of the least aggressive people I know! Apart from my cat.

 

[oddbod]

I am one of the least aggressive people I know! Apart from my cat.

or Reading away

 

[Carri Bee Un]

He no longer posts any imaginetive or contentious stuff.

He remains one of the funniest posters on here. What crawled up your arse and died mr chuckles?

 

[MKGMAN]

How about a mission statement saying "mission statements are for
people with no opinions or thoughts of their own and are quite happy
to go along with the dictatorship of those running things".

 

[Boston Bee]

How about a mission statement saying "mission statements are for
people with no opinions or thoughts of their own and are quite happy
to go along with the dictatorship of those running things".

I could live with that.

 

[Inappropriate Smilies Bee]

They got around Nocoats aggressive nature by making him a moderator.

He no longer posts any imaginetive or contentious stuff.

He remains one of the funniest posters on here.

but in a more mainstream way. like when i great comedy series from the radio or bbc3 or bbc2 gets moved to bbc1 and is really watered down for the masses.

 

[nocoat]

rofl . Bad times. Too early for a funny retort, think I will just bend over and take it

Cheers Carri

 

[SpiderBee]

THE GPG SUCKS

I'm on a mission and here is my statement!

 

[SpiderBee]

PS - Thread Closed

 

[GP200]

......................oh dear....................

 

[Pixelator]

Apparently QPR's core values are indiscipline, indifference and insubordination.

We have so much to learn.

 

[Banshee Mildew]

Apparently QPR's core values are indiscipline, indifference and insubordination.

We have so much to learn.

So true!

 

[Low End Bee]

An all inclusive virtual refuge for nutters, scoundrels and the deluded. Riding the wave of despair on a sea of missing onions.

v1.1

I still think mine is best :thumbs:

 

[Bee4ever]

An all inclusive virtual refuge for nutters, scoundrels and the deluded. Riding the wave of despair on a sea of missing onions.

v1.1

I still think mine is best :thumbs:

I agree and you can add to that,the despairing,the debauched and the disillusioned

 

[Banana]

An all inclusive virtual refuge for nutters, scoundrels and the deluded. Riding the wave of despair on a sea of missing onions.

v1.1

I still think mine is best :thumbs:

It's not a mission though !

 

[Low End Bee]

It's not a mission though !

Have you read many companies mission statements Banana?

Most of them I've seen are just an empty corporate phrases with no mission/goal content at all. That's what I was going for.

 

[WisBee]

How about a mission statement saying "mission statements are for
people with no opinions or thoughts of their own and are quite happy
to go along with the dictatorship of those running things".

...............................what 'running things'???...............don't they have names??..................ants, spiders??...................go on, let us all in on it.................