Irritating GPG Statistics

[Banana]

Number of posts by blunstone containing the word "loan" (or "loanee" etc.)

TWO HUNDRED AND FIFTEEN

 

[wanderer paul]

Who has the highest for........

1. "contact the club."

2. "there's no U in Osborne."

3. "FACT."

 

[GP200]

...oh dear...

 

[Banana]

1. rebus @ 13
2. Smiffybee @ 28
3. Banana @ 1160 (Not case sensitive searches though...)

 

[bees66]

anymore?

 

[SmiffyBee]

I can assure everyone I have wrote the phrase "There is no U in Osborne" over 50 times.
FACT

 

[nocoat]

how many times has "its brentford innit" been written and where do I get my royalties for coining the phrase *

* which I think I did, however the early 2000s were a bit hazy with alcohol and awaydays so I may not have actually done so afterall.

 

[Banana]

how many times has "its brentford innit" been written and where do I get my royalties for coining the phrase *

* which I think I did, however the early 2000s were a bit hazy with alcohol and awaydays so I may not have actually done so afterall.

It's been used a total of 277 times. Most often by nocoat (86) followed by abee (18)

Here is its first recorded usage

Incidentially "typical Brentford" has been used a total of 179 times.

 

[jlove]

The statistics would be more interesting if they were given as a percentage...

 

[Banana]

The statistics would be more interesting if they were given as a percentage...

a percentage of what?

 

[Owlsmoor_Bee]

a percentage of what?

The poster's total posts I suppose :shrug:

 

[Banana]

The poster's total posts I suppose :shrug:

a percentage of the poster's most recent posts perhaps. For blunstone and the first post of this thread, I reckon it's about 85%

 

[taxi driver]

How many times has the phrase "fulham ****s" been typed here.

My guess is not enough

 

[jlove]

The poster's total posts I suppose

Yes, sorry for being obtuse. To some of the more "active" posters, even two hundred may be a small percentage of their total, whereas some just drone on... and on.

 

[Alex Callow]

How many times has 'sh*t' and 'ffs' been posted?

 

[SmiffyBee]

Or "sh*te" by Jock Bee

Who has the most "osbourne" posts out of interest ? Name, address and spouse please.

:moo:

Who posts the most smileys ? uppy:

Who types the word "nazi" more than any other ?
I am guessing Wanderer Paul

 

[Malcybee]

"I want my Brentford back" is one I hate. Suggesting we have been consistently more successful than a mid table league one team over the last 20 years.

 

[SmiffyBee]

Good post

 

[stano]

what about "season over" and " season back on"

 

[Banana]

Or "sh*te" by Jock Bee

Who has the most "osbourne" posts out of interest ? Name, address and spouse please.

Interestingly, Smiffybee is waaaaaaaay out in front in this category

 

[Banana]

what about "season over" and " season back on"

Newsbot is the winner for "season over" AND "season back on".

 

[Mr Tree]

Who posts the most smileys ? uppy:

WarrenBee has posted more smileys than the rest of the GPG put-together

 

[TW3Bee]

Who posts the most smileys ? uppy:

I must be quite close to the top of that list.

 

[wibs]

Johnny Bravo has posted 'JB' more than anyone

Markybee has mentioned his knee more than anyone else has mentioned their knee

GP200 has typed more dots than anyone else.....

 

[Pixelator]

I'm very keen to know who has typed the verb "to be" the most, in particular the first person singular in conjunction with the bold BB code tag.

 

[nocoat]

It's been used a total of 277 times. Most often by nocoat (86) followed by abee (18)

Here is its first recorded usage

Incidentially "typical Brentford" has been used a total of 179 times.

lol quality! them were the days man. Happy days. I don't think I was sober if I am honest :suspect:

 

[GP200]

............yep.............good stuff............

 

[Hullbee]

How about the phrase "phone the club"

 

[Banana]

How about the phrase "phone the club"

Close one this one:

nocoat 9
rebus 5
Edmundo 5
abee 5
Inappropriate Smilies Bee 3

 

[nocoat]

I thank you again.

 

[Hullbee]

Close one this one:

nocoat 9
rebus 5
Edmundo 5
abee 5
Inappropriate Smilies Bee 3

Does rebus stats include the time prior to him changing his user name

 

[Hullbee]

How many name changes have occurred on the GPG.

 

[nocoat]

Yes they would. Bananas tool is dead smart :blush

 

[Hullbee]

Yes they would. Bananas tool is dead smart :blush

Must be as it's operated without him being able to see it

 

[Banana]

Does rebus stats include the time prior to him changing his user name

yes

 

[Carri Bee Un]

Are you just getting this from the current Search or have you got a useful search function that you keep all to yourself? Please and thankyou.

 

[Banana]

Are you just getting this from the current Search or have you got a useful search function that you keep all to yourself? Please and thankyou.

I have the power to do anything. Hope that helps.

 

[Carri Bee Un]

Your secular technical skills are not in doubt. My enquiry is whether this aspect could be rolled out to the faithful via an improved search function. For data divination purposes.

 

[Banana]

Your secular technical skills are not in doubt. My enquiry is whether this aspect could be rolled out to the faithful via an improved search function. For data divination purposes.

Unfortunately not. Unless you want everyone to read your PMs!

 

[TW3Bee]

Is it possible who has made the most posts over a calander year.

Say a top ten?

 

[gashbee]

Hello Bananaman.

Please advise who has posted the most:

Hello Ken & That's Rich.

Thanks.

 

[Paul O'Brien]

Who has referred to onions the most often?

 

[YorkBee]

slow news day?

 

[Invipai]

How about "new striker"?

 

[TW3Bee]

https://griffinpark.org/forums/memberlist.php?order=desc&sort=posts&pp=100

List of the top posters on the GPG.

 

[Hullbee]

how many men and how many women on here

 

[hobbsy]

https://griffinpark.org/forums/memberlist.php?order=desc&sort=posts&pp=100

List of the top posters on the GPG.

Hmmm 88th, I wonder how many hours of work that equates to not doing!

 

[SmiffyBee]

There are 16 threads dedicated to Scott Marshall on the GPG database

Has any Brentford player had more threads than Marshall ?

 

[8 Bee]

https://griffinpark.org/forums/memberlist.php?order=desc&sort=posts&pp=100

List of the top posters on the GPG.

Whoopee - I made it onto Page 3. :bound: :blush

 

[PLE]

how many times have the words
Its brentford innit.
been posted