John Barnes

[WarrenBee]

Has just been named as the new Jamica manager.
He might as well go back to Celtic.

 

[Ambrose_1889]

That's one 2010 WC warm up friendly sorted then...

 

[GP200]

................sums up his level.......................

 

[Mr Tree]

expectin' big tings an' em :afro:

 

[VTG]

His instructions for their first training session are:

1) Hold
2) Give
3) Do it at the right time

 

[GP200]

.......................must he get to the line????....................

 

[GP200]

..............................does he have a masterplan???.................

 

[Phoenixkeeper]

Hopefully this will get him off of the television now!

 

[Simon W]

Gets caught driving his X5 with no insurance .. already has 6 points and a further 6 points will get him an automatic ban .. however Mr Barnes pleads to the Magistrate despite earning 4k per week he cant afford a chauffeur to ferry him around the country to pick players for Jamaica so he escapes the ban :mad1::mad1:

http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/article1876395.ece

 

[Inappropriate Smilies Bee]

WHERE did my john barnes comments go???????????

 

[Carri Bee Un]

****, I like Jamaica and he's a ****

 

[Claire]

Use a bus! or the train!

 

[Banana]

My JB story is not available on the GPG

 

[Simon T]

Gets caught driving his X5 with no insurance .. already has 6 points and a further 6 points will get him an automatic ban .. however Mr Barnes pleads to the Magistrate despite earning 4k per week he cant afford a chauffeur to ferry him around the country to pick players for Jamaica so he escapes the ban :mad1::mad1:

http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/article1876395.ece

I don't suppose http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk/3544378.stm was used in this case either

 

[WarrenBee]

Gets caught driving his X5 with no insurance .. already has 6 points and a further 6 points will get him an automatic ban .. however Mr Barnes pleads to the Magistrate despite earning 4k per week he cant afford a chauffeur to ferry him around the country to pick players for Jamaica so he escapes the ban :mad1::mad1:

http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/article1876395.ece

JOKE

:mad1: :mad1: :mad1: :mad1:

 

[Markybee]

Looked very large on Family Fortunes last night.

 

[bees66]

joke indeed

 

[Billy Hunt]

WHERE did my john barnes comments go???????????

Well?

Where are ISB's John Barnes comments???????????????

 

[nocoat]

I cannot see them at all so cannot answer I am afraid.

 

[Inappropriate Smilies Bee]

well how the COCK am i meant to know what i think of him then?!!

 

[TW10 BEE]

Good at club level, sh*t for England.

looked a right fat **** on the telly Saturday.

Never liked him as a footballer or a person, as he was a knob when asked for an autograph (not by me).

 

[Inappropriate Smilies Bee]

what did he do? did he spell his name wrong? i HATE that. or did he draw a smilie face in the O of John. :sad:

 

[Ambrose_1889]

Looked very large on Family Fortunes last night.

Understatement. But his daughter looked a bit of alright

Am I right in thinking his Jamaica team recently beat Sven's Mexico?

 

[Phoenixkeeper]

Am I right in thinking

Are you John Motson????

 

[GP200]

Are you John Motson????

..........................the sheepskin coat gave him away........................