Mallets and West Ham

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Mallets and West Ham

Heard today on the radio news (5 Live) that West Ham have had to withdraw all their 'Hammy the Hammer', or whatever its called, merchandise as Timmy Mallet has put in an official complaint re: copyright laws that it is a copy of his 'Mallets Mallet' toy !

Now correct me if I am wrong but the last one of these toys must have been sold by Timmy YEARS ago and surely he is being a bit of an arse bringing this action against the club ?

Thought it was a wind up when I heard it at first but then it occurred that today is most definitely NOT April 1st ;) !!!

"Oi, Timothy Mallet, NO !"
 

Mallets and West Ham

he is a bit of a tw*t, i thought??
 

Mallets and West Ham

GABS said:
Heard today on the radio news (5 Live) that West Ham have had to withdraw all their 'Hammy the Hammer', or whatever its called, merchandise as Timmy Mallet has put in an official complaint re: copyright laws that it is a copy of his 'Mallets Mallet' toy !
He hasn't done anything in the last 10 years, so he must be fu(kin' skint! I reckon he's lookin' for an out of court settlement fee to tie him over for a few more years! :D
 

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Apparently he's a big hit on the university circuit, not seen him round here though. He'll be out of work again when all the university students are too young to remember him, unless he goes on to do office parties or something.

I still have his autograph though :)
 

Mallets and West Ham

What's the point of complaining about copyrights when the product the copyright is on is not avalible in shops?:confused:
 

Mallets and West Ham

Heard today on the radio news (5 Live) that West Ham have had to withdraw all their 'Hammy the Hammer', or whatever its called, merchandise as Timmy Mallet has put in an official complaint re: copyright laws that it is a copy of his 'Mallets Mallet' toy !

Now correct me if I am wrong but the last one of these toys must have been sold by Timmy YEARS ago and surely he is being a bit of an arse bringing this action against the club ?

Thought it was a wind up when I heard it at first but then it occurred that today is most definitely NOT April 1st ;) !!!

"Oi, Timothy Mallet, NO !"


Now I think I know what its all about!!!:wave:
 

Mallets and West Ham

He sells these mallets all the time. He comes up to Norwich all the time for student nights (and I guess he does this everywhere) and lots of idoits buy one of his mallet for around 10 quid. A good little earner for him.
 

Mallets and West Ham

How can the **** have a copy right on mallets?

I bought one from Homebase. Does he want a percentage of it?

Fecking ****.
 

Mallets and West Ham

Apparently he has also copyrighted the phrase "talentless ****er."
 

Mallets and West Ham

Heard today on the radio news (5 Live) that West Ham have had to withdraw all their 'Hammy the Hammer', or whatever its called, merchandise as Timmy Mallet has put in an official complaint re: copyright laws that it is a copy of his 'Mallets Mallet' toy !

Now correct me if I am wrong but the last one of these toys must have been sold by Timmy YEARS ago and surely he is being a bit of an arse bringing this action against the club ?

Thought it was a wind up when I heard it at first but then it occurred that today is most definitely NOT April 1st ;) !!!

"Oi, Timothy Mallet, NO !"

He lives near maidenhead and i see him around occasionally..he is still a c***, nobody likes him but he is still desperately trying to be "wacky" by going to church fete's in howaiin shirts etc., a real ar5ehole!. Whats it to him if WH sell mallets..nobody cares what he did 20 years ago at 7AM on a saturday morning!
 

Mallets and West Ham

God I really must have been bored on 22nd November 2002 at 15:21 lol
 
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