Manager v Manager Fights

[Banana]

Not a bad one just now in the Chelsea v Spurs fixture, but there really needs to be more of them

And where would TF end up. Could he take Tuchel? Klopp? Dyche? Warnock?

 

[maddogging]

Thomas is a lover not a fighter…..

 

[Brentford 4 Life]

Thomas is a lover not a fighter…..

Strongly disagree. I think TF could handle himself, he’s had a few touch line spats in his time and never backed down.

 

[TOXIC BEE]

TF vs Steve Cooper would be good

 

[teesbee]

Tuchel trying the old Chinese burn at the end. Hallmark of a true swine, Thomas was right about him.

 

[Les Beeavinu]

TF vs Steve Cooper would be good

Could get ugly.

 

[Downbeat Bee]

Tuchel is a very odd man.

Frank would lull an opponent into a false sense of security then hit them with the whiteboard.

 

[KenCootesNephew]

TF vs Steve Cooper would be good

Beauty v The Beast ?

 

[Lionel Bart-At]

Classic case of “hold me back, hold me back”. These things always are. Would have become very comical if they had been left to it. ?

 

[SmiffyBee]

Hopefully Boxnation or Dzone buy up the rights to Scott v Stimson 3 soon, for Amazon or Apple TV ??
That's a manager v manager battle that needs resolution.

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[Chomp]

Those caps don’t do Thomas Tuchel any favours - He looks like a right jittery smackhead.

 

[Simon C]

Hopefully Boxnation or Dzone buy up the rights to Scott v Stimson 3 soon, for Amazon or Apple TV ??
That's a manager v manager battle that needs resolution.

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A certain GPGer (plus burger) vs Stimson is where the juicy stuff happened

 

[Idaho Bee]

Turcell looked very much the instigator to me.

 

[sonofabee]

Not a bad one just now in the Chelsea v Spurs fixture, but there really needs to be more of them

And where would TF end up. Could he take Tuchel? Klopp? Dyche? Warnock?

I believe it’s universally accepted that Dyche is shirty and on a couple of occasions Police have been called where he has decided to take on door staff.
I know he’s only an assistant but think Mick Harford is supposed to be as hard as nails.
I think Thomas would be better at settling it over a game of Countdown or maybe Chess

 

[Silly Hat]

I’d love it if the Chelsea bench squared up to Thomas and he just tear-gassed Tuchel, and then our physio and kit man pulled out blades and went windmilling in. That’d be ace?

 

[Hippobee]

I believe it’s universally accepted that Dyche is shirty and on a couple of occasions Police have been called where he has decided to take on door staff.
I know he’s only an assistant but think Mick Harford is supposed to be as hard as nails.
I think Thomas would be better at settling it over a game of Countdown or maybe Chess

Nigel Pearson is your man. I'd want him behind me rather than the likes of Conte, who has short ar5e syndrome.

 

[Untouchable]

 

[Simon C]

Turcell looked very much the instigator to me.

You are missing a 'd' in his name

 

[w7 bee]

My money would be on Mad Dog in any touchline confrontation

 

[mauimauer]

My money is on Conte.

 

[Banana]

My money is on Conte.

Strictly Come Dancing missed out here

 

[SmiffyBee]

A certain GPGer (plus burger) vs Stimson is where the juicy stuff happened

Unproven.
The burger culprit was not who you think it was.. ?

 

[Old B]

TT is a definite tw*t!

 

[Philly Bees Fan]

TF vs Steve Cooper would be good

Could get ugly.

We can’t all be beautiful! ?

 

[sonofabee]

Nigel Pearson is your man. I'd want him behind me rather than the likes of Conte, who has short ar5e syndrome.

I think Pearson is a little bit mad, I think Dyche would wind him up and then pick Pearson off as he came out throwing haymakers.

 

[JCMcBee]

Turcell looked very much the instigator to me.

..... Italian's don't do masonic handshakes.... obviously

 

[Downbeat Bee]

Those caps don’t do Thomas Tuchel any favours - He looks like a right jittery smackhead.

That's exactly what he looks like. Was just saying that to Old Man Downbeat. Look everyone knows he hasn't got a lot of hair left, just ditch the caps. Always looks like he's trying to evade CCTV.

 

[Banana]

Unproven.
The burger culprit was not who you think it was.. ?

Are you claiming responsibility?

 

[beebopalula]

Strongly disagree. I think TF could handle himself, he’s had a few touch line spats in his time and never backed down.

My other half would lay him out with a slap

 

[James30]

Thomas is a lover not a fighter…..

The only time I remember Thomas getting into a row with another manager was lee Johnson when he was at Bristol city ?

 

[SmiffyBee]

Are you claiming responsibility?

Hello Ken ? ?
And No.

 

[Hullbee]

Hello Ken ? ?
And No.

Was the burger traced back to you?

 

[rebus]

My money is on Conte.

True, but what a pair of fannies.

 

[Untouchable]

 

[Hippobee]

What a tw*t. Like a child.

 

[The Pipe]

Presumably as well as the touch line ban he will be in more hot water over his comments about the ref

 

[horshambees]

Handbags at 5 paces.
Conte with his Gucci and Tuchel with his Karl Lagerfeld .
Somewhere in Harrods.
Pair of pri*ks

 

[Ambrose_1889]

Men. At it.

Admittedly it is funny but f*** me it’s embarrassing.

 

[stevendamico]

I thought it was absolutely hilarious. Tuchel freaked out like a child and instigated both conflicts. Conte would have absolutely leveled him had it gotten that far.

Man is 5'6" and has undergone three hair transplants - you do not want to scrap with a man with that sort of Napoleon complex.

 

[Paul O'Brien]

Badly played Tuchel. You really should be looking at how judokas and wrestlers grab hands and sleeves at the start of a bout.

Mind you, how the ref etc didn't spot the hair pull on Cucurella is beyond me. Unbelievable, Jeff.

 

[SmiffyBee]

In order, this is who would win if all the Premier League bosses faced off.

1) Hasenhutl - looks mean, man of action not words and probably wears ladies sports leggings.
2) Conte - never backs down. You'd have to kill him to shut him up
3) Moyes- moan moan moan, Glasgow boy so may do well though.
4) Veira, quiet but can back himself in a tussle
5) Gerrard- sneaky scouse tactics
6) Frank - annoying and mad with it
7) Tuchel. Really angry which he'll use as a motivation but all limbs and windmills, bodyshots will finish him.
8 +9 ) Eddie Howe and Potter. Tactically sound but not quite fit it when it comes to the killer blow
10) Rodgers, looks like he's been punched a bit before
11, 12 + 13) Arteta - stylish, don't touch his hair. All the skill but scared of getting embarrassed.
Lamport and Parker - see Arteta.
14) Bruno Lage- up for the initial banter but would decline any physical shenanigans
15) Silva - would probably switch styles too many times to have a chance.
16) Klopp - all talk but would be knocked out quick.
17) Pep- not much of a fighter, he'd step aside and watch
18) Ten Hag, bit of an unknown quantity. Has the bald look but not sure what he brings to the party
19) Jesse Marsh- would run.
20) Cooper - no worries about spoiling his looks he'd be well up for a scrap but weak as a hospital tea.

 

[Ghost]

In order, this is who would win if all the Premier League bosses faced off.

1) Hasenhutl - looks mean, man of action not words and probably wears ladies sports leggings.
2) Conte - never backs down. You'd have to kill him to shut him up
3) Moyes- moan moan moan, Glasgow boy so may do well though.
4) Veira, quiet but can back himself in a tussle
5) Gerrard- sneaky scouse tactics
6) Frank - annoying and mad with it
7) Tuchel. Really angry which he'll use as a motivation but all limbs and windmills, bodyshots will finish him.
8 +9 ) Eddie Howe and Potter. Tactically sound but not quite fit it when it comes to the killer blow
10) Rodgers, looks like he's been punched a bit before
11, 12 + 13) Arteta - stylish, don't touch his hair. All the skill but scared of getting embarrassed.
Lamport and Parker - see Arteta.
14) Bruno Lage- up for the initial banter but would decline any physical shenanigans
15) Silva - would probably switch styles too many times to have a chance.
16) Klopp - all talk but would be knocked out quick.
17) Pep- not much of a fighter, he'd step aside and watch
18) Ten Hag, bit of an unknown quantity. Has the bald look but not sure what he brings to the party
19) Jesse Marsh- would run.
20) Cooper - no worries about spoiling his looks he'd be well up for a scrap but weak as a hospital tea.

TF would dash a cup of Lofbergs in the face and then put the desert boot in.

 

[Banana]

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