in the dressing room of BFC ,
Mr Downes pre match motivation talk
Ok lads, fuccing listen ,in goal, Julie ,right back although hes done his cruciate, Dobbo, left back ,Sweetie Pops, CBS'S the two big black blokes , Ibu put yer hand up ,ok ,that you is it? Fuccing clear it into row z will yar even if your not under pressure ,
midfield ,Gay Tabb , future captain Hutch the magnificent, Smudger ,and that bloke who farked me about almost going to the bummers,whats his name ,you know the Paddy, oh yeah ,Kunt.
Ok , let Weirdo out of the kit box and untie him, we used to that at the Dons to any one who could read or didnt like long ball , fuccking cracker aint it ? Oi ! Weirdo,I dont have to explain my self but your ars£ is on the bench tonight,your lucky to make that you ugly farker,If theres injury time after 90,I'll bring you on,they cant say Im not giving you a go.
Up front King Kev , and that black ex Reading bloke on loan ,Rougier aint it ? Dyou know hes French , means red that does.
normal suspects on the bench,no one over 16 except Jim ,, you aint got a twin to add experience up front ave yer ?
Well,what yer farking waiting for? get out there, any one found trying to string more than two passes together will play in their incorrect postion next game.At arf time I'll look at the tea leaves after our Rosie , that'll give me the shape for the second arf .
Out yer go, ( psst,Sweetie Pops,tie Weirdos laces together so he cant get 'em undown )
Farking crack this management marlarky , wonder what Mr Toades will give me as a job next ,oops sh*te, can some one get that trialist from Iceland out of the freezer, 'ope he aint brown bread ,cracker that one innit !Did that at Dons to some puffin eater with Wisey
