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Mark's leaving card

Shall we have a whip round and get him some thing, nice tie or plant maybe? What about about a card? Can some one clever make an internet leaving card that we can all sign? Hopefully we wont be giving it to him this Saturday .
 

Mark's leaving card

A Times subscription. :sorted:

Or a wig. :cool:
 

Mark's leaving card

a new striker..
 

Mark's leaving card

What if we win and he still has 3 more games? :rolleyes:
 

Mark's leaving card

Seriously one of those long banners would be great. Anyone know how to organize one?


It would need to be quite long to fit "Thanks Mark, why the **** didn't you sign a striker" on it.
 

Mark's leaving card

It would need to be quite long to fit "Thanks Mark, why the **** didn't you sign a striker" on it.

he would then have one showing us "it would have then upset the apple cart"
 

Mark's leaving card

he would then have one showing us "it would have then upset the apple cart"

Seems, to me, to be an unnecessarily expensive means of having a conversation. :shrug:
 

Mark's leaving card

Seems, to me, to be an unnecessarily expensive means of having a conversation. :shrug:

he had to see, he was feed up being asked by billy so much, as he had it in his pocket ;)
 

Mark's leaving card

Just ordered a plane to fly over with the banner - "Thanks for the memories, particularly changing our mentality and style of play. You got lucky at against Oldham in your first game, but to be fair you never looked back from there. We all know you should have signed a striker etc etc, but some of us hold that against you a little too much considering just what you've achieved. Good luc in your next role, we know it's probably going to be Derby, but just incase it falls through please don't go to Fulham or QPR gogogoch"
 

Mark's leaving card

Just ordered a plane to fly over with the banner - "Thanks for the memories, particularly changing our mentality and style of play. You got lucky at against Oldham in your first game, but to be fair you never looked back from there. We all know you should have signed a striker etc etc, but some of us hold that against you a little too much considering just what you've achieved. Good luc in your next role, we know it's probably going to be Derby, but just incase it falls through please don't go to Fulham or QPR gogogoch"

I'm not one for physics but it seems to me a plane would have to fly very, very fast to keep a banner that long in the air so I'm hoping we don't all miss it.
 

Mark's leaving card

Maybe hire a lot of planes with very short banners?
 

Mark's leaving card

Drones. :cutthecrap:
 

Mark's leaving card

What if we win and he still has 3 more games? :rolleyes:

Shall we have a whip round and get him some thing, nice tie or plant maybe? What about about a card? Can some one clever make an internet leaving card that we can all sign? Hopefully we wont be giving it to him this Saturday .
 

Mark's leaving card

How about Lewis Macleod riding round the pitch on a moped with a sandwich board? Be good to get the lad involved.
 

Mark's leaving card

someone add this in from me please.. ta

We're sorry you're leaving; it's been so much fun
You came out of nowhere, and now you are gone
You gave us such hope, and entertainment too,
and we'll always remember....there's only one mark warburton
 

Mark's leaving card

I'm not one for physics but it seems to me a plane would have to fly very, very fast to keep a banner that long in the air so I'm hoping we don't all miss it.
and knowing the attention span of some the beginning of the message will be forgotten by the time the end has
 

Mark's leaving card

someone add this in from me please.. ta

We're sorry you're leaving; it's been so much fun
You came out of nowhere, and now you are gone
You gave us such hope, and entertainment too,
and we'll always remember....there's only one mark warburton

I ain't putting my name to that schmaltz. :yuck:
 

Mark's leaving card

90 clubs you can go to and you have our respect and thanks for the last 2 years.
Choose the one in Putney or the one by Wormwood scrubs and you're nothing to me.
 

Mark's leaving card

Did someone mention red kites? Thought that was supposed to be on the Champagne Bird Thread.
 

Mark's leaving card

How about Lewis Macleod riding round the pitch on a moped with a sandwich board? Be good to get the lad involved.

the poor lad will fall off and injure himself knowing him :(
 

Mark's leaving card

90 clubs you can go to and you have our respect and thanks for the last 2 years.
Choose the one in Putney or the one by Wormwood scrubs and you're nothing to me.

hmm..that doesn't quite rhyme does it..
 

Mark's leaving card

someone add this in from me please.. ta

We're sorry you're leaving; it's been so much fun
You came out of nowhere, and now you are gone
You gave us such hope, and entertainment too,
and we'll remember january you flushed our chances down the Loo
 

Mark's leaving card

How about Lewis Macleod riding round the pitch on a moped with a sandwich board? Be good to get the lad involved.

Nice idea, but he'll stack it over the handlebars as the front wheel gets trapped in a rabbit/sprinkler hole. Another 6 months out.
 
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should of got his cards christmas time
 

Mark's leaving card

How about,

You gave us fast and flowing stuff,
At Fulham, we took the p*ss,
But our defence, we've had enough,
I hope you've learned from this.
 

Mark's leaving card

I don't want to lie so will give it you straight
It was superb at first but a mess of late
The defence switches off and keeps getting it wrong
And we've only one forward plus sick note Long
The sooner you go the better for all
Take your time and make the right call.
 

Mark's leaving card

At first, I was afraid, I was petrified,
Kept thinking I could never live without you picking my side,
But then I spent so many nights thinking how you did me wrong
And I grew strong, when we only had Chris Long
And at the back with all that space,
I kept leaving Griffin Park with that look upon my face,
I should have changed that stupid lock
I should have made you leave your key
If I'd known that all of January
Meant no striker for Magic and me.
 

Mark's leaving card

Never bite the hand that feeds you now JOG ON!!!
 

Mark's leaving card

At first, I was afraid, I was petrified,
Kept thinking I could never live without you picking my side,
But then I spent so many nights thinking how you did me wrong
And I grew strong, when we only had Chris Long
And at the back with all that space,
I kept leaving Griffin Park with that look upon my face,
I should have changed that stupid lock
I should have made you leave your key
If I'd known that all of January
Meant no striker for Magic and me.

http://youtu.be/YaG5SAw1n0c

:)
 

Mark's leaving card

...............thanks from The Village............
 

Mark's leaving card

Just ordered a plane to fly over with the banner - "Thanks for the memories, particularly changing our mentality and style of play. You got lucky at against Oldham in your first game, but to be fair you never looked back from there. We all know you should have signed a striker etc etc, but some of us hold that against you a little too much considering just what you've achieved. Good luc in your next role, we know it's probably going to be Derby, but just incase it falls through please don't go to Fulham or QPR gogogoch"

This banner would be so long it would cause a black out over London.
 
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