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Martin Rowlands

Someone has told me that Rowlands is going to rejoin the bees. I think i would rather set fire to my self than watch him again. I would like to see him kiss his badge again just to have an excuse to flatten him.
 

Martin Rowlands

I think if you look at our new Icelandic signing, R******s already has rejoined us with a longer hairstyle to disguise himself. Are they twins?

BTW, I'd pay to see him kiss his badge. Provided it was his rusty sheriff's one. (See Viz passim.)
 

Martin Rowlands

Boring boring boring

according to the last week our starting line up will feature

Powell Mido Rowlands Owusu and kanoute.

Owusu is the only vaguely possible signing and I would be more than happy with that.
 

Martin Rowlands

not a hope in hell mate :sorted:
 

Martin Rowlands

Why would he do that when he's one of Rangers best players and they were releasing statements last season saying that he wasn't for sale??

Again, doesn't make any sense...
 

Martin Rowlands

He will NEVER play for Brentford again!!!

Just aswell too, id f00king abuse the cvnt if he ever played for Brentford and kiss my badge ever time he came near me. Anyone who does what he did that night to Brentford will never play for Brentford unless the board/fans go soppy and allow it.

Ill never welcome him back, the badge kissing muppet!
 

Martin Rowlands

yeah he was near enough their player of the season this year - not a cats chance
 

Martin Rowlands

The guy who told you this\Did he happen to be called joe boyland?
 

Martin Rowlands

Is A ****
 

Martin Rowlands

If this happens I will personally urinate on the Manager's Wine Gums before taking a sh*t in some socks belonging to someone that is proud to drink at the Black Bull in Ruislip
 

Martin Rowlands

I think he's well and truly Pi$$ed on his fire here. To be fair though....... no stuff that I aint fair. :owusu:
 

Martin Rowlands

Banana said:
If this happens I will personally urinate on the Manager's Wine Gums before taking a sh*t in some socks belonging to someone that is proud to drink at the Black Bull in Ruislip
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Ruislip red check yer socks!
 

Martin Rowlands

This guy who gave you the tip says he actuly wants rowlands to come back(What an idiot!!)(By the way i know him)
 

Martin Rowlands

Well, in the extremely unlikely event that he does come back, I will join the boycot brigade and wait until he's left again before watching the Bees.
 

Martin Rowlands

Don't think so........................
 

Martin Rowlands

How does....**** off Rowlands sound?

Burn in hell you k...'unt! :eek:

JB.... ;)
 

Martin Rowlands

Just to reiterate my position - in case anyone misunderstood

I will gladly rip off the head and sh*t in the hole of Rowlands and anyone else from the Chairman downwards that is complicit in the transaction :sorted: I'm sure that if I run out of solids I can nominate plenty of people to take my place.

BTW I think this is a most unlikely transaction
 

Martin Rowlands

F**k Of Rowlands U Kissed Brentfords Badge Then At Qpr At The End U Ran To Bees End With Bircham Kissing Qpr Badge ??

F**king ****
 

Martin Rowlands

fencer/bee said:
dont be like that, he was/is a good player............ :fishing:
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He was a great player and still is...however he is an a$$hole

Bowyer would be a good player for BrumScum but you have to respect their fans for telling him to **** off
 

Martin Rowlands

Rowlands was never a great player. One good season (99/00) and a cameo role in the Coppell season. Most of the rest of the time he was either injured or simply not very good.

He is however a great ****oid (to nick :banana:'s new favourite word).
 

Martin Rowlands

who ever said that rowlands nearly got player of the season is talking out of there ar*e. He hardly played last season untill the end only coz of injurys.
 

Martin Rowlands

:nono:
You don't get to make a POINT of making sure we all understand how much you don't like/respect us, then get anything but scorn back. Can't expect what you don't give.

fencer/bee said:
dont be like that, he was/is a good player............ :fishing:
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Martin Rowlands

A part of me though would like to see how he takes to MA style of management. Might make him think twice about being such a jumped up little sh*t.
 

Martin Rowlands

So then just so as we get this straight and nobody is confused........

Its a firm no then ;)
 

Martin Rowlands

Brickie Chap said:
One proper little jumped up *****, not welcome at BFC
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.........and there was me thinking that this was a legal requirement.......

:wave:
 

Martin Rowlands

teddbee said:
who ever said that rowlands nearly got player of the season is talking out of there ar*e. He hardly played last season untill the end only coz of injurys.
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Me!!!

That probably explains why I only noticed the cvnt towards the end of the season then...was apparently playing extremely well though...wasn't he linked to a Premiership club late season - Charlton or Spurs I believe!
 

Martin Rowlands

f**K off your aving a laugh never will he return to the mighty bees!!
 

Martin Rowlands

Banana said:
... socks belonging to someone that is proud to drink at the Black Bull in Ruislip
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now there's a sh!thole of pub. I hate that place. That ku'nt R0wl@nds has been in there on more than one occasion - so tempting to wait outside and do something tough like swear at him or spit on his shoe... I could be home before anyone knew it was me!

BTW - No to R0wl@nds at GP... :wave:
 
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Martin Rowlands

"So then just so as we get this straight and nobody is confused........

Its a firm no then"

Hmm. I think it could still go either way. A bit like Rowlands then.
 

Martin Rowlands

Even though this is the biggest load of b*llocks ever, No f*cking way, mouthy little c***
 

Martin Rowlands

papers generally misquote players to sell more and kissing the badge when your highly strung after getting lots of stick and scoring an important goal was a misjudgement, knowbody castrated Beckham for giving the 1 finger salute to our fans a few years back when he got stick, its a natural reaction, just think if this rumour was true then we should not turn away very good players for a past misdemeanour
 

Martin Rowlands

He is coming back, I saw him in the kebab shop last night.

its part of the Kanoute deal, in exchange QPR get Bankole and Spurs get half price kosher meat from the kebab shop

FACT !
 

Martin Rowlands

hanworthbee said:
papers generally misquote players to sell more and kissing the badge when your highly strung after getting lots of stick and scoring an important goal was a misjudgement, knowbody castrated Beckham for giving the 1 finger salute to our fans a few years back when he got stick, its a natural reaction, just think if this rumour was true then we should not turn away very good players for a past misdemeanour
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Sorry I've just got back from the pub.......

If that ****** is ever seen pulling on a Brentford shirt again then 40 year plus of supporting Brentford will go down the pan
 

Martin Rowlands

maybe hes realised the bees are going places and rangers are going knowhere
 

Martin Rowlands

we don't need rowlands

we have wingers

tabb
rhodes
moleski
tillien
oconnor
rankin


a 1 year old is better than rowlands
 

Martin Rowlands

hanworthbee said:
papers generally misquote players to sell more and kissing the badge when your highly strung after getting lots of stick and scoring an important goal was a misjudgement, knowbody castrated Beckham for giving the 1 finger salute to our fans a few years back when he got stick, its a natural reaction, just think if this rumour was true then we should not turn away very good players for a past misdemeanour
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He is a very good player no doubt about it

however I would rather eat my own scat than see that turd in a bees shirt again
 

Martin Rowlands

SmiffyBee said:
He is coming back, I saw him in the kebab shop last night.
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Things must be bad at Rangers then - was he carving the elephant's leg?

"Chilli sauce on that, sir?" rofl
 

Martin Rowlands

londondude said:
a 1 year old is better than rowlands
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I am not sure I can agree with you, the ability to walk may have started, but communication may be a problem.....1 year olds are notoriously bad at set pieces, but do dribble well.
 
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