Memorable quotes

[Stuardo]

let's hark back and celebrate those great quotes of yesteryear that we all believed. I trust that you will forgive me to the extent that I paraphrase - but welcome accurate updating.

I start you with these gems:

"Webb came around to my house on the Sunday. He told me he was confident that we could get promoted even if we sold Forster. I trusted the manager on his judgment" (Martin Lange, as he lines Webb's pockets by giving him a share of sale proceeds on the sale of our star striker the year we couldn't not be promoted but weren't).

"Lionel Road and its monorail is attainable and fully costed" (Doug White, time immemorial)

"I am funding this club" (Ron Noades)

"I have increased the value of this club by £3.5 million" (Doug White, director during the period in which total debt rose from £7million to £8million, works on his quantum physics and higher maths degree).

 

[Banana]

"Where are my doubters now"

 

[North London Bee]

" Keeper's ball !! "

 

[Stuardo]

"Where are my doubters now"

do you want to cite the person and moment?

 

[Gibbee]

"[Collymore] is the type of player who will do nothing for 85 minutes & then score a goal. I dont want a player like that."

Phil Holder at a fan's forum. We could have bought him for 150k.

 

[Gibbee]

do you want to cite the person and moment?

Holder again wasn't it, outside the Civic Centre.

 

[Banana]

Holder again wasn't it, outside the Civic Centre.

Holder in the Directors' Box

 

[Gibbee]

Holder in the Directors' Box

Getting old! :blush

 

[nocoat]

"A nosh off will be £50.."

J. Bates 1998

 

[Stuardo]

i was waiting for that one....

 

[nocoat]

Who said that? it certainly wasn't nelson

 

[Wise old Bee]

"We will win the division next season by ten points." Jamie Bates after play-off loss to Huddersfield in 95.

"You don't want to get promoted Brentford." Massed ranks of old gits in New Road 1967 to date.

 

[Loud and Proud]

"Show us your tits"

Nocoat. Flying Scotsman 2005

 

[nocoat]

lol

"I will blast yea wiv ma 9 milimetre" - Mad Sweaty 2005

 

[Gee Bee]

"If I were to resign, someone else would have to do the job"

Jon Mac 6th September 2005. lol

 

[Jimbee]

lol

 

[Lokster]

"Ironically, that decision had nothing to do with me."
John Mac, in recent interview.

 

[Bee H]

John Mac (again) April, 2003 - "Don't worry, we know what we're doing y'know !"

:mad1:

 

[WarrenBee]

Greenholme sometime in 2005 "I'll get the next round".

 

[Luton Bee]

Our plan has the backing of Hampshire Police - Brentford FC directors in Feb 2005

 

[Luton Bee]

Ron Noades, shortly after taking over Brentford FC and installing himself as first team manager -

"I'm prepared to fund the losses here to the tune of £1.5M in each of the first 2 years then £0.5M in subsequent years."

 

[Gee Bee]

John Mac (again) April, 2003 - "Don't worry, we know what we're doing y'know !"

:mad1:

"Lionel Road is 5 years away"

Jon Mac (again) various dates between rolling years.

 

[Banana]

"I cannot handle being disliked"
Doug White - Chronicle 1 Dec 2005

 

[Banana]

Now this is the sort of thread that would be an ideal Beespedia page

 

[Gee Bee]

"Er, Er, Er, Umm"

Eddie Rogers - GPG interview 13/12/05

 

[Banana]

"Er, Er, Er, Umm"

Eddie Rogers - GPG interview 13/12/05

It's not happening today.......

 

[Gee Bee]

It's not happening today.......

Thats what you think.
Anybody think you own the place. lol

 

[Banana]

I'm just orchestrating it

 

[Banana]

"Bees United has also supported the appointment of Doug White to the board with the specific remit to progress the Lionel Road stadium plans."