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New chants

Thought I would make a thread for a few new chants that I came up with:

Collins Chant - To the tune of gimme gimme gimme by ABBA

Gimme gimme gimme a Nathan Collins,
He's built like a sh*t house,
And he'll head it away!
[REPEAT]

Norgaard Chant

Christian Norgaard,
Christian Norgaard,
He love West London,
He hates Fulham,
The boy's f***in' magic!
1, 2, 3, 4.
[REPEAT]

Maghoma Meghoma Chant - Same as Kolo & Yaya toure chant but with Jayden and Paris instead

Flekken Chant - To the Tune of my house in the middle of the street

Big Mark,
In the middle of our net.
[REPEAT]

We need a chant for Mbuemo desperately but can't think of one !
 

New chants

HansMoleman said:
Thought I would make a thread for a few new chants that I came up with:

Collins Chant - To the tune of gimme gimme gimme by ABBA

Gimme gimme gimme a Nathan Collins,
He's built like a sh*t house,
And he'll head it away!
[REPEAT]

Norgaard Chant

Christian Norgaard,
Christian Norgaard,
He love West London,
He hates Fulham,
The boy's f***in' magic!
1, 2, 3, 4.
[REPEAT]

Maghoma Meghoma Chant - Same as Kolo & Yaya toure chant but with Jayden and Paris instead

Flekken Chant - To the Tune of my house in the middle of the street

Big Mark,
In the middle of our net.
[REPEAT]

We need a chant for Mbuemo desperately but can't think of one !
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Strong first post
 

New chants

HansMoleman said:
Thought I would make a thread for a few new chants that I came up with:

Collins Chant - To the tune of gimme gimme gimme by ABBA

Gimme gimme gimme a Nathan Collins,
He's built like a sh*t house,
And he'll head it away!
[REPEAT]

Norgaard Chant

Christian Norgaard,
Christian Norgaard,
He love West London,
He hates Fulham,
The boy's f***in' magic!
1, 2, 3, 4.
[REPEAT]

Maghoma Meghoma Chant - Same as Kolo & Yaya toure chant but with Jayden and Paris instead

Flekken Chant - To the Tune of my house in the middle of the street

Big Mark,
In the middle of our net.
[REPEAT]

We need a chant for Mbuemo desperately but can't think of one !
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The chants aren't working for me but a great username!
 

New chants

HansMoleman said:
Thought I would make a thread for a few new chants that I came up with:

Collins Chant - To the tune of gimme gimme gimme by ABBA

Gimme gimme gimme a Nathan Collins,
He's built like a sh*t house,
And he'll head it away!
[REPEAT]

Norgaard Chant

Christian Norgaard,
Christian Norgaard,
He love West London,
He hates Fulham,
The boy's f***in' magic!
1, 2, 3, 4.
[REPEAT]

Maghoma Meghoma Chant - Same as Kolo & Yaya toure chant but with Jayden and Paris instead

Flekken Chant - To the Tune of my house in the middle of the street

Big Mark,
In the middle of our net.
[REPEAT]

We need a chant for Mbuemo desperately but can't think of one !
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Have you ever kissed a girl?
 

New chants

HansMoleman said:
Thought I would make a thread for a few new chants that I came up with:

Collins Chant - To the tune of gimme gimme gimme by ABBA

Gimme gimme gimme a Nathan Collins,
He's built like a sh*t house,
And he'll head it away!
[REPEAT]

Norgaard Chant

Christian Norgaard,
Christian Norgaard,
He love West London,
He hates Fulham,
The boy's f***in' magic!
1, 2, 3, 4.
[REPEAT]

Maghoma Meghoma Chant - Same as Kolo & Yaya toure chant but with Jayden and Paris instead

Flekken Chant - To the Tune of my house in the middle of the street

Big Mark,
In the middle of our net.
[REPEAT]

We need a chant for Mbuemo desperately but can't think of one !
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These are more like poetry than chants as most of them they don’t fit the tunes. Lovely poems though. Nice to have a bit of culture on here good work Moley.
 

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Zeeco said:
I need Mbuemo... To the song, I need a hero
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The Bonnie Tyler one? like it.

“I need Mbeumo, I’m holding out for Mbeumo til Southampton away…
 

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petsknee said:
Iron... like a lion... that's Bryan

To the tune of Iron Lion Zion by Bob Marley
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That was Brian Stathams song, what if he sues? I think I saw him a midweek match earlier this season.
 

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Our songs are dreadful, rubbish tunes with too many words.
I just stand there & laugh whenever someone pipes up with the Damsgaard monstrosity.
 

New chants

big neil said:
Our songs are dreadful, rubbish tunes with too many words.
I just stand there & laugh whenever someone pipes up with the Damsgaard monstrosity.
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We haven't come up with a decent song for Roger Cross yet.
 

New chants

Stand up if you've got piles, stand up if you've got piles.
 

New chants

big neil said:
Our songs are dreadful, rubbish tunes with too many words.
I just stand there & laugh whenever someone pipes up with the Damsgaard monstrosity.
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Do you laugh loudly or quietly?
 

New chants

Beestill my beating heart said:
Amy Winehouse 'Rehab'

They tried to make me go to Queens Park Rangers
I said
No! No ! No!

Also works for Craven Cottage, Stamford Bridge etc. etc.
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Tried to take us over, we said NO, NO, NO.
 

New chants

Sorry Hans. How does that first one work? “Man after midnight” has five syllables, “Nathan Collins” has four.
 

New chants

Of all the chants that I have seen posted recently, this is probably the best :) Mind you, the standard has been low ;) It could catch on
 

New chants

Actually, while we definetly sung it too much, I did like singing We're the Brentford, the mighty Brentford We never win away at Soton. ( to the Lion Sleeps Tonight)

So since we cant use that now, how about

'We're the Brentford, the mighty Brentford, we're gonna win again,

We're the Brentford, the mighty Brentford, we're gonna win again.

A win aagin, a win again a win again etc etc'
 

New chants

To be sung just after a goal (for us) :unsure: at the oppo's

The Bees have just scored again, the bees have just scored again, the bees have just scored again.
 

New chants

To the Katy Perry tune...

He got the eye of the tiger, a fighter
Dancing through the fire
'Cause he's a champion, and you're gonna hear him Roarslev
Louder, louder than a lion
'Cause he's a champion, and you're gonna hear him Roarslev

3/10
 

New chants

To the tune
There were 10 in the and the little one said 'roll over' 'roll over'.
We sing
We've got England's best left back and he's part of our attack 'Rico Henry' 'Rico Henry'. (Repeat)
 

New chants

BEEcool said:
This is absolutely f*cking dreadful yet I love it.
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To be fair I'm sure the Simon Moore chant looked just as bad on paper.

Moore, Moore, Moore
Keep the ball out, keep the ball out
Moore, Moore, (you get the idea)
Spread your arms out, (repeat)
Moore, Moore, Moore
Don't give them a chance, don't give them a chance
Moore (please don't make me...)
How s**t is this chant, how s**t is this chant?
 

New chants

SmiffyBee said:
To the Katy Perry tune...

He got the eye of the tiger, a fighter
Dancing through the fire
'Cause he's a champion, and you're gonna hear him Roarslev
Louder, louder than a lion
'Cause he's a champion, and you're gonna hear him Roarslev

3/10
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Posting that is like a call for help Smiffy, you OK hun?
 

New chants

DUDUDUDUDUDUDUDUDUDU
He comes from walsall
he runs down the left hand side
he loves the brentford
cos we’re f***ing dynamite
he’s fcking rapid
he’s the best you’ll ever see
his name is rico
rico henry
DUDUDUDUDU

Push it—> salt n pepper

Who put the ball in the back of the net x4
super Bryan Mbeumo
(repeat till bored)



Christian Norgaard baby
Christian Norgaard woahhhhh

dont you want be baby—> the human league
 

New chants

Ive had the Aspinall song in my head all morning .I think it needs dusting down and using again but cant think of a suitable player?
 
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