Newsbot

[bees66]

has posted that our manager Andy Scott is after Pim Balkestein taken from 16th June 2010... good work.lol

 

[TW3Bee]

Maybe he's still after him.

 

[bees66]

Maybe he's still after him.

I thought that till I saw it was taken from an Ipswich website lol

 

[Hullbee]

Typical of newsbot always trolling!!!

 

[Paul O'Brien]

It's bad enough that we didn't go up, but do we have to live it again? Today, Newsbot has reminded us that Doncaster beat us and replayed a report of the Swindon game.

Has it gone mad?

 

[hobbsy]

It's bad enough that we didn't go up, but do we have to live it again? Today, Newsbot has reminded us that Doncaster beat us and replayed a report of the Swindon game.

Has it gone mad?

I'll tell him off, he gets a little confused every now and then.

 

[hatfieldbee]

Newsbot now gives us the match report v Swindon away 1st leg POSF. Whats going on...?!

 

[hobbsy]

Newsbot now gives us the match report v Swindon away 1st leg POSF. Whats going on...?!

I thought I'd nipped that one in the bud before anyone noticed.

Newsbot says it wasn't his fault and that it is likely the BBC have done some re-indexing or re-publsihing of their site. He is just following orders and is not programmed to be aware of the context of what he is indexing.

 

[Billy Hunt]

Newsbot is a ****. :thetruth:

Always has been, always will be. **** :thumbs:

 

[Les Beeavinu]

As I understand it, Newsbot is away on holiday and his nan is doing the updates until he gets back. Sorry about that.

 

[steve.bees89]

He's so ignorant though. I've PM'd him loads of times but he just won't reply

 

[Garybaldbee]

He's made me happy though. Apparently we might be getting Jordan Rhodes back..........

 

[horshambees]

Jordan Rhodes considering coming back.Blackburn Town ??

Friendly next Wednesday? ?

 

[horshambees]

Walters in the Stoke City line up too.Exciting times ahead.

Pitch will look crowded next Wednesday.

 

[Carri Bee Un]

Newsbot went to Germany and hasn't come back. He is the physical manifestation of evil. No doubt on a prostitute killing spree.

 

[Carri Bee Un]

Seen him nail a puppy to a man's eye once for spilling his campari.

 

[Carri Bee Un]

His Nan might be doddery but at least you don't get all the legal issues.

 

[Les Beeavinu]

Seen him nail a puppy to a man's eye once for spilling his campari.

His nan's lovely though. He won't have a word said against her so this GPGer is going to be careful what's said. He can be pretty relentless once stirred.

 

[steve.bees89]

I'm now worried about calling him ignorant, don't worry newsbot I don't mind

 

[Paul O'Brien]

Ben Swot, Time Traveller, takes us all the way back to 2008 in today's exciting episode.

 

[bees66]

Newsbot says we may be signing Jordan Rhodes on loan this season..:bound::banana::bound::thetruth:

 

[Paul O'Brien]

Ben Swot, episode two, now available. I think I've seen this one before.

 

[SmiffyBee]

According to Newsbot, we are playing Ipswich tonight, at Griffin Park,

Magilton is without his centre back pairing of Naylor and McAuley

 

[horshambees]

According to Newsbot, we are playing Ipswich tonight, at Griffin Park,

Magilton is without his centre back pairing of Naylor and McAuley

Not on the OS.

Come on BFC why are we not invited.

 

[Les Beeavinu]

Not on the OS.

Come on BFC why are we not invited.

I've heard that we've given all of the ground to Ipswich.

 

[horshambees]

I've heard that we've given all of the ground to Ipswich.

3-1 to Ipswich.Roy Keane very happy.

 

[bees66]

3-1 to Ipswich.Roy Keane very happy.

can't see him lasting to long..

 

[horshambees]

can't see him lasting to long..

Especially if Rhodes comes back here and teams up with Griggsy.Scotty wants him back.Final piece of the jigsaw to see us go nearer this season.

What happened to Uwe??

 

[bees66]

Especially if Rhodes comes back here and teams up with Griggsy.Scotty wants him back.Final piece of the jigsaw to see us go nearer this season.

What happened to Uwe??

playing for Man City I think..

 

[horshambees]

playing for Man City I think..

They will love him.Signing Kinkladze I hear itk itk.

 

[Billy Hunt]

Death to Newsbot.

And his ****ing useless grandmother.

 

[Carri Bee Un]

Farewell brave Billy, a GPG suicide note

Hopefully it will be quick

 

[bees66]

Newsbot says we have a player called Harry Forester..:banana::bound::banana::bound::beer:

 

[Womble Bee]

Old Newsbot has gone a bit mental of late. Is it needed?

 

[Hullbee]

Old Newsbot has gone a bit mental of late. Is it needed?

Yes it is excellent service provide saves me lots of energy searching out bees related stories

 

[GP200]

Newsbot says we have a player called Harry Forester..:banana::bound::banana::bound::beer:

.............good addition to the squad............

 

[horshambees]

Plays down the left and is injury prone.
Might use us as a stepping stone to bigger things, but the boy can play. Should link up with Charlie Mac well I think.

I heard that a team from South Yorkshire wanted to sign him but he chose BFC.Itk itk

 

[horshambees]

Carlisle v Crawley k.o 15.00 today.

Reds without Billy Clarke. Uwe thinks it will be tough.

Who we got today?

 

[GP200]

Carlisle v Crawley k.o 15.00 today.

Reds without Billy Clarke. Uwe thinks it will be tough.

Who we got today?

................Cambridge................

 

[bees66]

................Cambridge................

City or Utd...?