Novar

[Bee H]

www.novar.com

 

[King Bee]

formerly known as Caradon. A fire alarm/security alarm manufacturer/distributor with about 2BN worth of revenues - am I missing something here Bee H?

 

[Bee H]

formerly known as Caradon. A fire alarm/security alarm manufacturer/distributor with about 2BN worth of revenues - am I missing something here Bee H?

A very accurate description of the Company indeed King Bee, but is there a reason why I posted about them ?

 

[Waterlooville Bee]

I dont know....is there?

 

[Bigot Bee]

For work related reasons I have been trying to speak with a bloke called Rob Macpherson from Novar for about 6 months.. Do you work there Bee H or know anyone that does ??

 

[Alex]

New sponsor????

 

[Simon T]

I'm guessing that they have a business address that is either very similar to Altonwood's registered office, Noades home address or as a real outside bet, Mardonmain's registered office.

 

[abee]

I'm guessing that they have a business address that is either very similar to Altonwood's registered office, Noades home address or as a real outside bet, Mardonmain's registered office.

What with £2billion of revenues. Must be one of his golf clubs

 

[King Bee]

yes, as you can see Novar is the offshore tax vehicle set up by Altonwood to siphon off the net residual from the tax offset between the various golfing and footballing interests. As you can see it is doing quite well.....

 

[Jimbee]

Insider Dealing!

 

[Banana]

For work related reasons I have been trying to speak with a bloke called Rob Macpherson from Novar for about 6 months.. Do you work there Bee H or know anyone that does ??

I'll think you'll find he doesn't exist. Just a name on the website!

 

[IsleofWight_Bee]

No! that can't be right..I saw something in their report and accounts called Corporate Social Responsibility!!!! In no way can we accuse the SP of subscribing to that.

 

[Simon T]

What with £2billion of revenues. Must be one of his golf clubs

Sorry, Noades has me rather suspicious of all postal addresses in Surrey nowadays. So what is a £2bn company doing based in leafy Weybridge, unless it is the excellent golf to be had nearby

 

[Laura]

Bee H - You're very clever, your appearance is deceiving

Seriously, how do you manage to uncover such things?

 

[abee]

Bee H - You're very clever, your appearance is deceiving

Seriously, how do you manage to uncover such things?

He has friends in high places Laura ; usually on the top floor of high rise council blocks

 

[Gee Bee]

He has friends in high places Laura ; usually on the top floor of high rise council blocks

You've obviously met Baffled.

 

[Bee H]

Bee H - You're very clever, your appearance is deceiving

Not really ;

 

[Roo Bee]

If Novar are the new sponsors, will the new Griffin Park theme tune be: Champagne Super Novar by Oasis?





I'll get my coat.

 

[Bigbee]

Bee H

I had a hunch you'd look like that.Fancy a swifty Bells after one game ?

 

[Banana]

As our wingers overlap QPR's fullbacks we could should "You've been Nova-taken"!

 

[Nigel Brooks]

Not really ;

Hmm. don't know the name, but the face rings a bell!

 

[Nick Hester]

Not really ;

Can I have my ball back?

 

[Brickie Chap]

www.novar.com

 

[Sultan]

Ron's missus is called Novello!! Is this any connection?

 

[Laura]

Ron's missus is called Novello!! Is this any connection?

Too many connections - I think we have uncovered a whole underworld. Surreal.

Vauxhall Motors - Nova (r)

 

[King Bee]

Too many connections - I think we have uncovered a whole underworld. Surreal.

Vauxhall Motors - Nova (r)

Thought about that connection yesterday. Come to think of it being sponsored by Vauxhall Motors might be a real bee in the bonnet for the pooper scoops.

 

[King Bee]

Actually how about this for a marketing coup. The club approach Vauxhall to sponsor the Brentford QPR match next season - this would include banners across the roof; a one off shirt sponsorship deal foor the day; the name mentioned in programme; a possible half-time raffle draw for a Vauxhall Nova car etc etc. Not only would it bring in money, but it would sure add a bit of friendly rivalry/banter to the match

 

[Laura]

Actually how about this for a marketing coup. The club approach Vauxhall to sponsor the Brentford QPR match next season - this would include banners across the roof; a one off shirt sponsorship deal foor the day; the name mentioned in programme; a possible half-time raffle draw for a Vauxhall Nova car etc etc. Not only would it bring in money, but it would sure add a bit of friendly rivalry/banter to the match

Love it !!

I bet Vauxhall would be up for it too!

Let's do it.

I'll even bring my Nan (she's a QPha fan). She can sit on her own down their end though. And she'll have to walk there.

 

[Bigbee]

Only got the one left ?

Can I have my ball back?

Ive been asking to see your sphericals and now youve only one left.What size is it ?

 

[Hamburger Hill]

Scooby Doo Where Are You...

Scooby:
"Yikes Scraggy....it looks like another mystery at spooky Griffin Park"

Shaggy: "Thass right scoob old pal - shame the chow down there is so awful we better take some scooby snacks"

sometime later...

RN: Damn! and I would have gotten away with it if it hadn't been for those meddling kids!!!!

tell us more BeeH you old tease you!

 

[Bee H]

Re: Scooby Doo Where Are You...

Scooby:
"Yikes Scraggy....it looks like another mystery at spooky Griffin Park"

Shaggy: "Thass right scoob old pal - shame the chow down there is so awful we better take some scooby snacks"

sometime later...

RN: Damn! and I would have gotten away with it if it hadn't been for those meddling kids!!!!

tell us more BeeH you old tease you!

Sorry Scoobs, no can do ! Hey, who turned out the lights ?

 

[Mr Tree]

what's happening what's happening what's happening????????????????



i wish i was in the clique

 

[Mr Tree]

ah-ha!

it's an anagram of "Ron va", which is the french for "Ron is going"

am i close?

 

[Bee H]

it's an anagram of "Ron va", which is the french for "Ron is going"

am i close?

What's the phrase I'm looking for, ah yes - "it's good but it's not right !"

 

[Brentford Bob]

NOV - part of Ron's wifes name.

A - and

R - Ron.

NOVello And Ron????

 

[Laura]

Just noticed....

Got our usual recruitment waffle in the office today and there's a job in pensions at Novar - thought the name rang a bell !

65k plus car plus benefits. Plus dodgy dealings.

 

[Ace Face]

Are they sponsoring the roof?

or

Are they sponsoring clean shorts shoe laces?

£2 billion revenue - only a small company then.

 

[Alex]

Re: Just noticed....

Got our usual recruitment waffle in the office today and there's a job in pensions at Novar - thought the name rang a bell !

65k plus car plus benefits. Plus dodgy dealings.

When do you start?