opening ceremonies

[BootBee]

What are they all about then?
All this arty-farty sh!t. What a waste of time and money.
Come on organisers, cut the crap and just get on with the sport.

 

[Simon C]

Are you watching the rugby one? Who thought up the giant rugby player made up of little kids in fancy dress? It looked like he had two broken legs.

 

[BootBee]

It was on but I wasn't watching it.
Thank feck it's over.
Now we can get down to the second best bloodsport after foxhunting
(awaits fingerwagging)