Out Tomorrow

[Nick Hester]

New Issue of Thorne in the Side Fanzine is out before tomorrow's game with Port vale. £1.50 from sellers outside Braemar, Brook and New Road turnstiles.

Articles include a 'Thank you to Ron Noades', 'A story about a Brentford Fan stuck out in Tibet' An interview with one of our new Directors, Comments on the Rollercoaster ride post Sunderland, and a picture exclusive from Farnham Bee that would most definatly get him in trouble with his wife...

Please support Bees United and buy a copy of TITS Issue 54.

 

[Bigbee]

I thought this was going to be a " coming out " thread

 

[Luton Bee]

I thought this was going to be a " coming out " thread

Feel free to make an announcment if you wish "Bigboy"

 

[Bigbee]

Luton Bee and I have been having unprotected bum sex for almost 12 months .We would like fellow Bees with larger than normal orrifices to join us for sparkling wine at 1pm in the Griffin as a celebration of our love

 

[Nick Hester]

Luton Bee and I have been having unprotected bum sex for almost 12 months .We would like fellow Bees with larger than normal orrifices to join us for sparkling wine at 1pm in the Griffin as a celebration of our love

I thought this was a thread about 'Thorne in the Side' not an advertisment for Beesotted....

 

[FarnhamBee]

...and a picture exclusive from Farnham Bee that would most definatly get him in trouble with his wife...

You said they were for your 'personal use' only!!

 

[Banana]

Have you got enough money to buy the whole print run? If not - you should have!

 

[WarrenBee]

Have you got enough money to buy the whole print run? If not - you should have!

Now we know who may have nicked the £50,000,000.

 

[Edmundo]

Loved the article by the Bees fan stuck in Tibet!!

 

[North London Bee]

Intersting as always, was surprised that the editorial was so out of date even given print deadlines. Nice to hear BeeH's views!

 

[Pete the Bee]

Will TITS be on sale at the next home game?

Only had notes on me before kick off and afterwards went straight to pub to ease the pain. Am now well ****ed off I forgot to get a copy.

 

[Beebop]

Intersting as always, was surprised that the editorial was so out of date even given print deadlines. Nice to hear BeeH's views!

I understand now why Bee H has never given Larry an interview,he's obviously contracted to TITS.lol

 

[Nick Hester]

Intersting as always, was surprised that the editorial was so out of date even given print deadlines. Nice to hear BeeH's views!

Our deadline is always ten days before launch, hence just before Southend (Tuesday) and Charlton.

 

[Nick Hester]

Will TITS be on sale at the next home game?

Only had notes on me before kick off and afterwards went straight to pub to ease the pain. Am now well ****ed off I forgot to get a copy.

Yep, out for the Barnsley game.

 

[Canadian Bee]

Excellent as always!
and very funny lol

 

[Thorne In The Side]

Loved the article by the Bees fan stuck in Tibet!!

Can I just say that Edmundo actually came into my head when I was writing that.
Thought..... "Better make sure that I get the right mountian in the right country or that f*cking Edmundo is sure to pick up on it"

As far as the edlines were concerned....... Just going to print we had several strong rumours going on about Allen and Leicester etc.
Very difficult as to which way to go, but hey, still learning after 50 odd issue's.
Still enjoy doing it as long as people think it's still worthwhile and worth the money.
Thanks again to everyone that has supported us, look forward to getting another cheque off to Bees United very soon.

 

[Billy Hunt]

I thought this was a thread about 'Thorne in the Side' not an advertisment for Beesotted....

:laugh:

Didn't see any TITS sellers on Saturday as I arrived a wee bit late.

 

[Edmundo]

Can I just say that Edmundo actually came into my head when I was writing that.
Thought..... "Better make sure that I get the right mountian in the right country or that f*cking Edmundo is sure to pick up on it"

rofl And I have said absolutely nothing about the fact that the Tibetan fan wouldn't have a clue who Sonko is! D'oh! :homer:

 

[Bigbee]

Can I just say that Edmundo actually came into my head when I was writing that. :yuck:

f*cking Edmundo

 

[Bee H]

I understand now why Bee H has never given Larry an interview,he's obviously contracted to TITS.lol

from Lazzer

As you know, I have been asked to get a programme interview on behalf of Bees United for every BFC home game - and
Brian Burgess has suggested that I try to get all the new football club directors on the list. It's your turn!!

I would like the interview for either the game on March 11th (Barnsley) or 25th (Doncaster), and wonder if you could spare a bit of time before then for a chat. Deadlines are normally on the Thursday before the game, but the earlier it gets done the easier it is for Peter Gilham.

It shouldn't take much longer than half an hour at the most, and you get the chance to approve or change anything that is written.
I can travel virtually anywhere to meet you. Can you suggest a time and place?

Many thanks,

Larry

reply from Bee H

you are joking, right ?

David Heath (Bee H)

response from Lazzer

Why a joke? It is a serious request.

Larry

follow up from Lazzer

Reading the bitingly funny posts on GPG just now reminds me - since I assured you that my request for a Bees United interview to go in a future Bees programme was not a joke, I have not had a reply. Do you have any thoughts about where or when we could meet for a chat?

Regards,

Larry

response from Bee H ;

Thanks but no thanks Mr Signy !

I've posted my views on the GPG re the standard of your 'journalism', your 'fun' articles are imho cringingly embarrassing !

Quite how you think that I'd meet up with you after the years of your hi-jacking and taking GPG threads off track with your petty wind-up posts when a serious message was trying to be passed to Bees fans is beyond me !

Have a good day.

David Heath

 

[Gee Bee]

Thanks but no thanks Mr Signy !

I've posted my views on the GPG re the standard of your 'journalism', your 'fun' articles are imho cringingly embarrassing !

Quite how you think that I'd meet up with you after the years of your hi-jacking and taking GPG threads off track with your petty wind-up posts when a serious message was trying to be passed to Bees fans is beyond me !

Have a good day.

David Heath

Well done Bee H.

 

[IsleofWight_Bee]

If I'd forgotten the reason I was a Bees fan I was well reminded by Saturdays performance.

Luckily it was my mates 50th birthday so I'd met up with hime early and we'd sunk a few before making our TITS purchase just before kick-offf. I laughed at the front cover...very good, before puting it away rofl

On the long trek home and it does seem to take longer following a defeat I took the opportunity to read TITS. This by-the-way in a train full of Pompey fans who were surprsingly quiet after their defeat at Chelsea.....Back to the story...there was an article entitled 'From The Paddock To The Boardroom', ah I thought, as I read on its BeeH this should be interesting!!

Imagine my surprise and disappointment then as every contentious issue was met with a straight(ish) bat. Did ABee know that David was a fence sitter or does it come with the suit and tie?

Actually I found it quite funny especially the vocal support comment and the resignation question! I'm just disappointed we're not going to get the Larry & David show... I might have had to break the habit of the last 5 years and buy a programme

 

[Beebop]

Thanks but no thanks Mr Signy !

David Heath

I just can't understand this.A little meet at Avignon,which Larry knows well,a bottle of his favourite Chateauneuf-du-Pape as he hasn't heard of Gigondas and a convivial chat.All on Larry's expenses.lol

 

[Bee H]

I just can't understand this.A little meet at Avignon,which Larry knows well,a bottle of his favourite Chateauneuf-du-Pape as he hasn't heard of Gigondas and a convivial chat.All on Larry's expenses.lol

lol rofl lol

and not forgetting his extensive knowledge of Parisien restaurants !

 

[JBN]

from Lazzer
I can travel virtually anywhere to meet you. Can you suggest a time and place?

Very poor show. I would have thought that you could arrange a quick meeting in a phone box somewhwere in the Outer Hebredies. Unfortunatly of course, you wouldn't be able to make the interview as you have a much more pressing meeting to attend with the manager of Tie Rack in Hounslow.

 

[Bee H]

Imagine my surprise and disappointment then as every contentious issue was met with a straight(ish) bat. Did ABee know that David was a fence sitter or does it come with the suit and tie?

Actually I found it quite funny especially the vocal support comment and the resignation question! I'm just disappointed we're not going to get the Larry & David show... I might have had to break the habit of the last 5 years and buy a programme

One has to be careful what one says in any interview but rest assured, trappy Bee H is not a fence sitter !

It'll never happen so no worries

Thought the George piccy was hilarious personallly lol

 

[North London Bee]

from Lazzer

As you know, I have been asked to get a programme interview on behalf of Bees United for every BFC home game - and
Brian Burgess has suggested that I try to get all the new football club directors on the list. It's your turn!!

I would like the interview for either the game on March 11th (Barnsley) or 25th (Doncaster), and wonder if you could spare a bit of time before then for a chat. Deadlines are normally on the Thursday before the game, but the earlier it gets done the easier it is for Peter Gilham.

It shouldn't take much longer than half an hour at the most, and you get the chance to approve or change anything that is written.
I can travel virtually anywhere to meet you. Can you suggest a time and place?

Many thanks,

Larry

reply from Bee H

you are joking, right ?

David Heath (Bee H)

response from Lazzer

Why a joke? It is a serious request.

Larry

follow up from Lazzer

Reading the bitingly funny posts on GPG just now reminds me - since I assured you that my request for a Bees United interview to go in a future Bees programme was not a joke, I have not had a reply. Do you have any thoughts about where or when we could meet for a chat?

Regards,

Larry

response from Bee H ;

Thanks but no thanks Mr Signy !

I've posted my views on the GPG re the standard of your 'journalism', your 'fun' articles are imho cringingly embarrassing !

Quite how you think that I'd meet up with you after the years of your hi-jacking and taking GPG threads off track with your petty wind-up posts when a serious message was trying to be passed to Bees fans is beyond me !

Have a good day.

David Heath

David, This is exactly what I said to him last year - and look how long I lasted!!

Beware the curse of Signy!!

 

[Luton Bee]

David, This is exactly what I said to him last year - and look how long I lasted!!

Beware the curse of Signy!!

In fairness I think BeeH has already been there longer than your 15 minutes* NLB.











* As per Mr A Warhol Esq.

 

[North London Bee]

In fairness I think BeeH has already been there longer than your 15 minutes* NLB.

* As per Mr A Warhol Esq.

Maybe but it felt like 15 years !!

 

[nocoat]

Nice one, I enjoyed the article from the Tibet man .... someone should get in contact with him though and tell him whats really going on as I think he has got the wrong end of the stick..


May I respectfully request that the TITs boys next turn their attentions to an expose of the nails sticking out of the ad hoardings in the paddock ...? I ripped my jeans completely yesterday on them and they are a write off :sad: could have been my leg

Keep Nails out of football Rather they bring back the birdshit

 

[Nick Hester]

:


May I respectfully request that the TITs boys next turn their attentions to an expose of the nails sticking out of the ad hoardings in the paddock ...? I ripped my jeans completely yesterday on them and they are a write off :sad: could have been my leg

Keep Nails out of football Rather they bring back the birdshit

Shouldn't have been leaning on them giving that poor defenceless Barnsley Pikey stick then should you?

 

[JBN]

A good read.

I trust Mr Signy enjoyed his edition of Thorne In The Side.

I did hear from a very good source, that Mr Signy was realy looking forward to reading Mr Heaths interview, probably hoping for a bit of free publicity.

 

[larrysigny]

One has to be careful what one says in any interview

Funny, that's what others think when talking to the house magazine known as the official BFC programme.

But I thought the idea of an independent magazine was to publish and be damned - say what you think - be open and honest.












TITS - a good interview by the way. But did you just ask the question listed - or did you bombard him with supplementaries folowing on his answers?

 

[Bee H]

Funny, that's what others think when talking to the house magazine known as the official BFC programme.

But I thought the idea of an independent magazine was to publish and be damned - say what you think - be open and honest.

TITS - a good interview by the way. But did you just ask the question listed - or did you bombard him with supplementaries folowing on his answers?

Well Lazzer, over 24 hours and no-one's posted in response to your latest drivel ! Perhaps it's proof that no-one gives a stuff about you and that you should stick to one of the other message baords perhaps ?

Oh and thanks for calling me a w*nker to the fanzine seller on Saturday, that's nothing to what most people call you !

Have a good day !

 

[nocoat]

Shouldn't have been leaning on them giving that poor defenceless Barnsley Pikey stick then should you?

Fear not - Nice Mr Gilham promised to get a skivvy to remove them all for me :love2:


One Peter Gilham, there's only one Peter Gilham, One Peter GILHAM....

 

[abee]

Oh and thanks for calling me a w*nker to the fanzine seller on Saturday, that's nothing to what most people call you !

lol lol lol

Is this the same Signy who has lectured us for years on how he always gives his loyalty to the BFC directors who have been running the club "so very well".

Now that we finally have some directors on the BFC board who are actually trying to do what should have been done years ago one of them turns out to be a......."w*anker" according to Signy.

Signy last week descibed you on here as having a "master" at Griffin Park. I assumed that he was talking about me as you are my nominee on the BFC board. I invited him to restate on here that yes it was indeed me to whom he was referring or to retract as I have on more than one occasion stated that you act exactly as you deem appropriate for the good of BFC and without any reference to me whatsoever. He did neither of course which tells you all that you need to know about this deeply unpleasant man. That the "inhouse" BFC pet journalist (who tells us that he just writes what he is told) is making these untrue statements regarding your position on the BFC board is sadly well in keeping with his track record.

 

[Nick Hester]

lol lol lol


Signy last week descibed you on here as having a "master" at Griffin Park. .

So thats what you do in France you two!
I can picture it now BeeH dressed in rubber and ABee in the dog collar...

 

[abee]

So thats what you do in France you two!
I can picture it now BeeH dressed in rubber and ABee in the dog collar...

If you don't learn to spell my ****ing name right I'm never gonna buy another TITS which'll put you out of business.

Walkies????

 

[Bee H]

ah, bless him for trying !!!

I can picture it now BeeH dressed in rubber :

Now now Greenholme, just because you were exposed on here with your somewhat 'exotic' eBay sales including a rubber dress that is most definitely not your Missus' size (remember the phone conversations ? lol ), don't start trying to deflect the attention you old Perv !

 

[larrysigny]

Oh and thanks for calling me a w*nker to the fanzine seller on Saturday, that's nothing to what most people call you !

Another example of your quoting from other people's conversations and private e-mails.

But can I ask - is it better to call someone a name in private rather than for a BFC director to call a fan "a piece of sh1t" and tell him "the standard of your so-called journalism is laughable/embarrassing. Were you really a journalist or have you made it up as a fantasy thing ?" in public?

These are both statements you hasve made. Is it a case of double standards - one rule for the directors - another for the fans?

 

[Nick Hester]

Now now Greenholme, just because you were exposed on here with your somewhat 'exotic' eBay sales including a rubber dress that is most definitely not your Missus' size (remember the phone conversations ? lol ), don't start trying to deflect the attention you old Perv !

Don't you remember me giving it to you for your birthday?
BeeH size?

Obviously for your S&M sessions with Abee...

Now theres an article for you Larry....

 

[Gee Bee]

Another example of your quoting from other people's conversations and private e-mails.

But can I ask - is it better to call someone a name in private rather than for a BFC director to call a fan "a piece of sh1t" and tell him "the standard of your so-called journalism is laughable/embarrassing. Were you really a journalist or have you made it up as a fantasy thing ?" in public?

These are both statements you hasve made. Is it a case of double standards - one rule for the directors - another for the fans?

Keep digging Larry.
Is it now the case we have some directors you will not follow to wherever they may take you. Go back to your drains please.

 

[abee]

Another example of your quoting from other people's conversations and private e-mails.

But can I ask - is it better to call someone a name in private rather than for a BFC director to call a fan "a piece of sh1t" and tell him "the standard of your so-called journalism is laughable/embarrassing. Were you really a journalist or have you made it up as a fantasy thing ?" in public?

These are both statements you hasve made. Is it a case of double standards - one rule for the directors - another for the fans?

Now that's what I call proper and accurate reporting.......but you wouldn't understand what that means.......

 

[abee]

Don't you remember me giving it to you for your birthday?
BeeH size?

Obviously for your S&M sessions with Abee...

Now theres an article for you Larry....

Right. That does it.........:mad1: :mad1: :mad1:

 

[Bee H]

thought he'd bite and lo and behold ...

"the standard of your so-called journalism is laughable/embarrassing. Were you really a journalist or have you made it up as a fantasy thing ?"

Never did answer that one did you Lazzer Baby !

lol rofl lol rofl lol

 

[Mr Tree]

Bee H

does being a director give you any say on who contributes to the programme?