Roy King update

Roy King update

laughing at the misfortunes of others is bad karma...
 
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............I hadn't realised that he was in the pub trade.....................:fishing:


...........why does he think it's the Councils fault?


...........and contrary to what he says, I would have thought that having flies crawl all over the food would be ideal for 'passing' customers.............



.............I'm off down that way later today.....now I know one place to def avoid!rofl
 

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Wonder if he tries to get a TV camera crew
down to cover this story :nono: :fishing:
 

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boo hoo

Firstly where did he get a fortune to spend on the flies.?????? think about it?
Secondly he is blaming the council as there is nothing they can do and that they are hiding! wasn't that his attitude at Brentford.
Thirdly did the club not give him a reference on his experience running a pub, the brewery must be mad going near him!
Fourthly the flies probably help the taste of the food.

Whats he complaining about, he now has some friends to entertain, although thats a long way to get some!!!!

Watch the till Brewery!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 

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Is this really THE Roy King?

This is just up the road from me and it has been running (or, should I say flying) for some years. Each year there is a problem and the council have tried to investigate it. Maybe there is a explanation now?
 

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PJ said:
Wonder if he tries to get a TV camera crew
down to cover this story :nono: :fishing:
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Was on the GMTV Newshour this morning
 

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jlove said:
Is this really THE Roy King?

This is just up the road from me and it has been running (or, should I say flying) for some years. Each year there is a problem and the council have tried to investigate it. Maybe there is a explanation now?
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It sure is him, Mark found another story earlier in the year with pictures of him.
 

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Alex said:
It sure is him, Mark found another story earlier in the year with pictures of him.
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Maybe I'll fly by for a pint... where's that petrol can?
 

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The Petrol Can and Baseball Bat.

Great name for a pub
 

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rofl rofl rofl rofl

I suspect he got some mates from SE london who can get rid of the flies for him.
 

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Probably bluebottles. They're always attracted by rotting matter.
 

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Ha, what a donut that man was.
 

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WarrenBee said:
Surprised he hasn't started charging the flies to come in.

:wave: :sorted:
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rofl :sorted: a coopex smoke bomb will kill those ****ers, no not the flies:wave:
 

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Well if he still has a problem on 10th March 2007 we could help - I think a visit en route from Ashton Gate would be nice, I am sure the Bees could frighten off the flies.
 

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Old B said:
Well if he still has a problem on 10th March 2007 we could help - I think a visit en route from Ashton Gate would be nice, I am sure the Bees could frighten off the flies.
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You could pay a visit on Tuesday... M3/A303 to Andover; A343 through Ludgershall; turn right onto the A346 and Roy's your uncle. Straight up the A346 afterwards to Swindon.
 

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Perhaps all future trips to Swindon, Swansea, Bristol etc could involve a stop at the "Barleycorn Inn in Collingbourne, Kingston"

Not far from the M4 and great fun for all!:sorted:
 

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perhaps if he 'switched off the lights' they wouldnt come in???????????

is it true that roy's midddle name is wayne?
 

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There's a mis-print in the Times report. It's not flies, it's bees! Aand they all wanted to get in the pub (not their local pub you understand) but apparently it was made all ticket for bees by Roy. Trouble is he under-estimated the demand, turns out it was higher than expected so the dumb**** opened the windows to let them all in. Trouble is, now Roy's got a pub full of bees and they ain't paid to get in so he's down on his taking. Worse still, they're all very ****ed off 'cos it's not the first time Roy's fecked about with the bees when they've been away from their local. abee was contacted for a statement and we await his response but there's a hill down there and apparently safety regs have been broken and Old Bill is on double time to sort it out. In the meantime Roy's bought a new ticketing system for his bees but he doesn't no how to use it and neither does anyone else as the software's still in the shrink wrap.

Roy King is 97 and a half (and is also a feckwit)
 

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There's a mis-print in the Times report. It's not flies, it's bees! And they all wanted to get in the pub (not their local pub you understand, but one away form home) but apparently it was made ticket-only entry for bees by Roy. Trouble is he under-estimated the demand, turns out it was higher than expected so the dumb**** opened the windows to let them all in. Trouble is, now Roy's got a pub full of bees and they ain't paid to get in so he's down on his taking. Worse still, they're all very ****ed off 'cos it's not the first time Roy's fecked about with the bees when they've been away from their local. abee was contacted for a statement and we await his response but there's a hill down there and apparently safety regs have been broken and Old Bill is on double time to sort it out. In the meantime Roy's bought a new ticketing system for his bees but he doesn't know how to use it and neither does anyone else as the software's still in the shrink wrap.

Roy King is 97 and a half (and is also a feckwit)
 
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